ZeroCool

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Just got back from finish line and got some new shit. I'm not that great at stealing but what I do is awesome none the less. Paid off a friend of a friend some quick duckets and made off with 2 fake Bape jackets, 2 fitted caps, 1 pair of shoes for me and I grabbed my mom a pair of 100 dollar lacoste shoes and my dad some Dub shoes, and a fitted cap. Whats great is my dad is close to 60 and hes going to be mobbin some fly kicks with a cap to match.

I hope thats a joke cause if not you should probably take the fastest route to growing a beard which is taking the blade 2 inches below the beard on the neckline starting at one ear and slowly slicing to the other ear but remember to press hard or else it wont work. You fuckin Gumba.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread After much personal debating I downloaded that corinne bailey rae album and now I feel like candles, coffee, and warm knit sweaters are needed. I love how certain music makes you feel certain ways.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I missed mentioning my 3,000th post. Fuck I need to get another job soon.

I think I'm slowly getting there. Cravings for fried chicken, beer, hot sauce, and grimey black hoes and pudgy white girls have been going on lately.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I get mistook for a mexican all the time. And yes flips are pretty much the same.

Re: TEAM ALCO It probably does cause I know when I drink a 40 or two of some 2-ill I go on that Jack in the box run and get like 10 tacos and in the morning my bowels are destroyed

This one was pretty good. http://www.alluc.org/alluc/movies.html?action=getviewcategory&category_uid=8303

And her number would be.....

Thats a new one. It's usually stripping to pay their way for nursing school. Now its stripping for a fundraiser for cancer.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Check your aim nigga

Not my particular rule but I do follow the laws of the message board

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread shit was funny they both talk to me asking questions about each other and after awhile i just started making up shit

^^^youve been spittin out gold lately

I cant believe you didnt add the no/homo

Never had it and never will. I did catch the aids once and I'm glad I finally got rid of it.

You couldn't have been more east bay with that response. It sickens me.....in a good way.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Hey EB your ex Ray hella hit up my best friend dani and was trying to make a new friend. It was hella funny talkin about doin dual photoshoots and shit. I was like you should fuck her but we all know thats just shootin fish in a barrel.

oh and for the record chipotle mayo will put your tastebuds into a steven segal clothesline. Real talk.

Damn something we can finally agree on.

Damn I cant believe I missed the chipotle tabasco that shit is good.

Tapatio, sriracha, crystal it's all deadly. Daves insanity sauce though is bonkers. It's too hot for me to rate.

co to the muthafuckin signed sriracha is off the fuckin hook. Its got a nice sweet flavor to balance out its heat. 5 stars for that one. 4.5 stars for Crystal.

I kinda wanted to hit edoggg up when I passed through there but I didnt think we were 12oz close enough for that....