el super

sabritas

did you know that i ate a taco bell volcano box meal with a dr pepper no ice?

'tha fuck you know bout messin wit sasquatch?!

saw this movie when i was 8, and after 15 years its still a great flick. "stupid...fak you boys, fak you." "do you have thisdick?......thisdick, im curious do you have it?" "wha' is disdick?" "thisdick man,thsidick, thisdick!?" "im sorry i don' kno' wha' is.." "HE SAID THISDICK MUTHAFUCKA, DONT YOU UNDASTAND ENGLISH!?"

skinny people's farts smell the worst

he shoulda just wore some stilettos, taken his phone off the hook, and pout and say "i know grandma, i hate em', i hate em', i hate em'!!!"

you vegans are going to relapse and have yerself one of these........................

yer guy friend who brings along his homeboys turning the party into a link basket

itty bitty tity committy

dont invite the pretty girls that hate the whores at yer party,they will want to fight the whores for wanting to give the guys and the pretty girl's bf's some pussy,please believe it..

yer ex and her baby daddy she left you for......... ouch!

brohammerhead

bromosexual!!!

say bro you got a square bro? folks here in dallas savagely murder this fucking word......... most use the frat/douche bag form of the word bro; brah. equally annoying.

r.i.p. hector zazou:. para siempre:.

bump that vato loco kysor...

oldboy...................disturbing yet a must have............ word around the campfire is that barry sonnenfeld and will smith are in the talks for a remake......................i hope they back out......