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JUST THE TIP

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    bsm.. am i doing it right?

     

    the bitch on the left looks hella familiar...

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    now i remember...

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  2. i got pepper sprayed by a bouncer in portland, faggot then called the cops and said i was selling coke in the club (and i honestly wasnt). buddy and i left, but we were both shitfaced and he totaled my wife's car

     

    so she gave me cash to go buy a "4 door car that gets good gas mileage"

     

    and i came home with a trans am with a corvette engine in it. ws6 performance package. transmission perform button. the works.

     

    few months later we got divorced

     

    COOL STORY BRO

  3. NOES, the only reptiles ive seen so far have been the geckos, but theyre way too fucking quick to catch.

     

    BUT, i did see a motherfucking centipede in my house yesterday, which scared the fuck out of me. the brown centipedes here are poisonous and my landlord's husband got bit by one a few years ago. she said she watched him cut off his thumb once and it barely bothered him (very bsm), but the centipede poison was so horrible he was literally begging for narcotics.

     

    a book i have says the pain from the local centipedes bite can range from "a bad bee sting to a gunshot wound. some local doctors have stated the only way to beat the pain is to stay drunk for 3 days."

  4. Dow have you found coke in hawaii yet?

     

    I'd hate to see you back on the ice bro.

     

    no coke yet. im stayin drug free until i have a job secured n stuff. poz's mom may be hooking me up with a job, so thats rad.

     

    nah, no ice, brah. theres way too much delicious food on this island for me to wanna fuck with anything that could demolish my appetite for days at a time. ono grinds, brah, ono.

     

    chopstickss- the first toads are gonna be the learner toads, because i dont really know what im doing. i still gotta order tanning liquid, oil, scalpels, eyes, zippers, etc.

     

    im just gonna start stocking up fridge with my amphibian buddies, so when i get my supplies, i can go to work on these fuckheads.

  5. It affects you more than you think, but you have no control over it, so what's the point of caring?

     

     

    im in hawaii right now drinking delicious coffee and enjoying the warm weather. trust me, illegal immigrants do not affect me.

  6. complaining about how tax money is spent, imho, is like complaining about immigration. it isnt really affecting me and and im not going to waste my energy getting butthurt about it. ill never knock another man's hustle.

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