Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread
I just watched a god damn commercial for the movie primevil and I still thought well that movie is gonna suck so much ass but something intrigued me. It flashed a bunch of serial killers names and their kill counts and said that the killer they're making a movie about has 300 kills or something like that. I thought in my head sweet. Oh how wrong I was. The killer they are referring to is just a fucking crocodile in Borundi, Africa. It stays in the same river and yet people are still like "Hey lets go check out this killer crocodile without a gun. Nothing bad can happen"
The movie in my head should go like this
Scene 1
"Hey did you hear about that killer croc"
"Yeah wouldnt want to go down there without a gun"
Scene 2
(the two men kill the crocodile with an automatic rifle)
Roll credits.