MedicineCabinet

body modification is retarded

almost 6:30 & havent slept yet. showered & about to pass out while eating kernels (double caramel hit) & listening to billy burr

dj chefs records are all greasy from oil splatters

clipping my toenails

sipping apple juice, eating ketchup chips, & watching the new bobs burgers.. loafted pretty hard most of the weekend like some 600lbs man just seen all yous at the draw the username above you thread as well. i wanna do that shit at some point probably..

"... i see now the value of such insight. for truly to pursue monsters, we must understand them. we must venture into their minds. only in doing so, do we risk letting them venture into ours?" -scully

daamn, that lady is a certified, grade a cunt. why would she carry that? as if anyone in the world wants to touch her?? she definitely should not be abusing that kind of power; good thing she isnt a pig. still, i kind of chuckled when she left casually, just saying, "have a good night" to the cashier, then dude stumbled back into the frame rubbing his face, followed by, "uhh, you might wanna go to the bathroom & spray your eyes". the cashier reminds me of jacob from trailer park boys

biker chips :lol: forgot about that shit amazing

you gotta piss in the left hand side to move it clockwise.. maybe thats saying something more that on its own

thats that gross chick who made a bunch of money selling shots to brahs out of her artificial beverage container titties, brah & tatu (if thats them). forgot about them everytime he makes a sale, he probably honks the horn on that suv desk & flashes the highbeams a few times. its milhouse 20 years later

dat one koth episode

definitely better shows out there than superjail, but its still a pretty gnarly show imo.. i give them propz for their originality or whatever drunk & hurtin on tumbleweed, eating bbq chips, watching archer, & drinking my last tallboy. krieger kills me

"yur welkom sun. mi boy" also, those yolo dicks :lol2:

you couldve just bought a cheese grater instead seriously though, good luck with it.. maybe itll be the best decision youve ever made/be the first steps to a great journey or something.. who knows

that stupid hey there deliah song playing in the background as i blast diarrhea onto the back of their toilet

eating pizza & drinking a beer.. more archer should not be this full, gotta go out for dinner later

yeah.. there was a few new episodes i havent seen.. not my fav show by far, but still decent passing out now

& now eating this goodass bread with milk & watching archer. laxed

nursing a dr pepper /no12ozad & watching superjail

subliminally unsmooth still aint shit

drinking on the train alone