RazorRamon

what about a penis shaped cupcake?

I'm trying to get this paper g, you with me?

who are you asking?

what if he's pants happy?

Ohh damn Goddamn basedgod you got bitches Ohh damn Free gucci mane One day my bruva told me, said B you gon die with bitches He said you got bitches on deck B, he said you're a goddamn prettyboy I will die with thirty bitches on my dick a hundred bitches on my dick thirty bitches on my dick I got bitches cos oh damn I got bitches, oh damn basedgod, prettyboy oh damn I got bitches, oh, fuck

true definitely. tpbm needs a new cellphone.

true tpbm want's to know why mass was banned from said college campus.

I really hope your invention involves some sort of hand warmer for young cats.

allison brie.

who the fuck is this? Paging me at 5:46 in the morning?

bdmop

getting umad as fuck because for some reason Halo is disregarding my internet connection. Also plotting on ways to meet Selena Gomez and have her bear my illegitimate love child.

Dear Rolf, My true dream is to knock up one of these Disney bitches ie Selena Gomez, and continue to smoke weed and live off of her dime. Hopefully making the media mad as fuck as I drive around in the Ferrari she paid for receiving tickets for driving around while high and having her pay it off. RR

Dear Life, Rolf made some excellent points and I would like to revise what I said before. The bus filled with models can still break down in front my house, a long with the all the accompanying drugs. A camera man so I can relive this epic day over and over again. Anything to break up the continuous cycle of sleeping all day and then staying up all night. RR

Dear Rolf, You're right I wasn't thinking. Replace that truck of condoms with an OZ of weed for me and some X for the extra freaky model bitches. Yea... Life you should totally make that happen. RR

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Dear Life, You are currently very boring and predictable. Something cool and exciting needs to happen soon, not cool and in exciting in the drama filled bullshit way either, more in the a bus full of super models breaks down in front of my house along with a truck delivering condoms way. That would be cool, make that happen. Sincerely, RR

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Yea seriously I was really hoping she would get murked in some horrific way. You knew that bitch was a carpet muncher too.

sitting in the dark because there isn't any fucking light bulbs.

Dear Suki, I know exactly how you feel. Thought I was going to actually be able to sleep tonight. RR

sharepod. works like a charm.

Being wide awake even though I swear I was exhausted all day.

Dear Sleep, Why is it that unless I've smoked, I'm up all night avoiding you? RR

Dear potential Job, WTF! two interviews and I KNOW I passed that drug test, and still no call back? Not cool bro. Not cool. RR Dear Suki, It wasn't really an intimidation thing, it was more of a "I'm high and these things are watching me" thing. RR