JUST THE TIP
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i lived off unemployment for YEARS while selling hella drugs and traveling the world having a fucking blast. ill get over on the gov anyway i can, whenever i can. and never feel the slightest twinge of regret.
all while some of you were working hella hours. keep workin your fingers to the bone, ill be in a foreign country getting shitfaced with gorgeous women and making them speak in foreign languages to my boys when i call to brag about how much fun im having.
you mad?
dont get me wrong, it feels good to relax after a hard days work, but it feels much better to not work at all and snort coke off your passport in the streets of europe.
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im totally anticipating hearing my girl eventually say "you never spend time with me at night anymore, all you do is get drunk and hunt for those goddamn cane toads". and its going to be a moment of fuckin glory and awesomeness.
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from what ive read, they're considered a nuisance and are legal to kill.
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last night i just grabbed my flash light and shined it in it's eyes, then grabbed it. they arent all that quick. theyre nocturnal hunters, so im just going to walk around the island at night with a flashlight and put them in my backpack.
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think of how rad it would be if i could single needle the toads knuckles. i wanna buy that book on knuckle zaps so ill have a million ideas for shit to put on them.
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something jumped next to me when i was walking through my yard last night. i was scared as fuck, because there is all sorts of wierd fuckin animals that i dont even know about on this island. shit that will rape and kill you. or at least bite you.
the critter turned out to be a big frog looking creature.
i brought him inside and let him hop around my house for a bit, and i liked him so i gave him a kiss on top of his head then let him go back into the wild.
i researched online to figure out exactly what kind of frog it was, and it turned out to be a toad, not a frog. a cane toad, to be exact.
cane toads are the species of toad that have toxins on their skin that cause you to hallucinate and/or possibly die. nothing happened to me, though.
REWIND TO SEVERAL MONTHS AGO. i picked up a hitchhiker that had a pouch made from a toad. he said his friend bought it in thailand and it was gifted to him. pic of the hitchhiker because it did happen:
pics of the cane toad i captured last night, because it also happened:
as you can guess, what im getting at, is im soon going to be in the toad pouch business. i found a book online that covers amphibian taxidermy, and i intend to get $$$ off these little fucks. they sell on ebay for over $30 per pouch. eventually i will purchase a tattoo machine so people can have customized toad pouches, with, say, a tear drop, ss bolts, initials, or whatever they want.
fuck arab money. we gettin cane toad money.
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$10 says nbb knows either the girl, the boxer, or his brother. or he fucked a girl that they know.
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he hates her because her pussy stinks and he can never cum when they smash
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ps theres a gecko that snuck inside and he's kicking it on my wall right now
gonna try to give him some whiskey
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my girl bought the shower curtain and found the bath mat online last night. win win win.
the blood smear curtain is fucking rad, we talked about buying it just so we could put it on the other side of the psycho one.
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also note the anthony perkins action figure with removable wig.
we're gonna get this bath mat to make the bano extra bsm:
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took a couple flicks while i was out working on my sunburn. overcast today but still warm and awesome.
Bloody Sexy Murder shower curtain in our casa:
all good in my hood:
random shit from walking around town:
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abu ghraib ass nigga
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a) his buttcheeks are showing
b) he probably blows guys
c) he wont punch you in the throat
d) he is wearing more than one article of denim at a time
no correlation between that dude and myself
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so, after living on kauai for less than a week, ive decided its the illest place ive ever been. its always perfect weather for cut off jeans and cigarettes. and the people here are fucking awesome. the weather aint bad, too. it's been in the mid 70s during the day and in the high 60s at night.
we bought a bed from my girl's boss last night, and he fucking GAVE me a free longboard that was shaped by jeff timone and had a new fin on it. he told me that a fella gave it to him to learn on, and he was instructed to pass it on at one point, so now it's mine. fuck yes.
drove to waimea canyon yesterday, it's fuckin rad.
the view on the drive up:
had to let the locals know who runs shit by doing some dips. always bsm.
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obligatory bsm shot.
leaving to go drink whiskey at the beach. and its only 10:30am here.
happy 666 day
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BRITAIN'S
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rory looks pretty handsome / no homo multiplied by 666
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i borrowed my buddies glasses, years ago, because his vision was similar to mine. the first night i had em, a bunch of punk rock kids stomped the fuck out of me (i was working graveyard at a 711) and workers comp replaced them with the most expensive frames i could find at the glasses store. it was pretty awesome.
those glasses ended up getting broke one evening when i was playing golf, DAF with my roommate. forgot i took them off for a drive, and stepped back to hear a CRUNCH.
then i was blind as fuck for a while and EB had to be my eyes when we drove around at night because i would literally drive into shit. good times.
PS i put a big chew in on my last flight and the lady siting next to me requested to be moved. haha. it was hella BSM. hella arm room and a free seat to put my backpack on FTW
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the glass jar i used was serving, at the time, as an ash tray and was filled with butts. watching a black guy pick butts out of his nigger wool with bloody fingers was lulz.
and not because im racist.
because hes a buster and im a kinda skinny guy that wears tight pants and glasses. and he still got served.
at the airport somewhat drunk off whiskey. lovin it.
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still in brazil and has a bf. we still talk n whatnot. but brazil is a long ways away n shit. my dick isnt that long, so it doesnt work.
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team i was rooting for won
all the homies came out for the game, we pigged the fuck out and got DAF
got to throw a drink in a kids face and kick him outta my buddies yard
i have a carton of smokes and some good books in my backpack
sold my truck
broke a mason jar over a snitches head and teased him for bleeding all over
yesterday was a perfect last day in oregon
have a business class ticket to hawaii that im hopping on today to start a new life on kauai. gf got there a couple days ago and loves our house and says i have room for a pool table.
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i told my girl i want her to dress like anne frank and hide in our house, and i would dress up like hitler w/sharpie marker 'stache, n hunt her down. and if she could make me cum, i would free all the jews from the concentration camps.
shes didnt think it was as funny as i did
since shes jewish n all
but i still think its one of the better ideas ive ever had in my entire life
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the shoes that never die!!!
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one of my best friends works security at lojax on seaside in honolulu. its a gay bar that has trannies, if youre into that kinda thing.
tell eli that dow sent you.
and no, im not kidding.
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the trash poker would affect the quality of the products i could sell to my customers.