RazorRamon

I swear I almost just sharted but It was a false alarm and I was grateful.

listening to my cities police scanner while I eat some pasta I made.

you poop double rainbows.

that fat chick has an outrageous amount of chins.

hit the stove with a piece of paper towel.

The reason you're still a ms. is because you're way too good for anyone!

wide awake do to my fucked up sleep schedule. I need a job soon.

true I fucking loved my yoyo tpbm curses on the regular

this.

Dear BlackBoat, I bookmarked that video for the next time I'm high. I appreciate it. RR

When I was in holding for a few days I had to wait until someone called for me because I couldn't fucking remember any number without my cell.

why do you?

dear Rolf, Said queer community needs to be introduced to a gas chamber.

you give fortune cookie like advice

don't you love chinese food?

Meth obviously promotes racial unity.

false wasn't in court for "bombing" tpbm watches a lot of espn

I'm sure chris benoit would kill for that jacket.

You already snuffed most of these fools, and pretty soon you'll be the motherfucking champ!

in an attempt to

tiger of the ancient

You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Alrite now pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good!