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Boris The Butcher

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  1. Mike Jones said "my gasoline always supreme" As an adult who now purchases gas weekly, I now understand on a spiritual level how much of a flex that is.
  2. Pictured below is me, mercer and dark knight In the Benito Santiago about 8 miles away from Epsteins island
  3. I have been dating this girl from Argentina. She has only been in this country for about 6 months and we just skyped for a year before that. She is the one brehs. She cooks, cleans, doesn't smoke weed, doesn't nag, doesn't even raise her voice, and is just an angelic presence in my life. But the one thing that annoyed me about her was when we would be lying in bed after i had put it down and she would be all on me sleeping and her fucking hair would be all in my goddamn face. Her hair is down to her lower back, above her tattoo and it is like a horse's tail. I would be constantly tossin and turnin and moving it off me only for it to get back on there. So about three nights ago, i did the unthinkable brehs. I had been dealing with some unrepentant rage from earlier that night and as i was lying there covered with hair once again, i got up, went to the bathroom, got my clippers, and cut all that shyt off. Well, not all of it, there's a couple of colonies of hair, but it ain't sexy. I immediately felt terrible about it though. So she has a big family and they got wind of it and her uncles and brothers and her muthafuckin grandfather rolled up on me in a cadillac and basically challenged me to throw hands. It was strange because when they came up to my yard, one of them like had his hand kind of behind the 'lead' guy, who was the grandfather, and the grandfather would be speaking but his mouth was moving strangely, almost like a ventriloquist dummy. But i ain't have time for all that. I cut him off in midsentence and backhanded him in the sternum and he flew up into a redwood tree branch and i seen his shoulders clang together like a pair of South American Cymbals. Then one of them had brought a peregrine falcon and he sicked it on me, but i did a back somersault and it (the bird) didn't now what the fuck to do and just hovered there pondering. Then a riot broke out and everyone started brawling and i grabbed my girl and told her 'you see what you caused bitch!' and i cupped her head and kissed the top of it and it looked like Toad from Mario Bros 3 on the NES and i wished that we would be together again, but her emotional ass ran away and won't take my calls. So is there any way to come back from this or what? My xbox is still over there if nothing else. Discuss.
  4. The benefits of being muscular are too many to name. People fear me. I walk into any room and others know I am not to be fucked with because I can literally tear them apart with my bare hands. 5 months ago, a tranny smiled at me and I lifted him up by the scapula where he was helpless in my grasp. Also, women desire me. It is no secret that women want a man who is muscular and bodybuilding makes you that way. Whenever I go out anywhere, I got women throwing themselves at me, trying to give me their numbers, trying to get me to add them on instagram. Three days ago, I had gone to my friend's house, and a dog had ran this woman on top of her car. Without a word, I ran to the beast and offered my forearm. It of course bit down with haste and broke it's own jaw within 10 seconds since I do farmer's walks three days a week. I slammed ass with the woman I saved also, and she was from Thailand originally. I see many dudes on here leading lonesome, loveless, hoe-less lives and it's because no one respects you. If you want to get respect irl and not have to whore yourself out get in the weightroom and get to work. You can get there within two years brehs, Discuss.
  5. Настоящая задница, сука, трахни насчет ниггера Сумка Big Birkin, вмещает пять, шесть фигур Полоски на моей заднице, поэтому он назвал эту киску Тигрой Fuckin 'on a scammin' ass, богатая задница ниггер
  6. И я горжусь тем, что я американец, где, по крайней мере, я знаю, что я свободен И я не забуду мужчин, которые умерли, которые дали мне это право
  7. Хочу быть балериной, выстрелил Двадцать дюймовые лезвия на Импале
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