granted but u are on a deserted island and have no food to eat so you eat your ownly companion your girl. You live the rest of your life alone and regretting your decision
I wish I had a Dodge Charger
granted but now u have tourette's and yell "BOMB!!!" when ever you go into a building, in addition you yell "church's" when ever you see a black person and "tamales" whenever you see a mexican
I wish it was December 19th already
That shit is fake. Kinda funny, when I was about 11 I always thought there was a homeless person living in my house when my cookies went missin, no lie.