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Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Heineken, You definately did not taste better coming up. the afterburps are grossing me out, and generally that takes alot. dear netflix, thanks for cake eaters.i liked it, in a girly way.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear alb, altho ur entertaining,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMAtxuCpsMU wheres a bitch gotta go to get good weed? this shit is getting old fast. -took

eeeee. negative. no. tpbm is already planning for retirement.

false(guess...is it like man pubes? or some manly design on d.i.y. channel?) tpbm never locks their car door.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Pops, Please dont talk shit about my shopping obsessions. Less is never more. More is always more. People always go all ape shit for twins,litters of puppies/kittens, octo moms, so if you could refrain from the eye rolling and just understand why a set of Burberry luggage is better than one piece, i'd appreciate it. That is all. (who cares if i wont be able to eat or pay gas for a month and a half. it was a steal!)

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SMdoubleXL, Thanks, i appreciate it. I'm hoping the job market isnt as bad as the news claims. Dear CityonSmash, I dont even know if you read these things, but ..out of curiousity, which did you find hot? It was that progressive lady huh? she'll get ya every time ;) Dear Boss, Ok, i'll admit it, I was salty all morning about that letter I read and wasnt supposed to. But I still stick my grounds, and find my 2 weeks notice logical. This job has compromised alot of my pride and self worth. If you know spanish women, we do not handle this shit well. All those policies and procedures i've composed for your company are being deleted. This may be somewhat immature, but boo, you're too damn old for the shit you play, I done gone and got on ur level.

true. watching the groovie goolies monster mash currently tpbm still has their first tape/cd/album

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Caligula, I believe somewhere in the bay area. My best friend needs help with bills and is the military. she claims the base is in Frisco, but i think its near it..??Tonight i'm flying to her tech school in Texas to discuss it a little... Dear Suki, Thanks....i'm thinking this will be a good thing for me. I do have a couple months to prep for it though- job hunt volume 2 starts today:)

false. i wont be in a bed tonight, i'll be on a plane. tpbm has had a mullet

ha. i know several folks that are like this. hot one minute. cold the next. why waste peoples time??

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear state of california, lets hope things work out this time around. if i go back out there, i hope its all shitz and giggles and worth it. I know i told myself the next time i moved itd be somewhere new...but right now, calis the option on the table.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Suki, I kinda feel like i need to ask you something. but i know i may end up feeling dumb doing so.. TTT

true. been um...alot longer than that. tpbm isnt into dating

tralse. used to be. still really iffy about most meats. tpbm prefers wine to beer.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo i didnt. i fucking dropped it. hence the clinking sound. flushed a buck 50 down the toilet.

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cas/1432883462.html

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear t14-whatsyourface, No, actually, far from it. I was amidst changing body jewelry, and didnt screw the top ball on tight, for easy switch out later.I dont believe I have to go into graphic detail or elaborate the pain of the ball being too tight causing complications later. Thanks for yer concern tho. Dear Caligula, Woot! Sounds fun. Let me know how they go... Dear citysmasssshha, Not happening. Nice try tho. Dear Oddproject, mmm, clap, its treatable. you'll get over it.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear nephew, Potty training is fun and all, but, really, how did you ingest a fat cap and not choke???anyways, you can practically recite the spongebob song, you should be able to wipe your own ass. in other potty news: Dear lady in restroom at work, you're a whore and a liar. You've broken all respect for womens restroom rules. you CANT be all friendly, do the smile and nod like its ok to use that stall when you've had a poo explosion. oh and boss, that metal clinking sound in my stall? wasnt my key.i lied. It was my clit ring. cheers!

crap. we both answered. true dark hair.

false.i dont think any of my friends work food. tpbm is a germ phobic

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, Thanks for helping a homie out. I also got props for some porn i posted...weirdest comment ever accompanied it. ''she looks like my sisters''. hmm. no matter. whatcha got goin this weekend?

True. a huge gigantic zippo, that'd burn off my face if i ever used it for a square. tpbm never once cheated in school.

false. i aint scared of shit. the flu is the flu,you can die from any of the strains of the virus anyway. tpbm is without health insurance

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, This aint the compliment thread, but i like running into you anyway : )