Decyferon

false tpbm likes lil wayne

false dont have felonies over here just crimes!! (and I think it has been long enough that my criminal record is clear) tpbm has been watching cartoons all day

false probably wont have dinner tonight, nothing in the house I wanna eat tpbm has never been arrested

false only lrg shit I pay attention to is the graf videos tpbm needs a change in career

true, well my son anyway tpbm is sick of chocolate today

I wish it could but I could make a bacon sandwich but it wont be perfect because I am unable to smoke after it, so i will just not have the bacon sandwich because otherwise i will get really annoyed as cant have the complimentary smoke after.

I do actually have some bacon in the fridge

absolutely fuck all, im skint, no baccy, no weed - shit day

awww poor Ruby, she looked good when I saw her, I know how it feels my son had allergies as a child and took a while til we could work out what it was (no thanks to idiots at the hospital)

Sat in work finally managed to work out the WiFi password, so lunch isn't so boring

still watching game of thrones and smoking a joint haha although this time I am fucking mad as I have to work both bank holidays

getting ready to go back to work after a few days off - I hate my job

yea just started watching season 1,probably manage to fit in another 2 episodes before i hit the school run

sat watching game of thrones, smoking a joint, need to take the dog out for a walk but really cant be fucked

Putting off going to the shop to get some baccy and watching top gear

true tpbm is feeling like having a drink

dear grd and realism chees for a good night, had to skip out early this morning to get home for my son but catch you both later. Dear Ruby thanks for stealing my keys last night I found them in the kitchen with you sat on them, cheeky bugger. Dear self go roll a joint and have a coffee im sure that will wake you up! Decy

dear work YEA fuck you I'm not back in til wednesday! decy

playing sims and only letting the black chacacters grow watermelon

listening to motown on headphones, drinking a beer and smoking a joint