Kalashnikov
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I-80 is a pretty straight forward drive. Traffic gets lighter the farther you get away from Boston/New York, and when you're past Chicago you're good all the way out west.
Whoever said don't drive more than 8 hours a day makes me wonder how the hell they get anywhere. I can do about 20-21ish hours in a single sitting, most at one time without stopping except for gas and food was 24 hours. I'm also not a fan of cruise control, because a) it's a pain when you're in traffic, b) it sucks way more gas than just driving it yourself, c) you have a better chance of falling asleep.
If I was you, I'd take 95 to New York City -or- 95 to the Tappan Zee (287 I think), to 80 in Jersey. 80 all the way to western Nebraska, 76 to Denver where you catch 70. 70 to I-15 in Utah, I-15 to LA.
Lots of states out west have 75mph speed limits. I-80 turns to 70mph in Iowa and 75mph in Nebraska, but don't go more than 80 because the Nebraska State Patrol got us on our way back to Chicago doing 83 in a 75, and they're dickheads.
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You're probably allergic.
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Basically. Your states are so fucking lame, and boring that the only thing to do to pass the time is to drink away your depression induced by the soul crushing lameness of your states.
Rest of the world> Midwest.
Other 49 states > Florida.
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If I remember right there was a place called Traildust off 35E that had good ass steak... other than that, Dallas is a pretty boring city to visit.
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Embrace days like this dedicated to drinking. Cops focused on drunk & disorderly conduct and DUIs, sounds like a good time to paint to me.
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Don't forget to get at DAO when you're in Philly.
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Worst thread idea ever.
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GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.
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haha that's kinda cool sounds like your father in law has a bit of a sense of humor at least.
This. Much better to have a drink off with your pops in law, rather than have it turn awkward when you visit your wife's family because a) they don't like you, and b) you don't like them.
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This shit is fuckin' classic. The shit about the DMX lookin' dude with the bodies & the Tiger Woods story had me rollin'. One suggestion, for lazy motherfuckers like me when you post links to Youtube videos and shit you should have them pop up in a new window, so I don't gotta keep clicking back and finding my place where I was reading. The HTML for it is "target="_blank" put after the a href="whatever.com" part of your link bracket if ya didn't know.
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I fix my shit every time it breaks or something stupid goes wrong so my car doesn't turn into a piece of shit. '96 Integra with 250,000 miles, still runs like a champ.
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My vote also goes to the Anal Fun Day.
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^ This guy has the right idea.
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Indiana sucks. Gary and surrounding areas smell like shit. The rest is corn. That is all. All I've done in Indianapolis is drive through it.
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I don't see how you expected this not to happen, with a house and backyard full of drunk people.
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So, you think that his ulcerated legs needing dressings is the LULZ? I don't have sympathy for the guy but I don't really think his fat gross legs are particularly funny.
I do.
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This was in that big ass list, but I have to post a link because it's the best Christmas song ever.
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When something becomes a huge block of text, it becomes null in an online forum. Even if you're writing some super eloquent, persuasive or thought provoking material, no one's going to notice or care.
Word. If I see a big wall of text that's hard as fuck to read, with no punctuation or anything, I just skip over it.
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This thread is great. Goes from killing cops, to arguing about how far the drive is from Lakewood to Seattle, to a handstyle battle. I'm glad I wasted 20 some odd minutes of my life reading this.
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So the only place in America with an unemployment rate of less than 1.9% is that 1 county in southwestern North Dakota?
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Don't buy a Mac. Just don't be an idiot about what you download. Seriously, I download shit with LimeWire all the time and never have problems.
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Change your name to "douche", if you suck at least people will laugh at you and it provides some useful effect.
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Not really a fan of that bar, too many yuppies/other clowns and the Heineken on draught is flat as fuck.
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Is my nigga Tork still puttin' in work?
New York next weekend?
in Channel Zero
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Is there anything poppin' in NYC next weekend? I'll be there from Friday night until Sunday. I was there about 8 months ago and didn't really have time to do much fun stuff except check out the Scrap Yard (which was kind of bogus...), catch handstyles, drink a few 40's and get food.
This time I'll have the whole weekend to do whatever, is there any parades or festivals going on? Any shops to check out (I've been told to go to All The Right)... basically anything to keep my time entertained. Not too big on bars or clubs, and I'm more into checking out neighborhoods than hanging around lower Manhattan/doing touristy type shit.
Let's hear what you got...