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Boris The Butcher

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  1. If you are bored with dogs or cats, look into gettin a wolf, seriously. I have had two wolfs that I found when they were about 1 years old by my estimation. I have had them in the house for awhile now and they are about sixty percent domesticated at this point and are not yet fully grown. The other day, some jehovah's witnesses had come in the front door cause i never lock it and they got jumped on and would've got consumed like a muthafucka but i came in with the taser and took care of business. But in thirty seconds, they had stripped half the clothes off both them. I won't lie, it is an uphill battle, but you have to let them know that you are the alpha male and that you won't take shyt from them. This isn't hard for me because I can box and could've gone pro, with knockout power in both hands. They in general know that I am the leader but the other day, i was on xbox and one of them was howling and i told him to shut the fuck up and he came from behind and bit down on my shoulder. That is the sort of thing you just have to have patience for when training them, but when I walk mine, dogs won't even look them or me in the eye, serious. And one time, when I had them up at my grandma's house, a mastiff ran up and the smaller wolf, Tae-Bo, fucked his ass up and that was a full-grown bigass dog and i had to beat his ass with a leather cowboy boot to get him to stop. But that's the kind of aggression you want them to have so they will protect you and your family. So all in all, I would say that if you are looking for something exotic that will take a bit more work, but will pay off in dividends, look into getting a wolf or two, but you just have to let them know what the pecking order is or you might get fucked up lol
  2. Evidence showed that Ray had been murdered on May 26, 2014, while asleep in his bed. Dani had called his boss the next day to say he had died in an accident. She called him back later, this time saying Ray was killed by the family dog. An examination of her computer revealed internet searches that included β€œheadshot from .38 at close range, β€œif you shoot someone with a .38 caliber handgun in the head is it lights out of possibly survive,” and β€œwhat happens when you get shot in the head.” Danielle’s true motive for the murder seems to have been that she simply wanted to be free of Ray in order to begin a relationship with a cowboy nicknamed Angus McNasty back in Florida.
  3. It's no secret that muscular handsome men are desirable to women, and as someone who fits both categories, I know it's true. The amount of women that have straight-up groped me in public is completely disgusting. Was at a store yesterday and had this german woman literally bend over in front of me and try to throw her ass into my pelvis lol. I dodged it and told her 'ma'am, i'm here for the bread.' However, what isn't talked about is the falloff brehs. When you get to be about 40 plus and your looks fade and your Testosterone drops so you can't even fuck anymore. The women can literally sense this on you and plus, your physique will go to shit so they will see it also. Had a friend who was a former underwear model who had been swimming in bad bitches for decades and he hit 40 and all that shit changed. He went bald, he got flabby even though he'd been lifting harder than ever, and he walked in on his girl with some fuckin the gardener muthafucka. Fortunately, I got enough money to where I can afford plastic surgery and straight steroids so I won't have this problem ever, but if you are handsome gang and muscle gang, enjoy that while you can cause it's about to be over. And all you guys who aren't in either of those groups, just be grateful and thankful you never get them dimes because it'll just turn you suicidal once they ain't checkin for you anymore.
  4. https://twitter.com/vitamindiddy/status/1452316538665684992?s=21
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  6. Movie gonna do numbers at the box office now
  7. One time I had gone camping and went pretty deep out there brehs, like twenty miles into the outback. Since I have long surpassed the pathetic limits of your everyday man, I have to challenge myself in ways like this. After days of hiking, I had stopped and set up camp and I was in my tent with the tv on. I had a fire in there and a playstation set up and everything, shit was wild brehs. So it started raining and storming and shit like a goddamn hurricane so I turned everything off and went to sleep. In the middle of the night, I started hearing shit walking around outside. Didn't know what the fuck it was, but I tried to ignore it. At this point, I was wearing nothing but a speedo also. So eventually what happened was, something humongous came up to my tent and unzipped that bitch, which that alone was gonna get whatever it was fukked up, and then it stepped in. I lay back barely breathing so as not to alert it to my presence, but it was some kind of gigantic thing brehs! In the dim light I could make out a quadrupedal creature straight out a nightmare. So this bitch looked over at the playstation and seen I had that madden 2016 brehs and that shit hadn't even came out yet but I had the connect and I guess jealousy took hold cause then it reached over and grabbed the grits I had cooked which still were hot, and before I could get up, it tossed that shit toward the playstation. Brehs, in slow motion, I sprang up, and leapt in front of the station and the grits fell all over me. Straight absorbed that shyt brehs and the beast charged me. I grabbed hold of it and there was fur and fangs and muscle everywhere no homo. This thing had to be like thirteen feet tall at the absolute least. It had the strength of a bull but the agility of a duck as well. Then I started pushing it out the door and when I got it there, I did a reverse crescent kick, or a flash-kick from street fighter, and it went flying back into the darkness. Don't even know what happened to his ass cause I ain't hear him land or anything. That's how much power I had used, but the funny thing is that it was only only 19, 17 percent of my power at most. But after that, the rest of the weekend was pretty uneventful lol.
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