Re: Dear ________, - no homo
Dear Sassafrass and Buzi,
Happy Birthday Girls.
I miss you..but im sure you are being loved and taken care of.
Hope you are doing your job of keeping the couch warm and staying under your new owners feet.
Buzi..you became an aunt, again. 7 this time.
-Momma
Dear Bby Ddy.
Happy birthday to you as well..I put a lil something special in the mail for you yesterday. (well, not to you directly)
You can Thank me in person when I finally get my day in front of a judge and he hands your ass to you.
- Bby Mma