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theprotester

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  1. Never seen one before. Haha, crazy. Fuck being the bloke in the end car.
  2. False. Stop calling me. TPBM tries to sell things back to telemarketers.
  3. Guiness ES/FES is, regular draught Guiness is not. Doesn't meet guideline specs. It's a Porter/Dark Ale. Always has been, and always shall be, despite popular common thinking.
  4. Now I'm wanting a chicken sandwich. Fuck.
  5. Guiness is not stout it's a dark ale.
  6. True. Won't win every time though. TPBM doesn't like violence.
  7. Just washed a couple of cars, still have two to go. Kind of losing motivation.
  8. Straight up. Saturday night birds were 19 and 20. That's about as young as it gets. TPBM thinks apple juice is better than vitamin water.
  9. Dear thePro, Everything has been looking up since you started calling yourself Alex. Keep up the good work. Cheers, thePro
  10. Yeah, I'm talking white/blonde hair just above the arse crack where the body grooves in.
  11. Peach fuzz on the small of the back is sexy as hell.
  12. What do you even use that pocket for? Cunt. Clenching the arm you're holding your missus by like a possessive cunt.
  13. Nice tits next to the mean mugger'.
  14. CAN THIS CUNT HEAR HIMSELF? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?
  15. Little tickle on the pussy never hurts. Underarm shit is nasty though.
  16. I just copped a swag of crayfish, and doing some chicken stock brisket. So... true? TPBM thinks eight hours is for weak motherfuckers with no heart.
  17. First thing that piqued my interest.
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