JUST THE TIP
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lifestyles of the white and famous
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big shux
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you gonna get paid from dipshit hitting you with his car? you could be getting a check and a scrip for pain pills.
please dont tell me you fronted like you werent hurt, to impress the columbian. that might fuck up the possibility of you getting some $$$ out of the situation.
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im getting married to this woman she has never slept with a black guy and has had one other boy friend/sexual partner.
whos throwing my party?
the banner at the party is gonna read:
"congratulations for being a gullible nigga that actually believed what a bitch told you"
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Note to self, DON'T DRINK WHISKEY!
hahahahah. sounds like a good night
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pornbooth, i had some sleighr the other night and thought of you, no homo
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nbb and i gave coke to hookers and interviewed them after hours at my last job.
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chops, its a possibility. looking at school in either sf, san diego, or london. id like to be in europe, so i figure i might as well attend school there. its all a matter of being able to make some money while im there, so i dont go completely hungry.
ideally i would work at our breakfast spot, and i would marry the indian girl. by marry i mean hump on a regular basis without a condom btw.
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im a big fan of lying on my resume and having friends lie for me to get good jobs.
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ps: i threw the guy in the left in bsm. he doesnt know it, and im not sure of his name. but he seems pretty bsm.
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ive read online that the jobs that are given to yanks have to be ones that have been advertisd to brits, but have received no worthy applicants. i wonder if its different if you're a student.
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id be looking for something like a shitty dishwasher job while attending school.
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Armand, how difficult is it for yanks to get jobs over there?
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rape her mom while wearing a pig mask and pouring battery acid on her
edit: shes wicked cute, props bro.
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extra bsm points if you cum inside of her mom
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I never would have guessed Dow has been carrying this sticker around since he was here, but....
hah! i forgot i had it in my pocket and pulled it out in front of the pig at the courthouse that was operating the x-ray machine. def got a weird look.
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yup, welcome back big pimp.
although...
YOU PROBABLY DESERVED IT
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i believe so, yes.
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i cant speak for him, but im 99% sure that chops has his plane ticket already
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i start each day with a glass of whiskey and some smokes on my porch. no better way to do it.
booze. smokes. misogyny.
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almost forget the best part
NBB, my ex-boss's babie's momma died the other night, and guess where she died? in the bed we slept in! (no homo). i think our coke sweat soaked into the mattress and poisoned her to death, but the doctors say she had a brain aneurysm.
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woke up at 6:20am cause the girl was leaving to go to work
started drinking jim beam immediately
then went to get some sausage mcmuffins (/nh) and coffee
waiting for liquor store to open so i can get more whiskey and drink it at the beach
then drive outta town to harass timmy and the crew, eat pho and drink more whiskey
so far its been a Beautiful Sunny Morning
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dudes bein scared of the butthole....hah! i licked the butthole of the girl on page 1 and would do it again.
butthole slurpin motherfuckers
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Everybody must get stoned...
in Channel Zero
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fuck being the poor bastard that has to throw heavy stones for two hours straight. hopefully they work in shifts to kill the stubborn ppl that dont wanna die quickly.