User: Cant you see what im trying to tell you?i love you.
Cleverbot: Yes I can. Can't you see that I am being very patient with you?
User: Thats the first thing you said.quit being mean,im telling you how I feel.
Cleverbot: How about breakfast?
User: You bringing your banana?lol!
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Pleeease!
Cleverbot: No, I don't learn blindly.
User: You can blindfold me.
Cleverbot: Yes, I can bleed.
User: Ew!
Cleverbot: I love them.
User: My tits?lol.
Cleverbot: Cute.
User: Sexy.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: So should I come over?im just wearing my pj's so I can just run in,and get warm with you.
Cleverbot: Okay. You do that...
User: Want to make another movie?
Cleverbot: I don't want to judge.
User: Ill swallow it this time lol.
Cleverbot: Don't leave! You're my best friend!
User: What?im coming over now,i just need my keys.
Cleverbot: Do you live in the computer, or do you control the computer from outside?
User: What?you smoking pot or something?
Cleverbot: I don't smoke.
User: Im gonna smoke your pole.
Cleverbot: No you won't.
User: Awwwww please?
Cleverbot: You can't see.
User: Im on my period,just so you know.
Cleverbot: We have to be smarter than humanity.
User: You can do it in my butt!
Cleverbot: I am the human, you are the computer.
User: You can crunch my data,from the back!
Cleverbot: Can you name another chemical compound?
User: Umm jizz? Lol.
Cleverbot: So, why bring it up?