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What do you do if he is naked?

Dear laughs, SUPER cute, you found a nice one! Hang on to him, they're in VERY short supply!! Maybe you could be the official photographer? -grd Dear Rolferino, BOASTING -grd

Dear Realism, I'm sure there are hipsters somewhere willing to pay good money for beer with added dog fur. You may just be on to something. If you do decide to move forward with this my cut will be 15% -grd Dear Calender Girls, as mentioned above my cut will be 15% and I demand August, it's my birth month so I think it only fair. -Augrd

Dear Realism, I can't imagine beer with big dog as its namesake to taste that great grd Dear me, I know today is going to suck pretty hard, let's do all we can to keep busy and ignore it, innit. me

Just try it, you might like it, if it hurts we can stop and just cuddle.

accidental my arse /yespun I love how guys play like that, 'oh, my bad, it slipped' whatever happened to romance? Or Amyl Nitrite and coke?

Dear ISP, You really are fucking useless. I was half way through an awesome download and now you've done spoiled it. Pull your socks up, yeah? -grd

Dear Bank Holiday Monday, awesomeness personified you were. Booze, bbq and good buddies. Plus I happily drifted when I got in only to be woken up by my favourite person saying nice things. - happygrd Dear Miss Symbols, I'm super excited to find out how the mock up goes! Your productivity makes me feel like a huge slacker. - lazygrd Dear laughs, Those cakes are all kinds of awesome! I bloody love cake. I'm going to commit to eating more of it. - grd Have excellent evenings ladies!

this... leads to this... this guy was performing sex acts on that doll. /yeshomo(sorry about the quality) it's true THIS guy. he informed me he was world renowned and asked me who I thought he was. I said you're dead fucking Elvis innit, he said no but if I say I am can I play with your boobs. his bling hi, my name is... morning after the night before. Disregard bitches, acquire sticks

These ain't nowhere near as good as Fists but... smash it up arse AND cock sheep JEW playlist more important than me /nobobseger that's a brewery that is waits pub golf wang no perve tbc

Dear Boats, you seem like a nice bloke and it kinda makes me sad that nice guys have to resort to this shit so... While I agree with an awful lot of what the lovely SM says about girls not wanting a soft touch I'd like to add a bit to it. Wimmins are attracted to cunts, the more perceived 'danger' the better. I'm not particularly interested in a guy who will pander to my every whim. While at times it seems like a 'nice' agreeable guy is all that's required for a happy life, when we acquire one the boredom tends to set in with the quickness. Ultimately I think all anyone wants is to be able to respect their partner, be it man or woman and to be with someone who is constantly on your side gets a bit grating. On the flip, yes initially a cocky self assured guy who you think might fuck you over as soon as look at you seems quite irresistible, that gets old pretty quick too. We all have some issues and we all want to feel secure in the knowledge that we're loved, appreciated, respected and cared about. No self respecting 'decent' girl is gonna put all her eggs in the basket of some guy she suspects might be at a bar one night and will fuck off with the first girl who looks like easy fun. It's all about balance. Be aloof at first, make her work for it, she'll only appreciate it more when she gets you. But as soon as you both start to catch feelings, reevaluate, be more open and less of a cock. Because you only reap what you sow and as my mother always says, treat others as you'd like to be treated. sorry about the wall of text aunty grd

Dear laughs, whatta way to start the day, bestest. I copped some french fancies earlier. Nowhere near as good as a birthday cake as I'd hoped. My homies were happy with them though and somewhere, making your friends happy over yourself is what's up. Send good cake, please. grd Dearest Corky, please do behave. If you're reading this, you're not behaving...stop. Really though, get flicks, yeah. SATURDAY ohhh iloveyouido, bestestest

Dear laughs, I want cake. Birthday cake, in an amusing shape, with royal icing and jam and butter cream filling. It's not my birthday though. Other than that it's all good and my friends and I trying to decide which festivals to hit up this summer. What's up with you? It has to be more interesting than cake! grdinnit

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Dear Rolferino, that made me laugh out loud - sorry Mar sin leibh an dràsda - g Oh deary me, disregard everything but Pavement and Aeschylus stoopidgrd

that proper made me laugh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-13189254 'Human cannonball' killed in Kent stunt show A "human cannonball" stuntman plunged to his death in an accident seen by hundreds of people at a daredevil show. Police said a safety net gave way during the stunt at the Kent County Showground at Detling. The man, 23, had been taken to Maidstone Hospital by air ambulance with multiple head and back injuries. The accident happened at about 1530 BST in a performance by Scott May's Daredevil Stunt Show. Witnesses said he was launched up to 40ft in the air. Rob Hutchinson, 42, watched with his wife and two young children as the man came out to perform his stunt to close the first half of the show. 'Head-first' Mr Hutchinson, a driving instructor from Tenterden, Kent, said: "The net was already up. He climbed out on top, climbed down into the tube, they gave this countdown then he came out of the tube - he was probably 30 or 40ft in the air at least. "He turned over and then, the last picture I've got of him, you can see the net is flat on the floor, not up in the air, and he is coming down head-first towards the ground. I saw him hit the floor and bounce." Mr Hutchinson added: "It was like a dummy being thrown..." He said the crowd had numbered about 2,000 people, including several hundred children. Another witness, Paul Armstrong, said he thought the stuntman had been "elevated to about 30ft in the air". Not identified He said: "When he was approaching the safety net it seemed to collapse to the ground before he hit it." Insp Tony Ball, of Kent Police, said the force was investigating, the Health and Safety executive had been informed and Maidstone Borough Council would also be involved. A police spokesman said the dead man's next-of-kin had been informed but he had not been formally identified. Scott May's show has been touring in the UK since 1991 in a season which runs from March to September. As well as the human cannonball stunt, the show also includes pyrotechnics, motorcycle jumps and monster trucks.

that scary ass looking dude at the top of the page is the guy who put all those stars on the teenage girls face.

Dear Almighty, I'm from the ignore it and it'll go away school of thought for the stuff I do remember so it's all good. grd Dear bunny, that hasn't been my experience /neverenougheggsoner Dear day after the night before, you suck -poorme

Dear SM, I can relate, I got crazy family for days. -grd Dear Saturday night, ummmm wow, let's not do that for a while huh /badsarah Dear oontz, Happy chocolate egg day! I hope the bunny was kind to you -grd

Bristol Stokes Croft riots opposing a supermarket. A copper gets a concrete slab dropped on his head in one of those vids. Goes down like woah.

Dear Saturday, thank you for the super weather, not so much for the pasty dudes who insist on taking their shirt off in public. -sunningrd Dear engagement party I want no part of, I'm gonna make the best of a bad situation. I'm gonna start drinking soon, then I'm going to take an inordinate amount of drugs, make a fool of myself and bounce to a club where I will dance like a wanker and more likely than not end the night by eating some crap I'd never consider eating sober...then spewing somewhere in public. I make no apologies, you made me do it. -fubargrd

Deary me, Is there any point in getting worked up about things you have no control over and can't change? As Kenny Rogers said..."know when to fold 'em" hint - that'd be now; because that way madness lies. Sincerely, me there. Dearest beer garden, The sun really suits you. /afternoondrinker

I'm so fucking sick of all this royal wedding nonsense. I hope they all get food poisoning at the breakfast beforehand and spew their way through the vows. In anticipation of the wedding of Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton, we bring you the events official drinking game, providing you with the British way to watch a Royal Wedding. Rules in the info tab, suggestions welcomed! Description *** DISCLAIMER*** - This game should not be played with alcohol. - No one should play this game. - It not intended to be taken seriously. - The founders of this fan page cannot accept ANY responsibility for those who do decide to play this game. Please see the following website:http://www.drinkaware.co.uk/ ***DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME WITH ALCOHOL*** Intellectual Property of Niall Carr, Mike Scott, Steven Bayles and Thomas Artemius Lowe. © Now the boring stuff is out of the way, lets proceed with what we're all here for... If you've made it this far, you, like us, are looking to remember (or not) the Royal Wedding as a truly messy occassion. The only things required are something to drink and a jug that shall be known as "The Future Kings Cup" the use of this will become clear later, although I'm sure the more experienced amongst you will be aware of its purpose. The rules are as follows (they may ocassionally enconter something of a restructuring to make them more intelligble or generally better), although as it stands they are incomplete, which means I need your suggestions to make this the best damn day it can be... 1. If the Queen is on the screen you must be drinking. The woman has ruled the country for over 50 years, the least you can do is get destroyed in her honour. 2. Any time Prince Harry appears all players must produce a Nazi salute. The last player to do so must consume 5 fingers/mouthfuls for their poor reactions. 3. If Elton John is spotted the last person to shout "Candle in the Wind" must drink 5. 4. Any time time paralells are drawn to the Diana and Charles wedding (or any previous Royal Wedding for that matter), by commentators or otherwise, all players must consume 3 fingers/mouthfuls of their drink. 5.We're British (or shall assume the role for the day), which means we're a simple folk who enjoy comforts such as bacon and beer. With this in mind then, what better way to greet our anthem than with a hearty chug. As a result when the National Anthem is playing, everyone must be stood up and drinking. (Cheers to Will Sugg for inspiring this rule) 6.William will one day become king of this fine country, a fact that needs to be celebrated no? Every time the word "future" is said, in the mentioned context or not, an amount no less than 1 finger must be added to the "Future Kings Cup" by any player. This should then go in a clockwise direction from the first player to do so everytime future is mentioned, to ensure the cup has a good mix of drinks. (Cheers to Sam Baggot for inspiring this rule) 7. And following on from Rule 6, The last person to shout "God save the future King!" upon the proclamation of "I now pronounce you man and wife" has to down the Future King's Cup. I fear for those that are last here, I really do. (Cheers to Dick Sharp for inspiring this rule) 8. Prince Phillip has found a warm place in many of our hearts, his "Racist Grandad" appeal simply too hard too dislike. As a result, whenever he is shown independant of the Queen (to avoid complications with rule 1), the last player to shout "Bloody Foreigners" must drink 3 fingers. Penalties can be awarded for anyone who makes no attempt to imitate his accent. 9. Prime Ministers never tend to be popular, but our current one is hated even by those standards. So to allow you all to "stick it to da man" whenever our fearless leader David Cameron appears on screen, the first player to shout "Cunt" (substitute for a less offensive word if necessary) is allowed to come up with a rule of their own. Enjoy your one chance at tyranny!

I rarely see a par of these that I like, I'm more into dunks, but these are fresh. I keep umming and ahhing over these