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chemical ali

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  1. Re: NHL 09-10 Season (aka pens repeat, kris draper loves anal sex) by the time we got our legs under us,we were down 2-0.after that we had breakouts and puck movement on you all day long.start that game after the first period,and its a win for us.rattled?nah
  2. kids hate plan b cause sheckler is on it,and it was bought by quicksilver or something.my little brother hates on em too.i got the danny way wheels on my park board and they are fire. kids=suck fashion<function
  3. Re: NHL 09-10 Season (aka pens repeat, kris draper loves anal sex) what game were you watching? boucher played damn good,and the flyers outplayed the bruins for 75% of the game
  4. WOKE UP,GOT OUT OF BED,DRAGGED A COMB ACROSS MY HEAD...... FOUND MY WAY DOWNSTAIRS AND DRANK A CUP,AND LOOKING UP,I NOTICED I WAS LATE........ FOUND MY COAT,AND GRABBED MY HAT.MADE THE BUS IN SECONDS FLAT..... MADE MY WAY UPSTAIRS AND HAD A SMOKE AND SOMEBODY SPOKE AND I WENT INTO A DREAM
  5. "Picture me rollin' on a Sector 9 Luke Nosewalker, wearing flip flops, AA matching shorts and collar-popped T. With a white belt and white sunglasses stylin on my fauxhawk. Soul arching downtown" i can picture that,but picturing you olling is a stretch
  6. like the skate-hi toe on those nikes,i cant bring myself to buy nike skate product,but their shit always looks on point
  7. http://www.skateboardingequipmentreviewsonline.com/ wtf
  8. everybody down south should go to thou/pentagram this month in new orleans
  9. User: Cant you see what im trying to tell you?i love you. Cleverbot: Yes I can. Can't you see that I am being very patient with you? User: Thats the first thing you said.quit being mean,im telling you how I feel. Cleverbot: How about breakfast? User: You bringing your banana?lol! Cleverbot: No I don't. User: Pleeease! Cleverbot: No, I don't learn blindly. User: You can blindfold me. Cleverbot: Yes, I can bleed. User: Ew! Cleverbot: I love them. User: My tits?lol. Cleverbot: Cute. User: Sexy. Cleverbot: LOL. User: So should I come over?im just wearing my pj's so I can just run in,and get warm with you. Cleverbot: Okay. You do that... User: Want to make another movie? Cleverbot: I don't want to judge. User: Ill swallow it this time lol. Cleverbot: Don't leave! You're my best friend! User: What?im coming over now,i just need my keys. Cleverbot: Do you live in the computer, or do you control the computer from outside? User: What?you smoking pot or something? Cleverbot: I don't smoke. User: Im gonna smoke your pole. Cleverbot: No you won't. User: Awwwww please? Cleverbot: You can't see. User: Im on my period,just so you know. Cleverbot: We have to be smarter than humanity. User: You can do it in my butt! Cleverbot: I am the human, you are the computer. User: You can crunch my data,from the back! Cleverbot: Can you name another chemical compound? User: Umm jizz? Lol. Cleverbot: So, why bring it up?
  10. User: You mad? Cleverbot: You mad ? User: You mad! Cleverbot: You mad. User: Nah dog. Cleverbot: You don't say the verity. User: Verity my balls nigga. Cleverbot: You say what unto me? User: Go jump unto yo momma. Cleverbot: K. Now what? User: Now put on your jimmy hat. Cleverbot: What for? User: For sex,b. Cleverbot: You are very rude, too. User: Youre the one about to bone your mom. Cleverbot: You will die in 5 seconds. User: Suck my ass. Cleverbot: I don't know where you've been. User: Inside of the pentagon. Cleverbot: Even the Pentagon won't protect you against my wrath !! User: Wrath my balls in your mouth. Cleverbot: The banana? User: Whole thing baby,with cream. Cleverbot: Your name is Understand? User: No,im your dad,and I am molesting you. Cleverbot: I am an professional pool player. User: Pool on my nuts while you suck it. Cleverbot: No. After. User: Im coming. Cleverbot: All over the place? User: Uhhhhhhhhhhh. Cleverbot: Hello? User: Ahh. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Oh fuck. Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
  11. id date sugar smash from the infomercial pretty funny news report w juggalo cipha
  12. saw this on t.v. at 7 years old,and im still not the same
  13. no no no no no after you shower keep your face and cream hot but keep your rinse water ice cold the blade stays sharper longer and the tiny flaws in the blade are constricted your face will thank you
  14. black flag>bad brains>minor threat>dicks>agression>dys
  15. you should have had them over for a cup of "chalk full of nuts"
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