ZeroCool

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Still together. Broke up for awhile you know how that goes. You girls just get crazy then when shit hits the fan leave but come back later when the coast is clear.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread My Weekend With The Miss. Ok This will probably be one of my last posts for awhile. I feel I've been spending too much time on here so after today and tomorrow morning don't expect another awesome story for at least a month. I'll still lurk for a few min or two but not hours like I usually do. So after tomorrow morning if you need to contact me do it on the Team Alco myspace or my own. Now on with the show. So I had the parentals pad for the weekend and decided to take full advantage of it with my woman. We arrived on Friday at 10PM. Grabbed some Sonics and a bottle of wild turkey. Had drunk love and went to bed. Woke up the next day and took a shower. After I drew a bath.... Hopped in with the woman and chillaxed listening to explosions in the sky (suggested by HighSociety) and Manitoba's crayon (suggested by El Mams). A 45 min soak in bath milk and salts is amazing. Definitely better with a partner while playing around with the good parts. Hopped out took a nap for about 5 hours. Woke up and decided to go out to dinner and a movie. We went to the elephant bar where I couldn't help but flirt with every waitress in there. My girl understands that I can't stop being amazing around other woman. I think she enjoys it actually and to tell you the truth I don't mind letting her know I still got it. I order a tri-tip and vegetables and was severely disappointed. So I had to take down a couple jack and cokes. Paid for the bill and got the fuck out of there. We had about an hour to kill before the movies so we decided to drive around a bit. I find it cute that when you drive around the ghetto the girl your with gets all scared and shit. I feel like a real tough guy. We end up at the movie theaters with 5 min to spare and there's some nut outside preaching about god and how the end is coming. He gave me this cleverly designed card which I believed it was a blockbuster card at first but....you'll see....... Wild shit. Anyways we watched 300. Now I'm not gay but I wouldn't mind Leonidas chilling in my room while I fuck my girl yelling "For Spartaaaaaa!!!!" Anyways I got what I paid for. If you're watching that movie with the intention to make connection between it and historical facts you wont enjoy it but if you watch the movie with the mind frame that it's based off a comic book you'll appreciate it for what it is. Head back to the pad for some more naughty lovin'. Oh and it is a big deal cause I haven't seen my lady for about 2 weeks prior to this weekend on the account of me always being with other friends. So we fell asleep watching the history channel which was airing the battle of Thermopylae. I had some crazy dreams two of them involving EBP's girl but I didn't think anything of it cause they were tossed in there with dreams of me killing people and riding unicorns. PS I was very drunk before we went to bed. Woke up and decided to lube up in the shower and have some crazy sex. Got the idea from this site.. http://tour.bigwetbutts.com/t1/. Hit up some lube and some olive oil all over our body and it felt like fucking one giant big vagina due to all the wetness. Pic of the olive oil but I forgot to flickature the lubes. Anyways highly recommended just be careful since everything is slippery and you could lose balance and snap your dick in half. Also when you clean up in the shower all the oil and lube hits the floor and you now have turned the shower into a giant death trap. After the shower I drew another bath..... Took flicks of the woman.... Just a sampler the rest are for my eyes only. Had some more fun in the hot tub which I'm going to have to say was the best part of the weekend. Theres nothing funner than relaxing in a tub full of hot water and turning the cold water on just to splash around. I played the same music as before which reminds me I need some more mellow songs. Hopped out took a nap for about an hour then proceeded to make love in every nook and cranny of my parents house excluding their bedroom cause that shits just weird. I can't understand people who fuck in their parents bedrooms. Afterwards made an awesome dip for Taquitos which goes as follows.... + = Which is delicious and when combined with a couple of these.... Its all good. Random pics of interest. Bath and shower where a lot of magic happened. Living room A but we mostly chilled in living room B where I hooked up my laptop to the big screen and the quality was surprisingly good. I decided to flick this as we were packing up cause i thought it was funny that i threw the birth control right next to the Wild Turkey. Classy. Well I guess thats it. This is Zero signing off.

too short- gettin it

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Thats actually not a bad idea. Rapin frieghts...

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Yes. My S-cable is pretty decent. All you really have to do is get use to the windows tool bar but some movies are still great quality. I'm happy.

<---White washed flip with nigga tendencies. Plus a a lip ring. I know I know....but I can't let it go. It's something from my punker days that'll I'll probably keep for awhile.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread on alluc they had season 2 of scrubs in almost dvd quality that somebody uploaded so that will get watched immediately

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Indeed. Mr. Burton.(lo-pan voice) I'll let you know how it goes.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Just got me an s-cable so now streaming videos from my laptop are going to be routed to the big screen downstairs. I'm stoked.

-Listening to Nelly Furtado

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Some xrays you have to drink a fluid for it to show but that's probably a fake.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Were you at a flips house?

If in hayward or alameda Ill head to La Pinata. The food there is dope. Commercialized but dope. If I want some authentic shit I'll head down to a spot in hayward that serves brain tacos. I forget how to say brain in spanish so oiI point to my head and they know what I'm talking about. La Pinata http://www.lapinata.com/ It;s a sitdown place but if we're talkin on a scale of how fast you get your food. I'd say sometimes it's faster than most fast food joints around here.

DPG- let's play house.

Is the Imax really needed for the whole viewing experience? I was thinking about watching it at a regular theater but i might just save my cash if itll improve tenfold at the imax.

No I watched that shit on CNN 3 to 4 days ago. It was on every fuckin news channel. They were covering this like when all those kids started missing. It just doesnt interest me. Theres just fucked up people out there that do this type of shit.

and thats why hes respectable. He came from the old school where it was okay to get drunk and keep the wife in the kitchen.

Yeah dudes an asshole but grams is 101 she should be taking shit easy. What the fuck is she doing out late at night not accompanied by anyone? Oh and theres only a handful of old people that are respectable like Jack Lalanne.

I mean dont get me wrong im into seeing some twisted shit and maybe fuckin something im not too sure about (you know for the story) as much as the next guy but I think you better watch your ass in thailand.

Explosions in the sky- your hand in mine

Dude I hella needed this when I was attacked by a bear the other day and think of the other possibilities of taking things down that arent bears like humans and your garden variety housepets.

Naw. I stay near oakland on the weekend and sometimes weekdays but im in the valley the other couple of days. I spend close to 150 on gas every week traveling back and forth.

Crazy cause I'm moving there too. Not really I just wanted to be apart of something. Carry on.

irish drinking songs- fuck you im drunk

Re: What are you wearing? Spring break edition. boxers and white T