DA KID MERO

NAH FUCK THE NETS YOU CRAZY? IM TALKIN ABOUT THE KNICKS PLAYBOY, THE NETS OWNER ALREADY SAID "WE'RE NOT FUCKIN WITH DENVER" KNICKS ARE GETTING MELO NOW OR LATER BUT THEY GETTIN HIM.

YOU CAN KEEP THAT NIGGA :lol:

YO THE KNICKS ARE GETTING MELO BEFORE THE DEADLINE FOR ANY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING COMBINATIONS FIELDS (AND/OR CHANDLER OR GALLO) WALKER, PICKS VIA RANDOLPH TRADE, EDDY CURRY EXPIRING CONTRACT THEY'RE EVEN SAYING THE NUGGETS ARE INTERESTED IN RANDOLPH AS A PLAYER BASICALLY THE KNICKS WILL GIVE UP ONE SOLID PLAYER, ONE BENCH NIGGA, A PICK AND A CONTRACT AND GET MELO. THEN WE GETTIN A DECENT CENTER IN THE OFFSEASON (GASOL, JORDAN) AND SHITTIN ON THE WHOLE EASTERN CONFERENCE (YEAH I SAID IT)

YOU ALREADY KNOW, THE ACE OF THE BX. OH BTW I HAVE A BLOG GUYS, READ IT

HIT ME UP NEXT TIME I'LL TAKE YOU TO A REAL LIVE CRACKHOUSE.

LISTEN TO THIS AND DRIVE AROUND TIL YOU FIND SOMEONE YOU'RE SURE YOU CAN BEAT UP, BEAT THEM UP WHILE YOU SMOKE A BLUNT BY CANDLE LIGHT...SHIT IS OD THERAPEUTIC.

MATTERFACT IF ITS 3AM LIKE DUDE SAID AND SHORTY IS DOLO SHE'S OBVIOUSLY DRUNK AND HORNY SO I PROLLY WOULDA SLAYED HER AND STILL GOT TOPPED OFF LIKE AN EMPTY GLASS #POW

:lol: JUST GOT TO THE CRIB AND SEENT THE VIDEO...THIS NIGGA IS LIVIN WRONG. THAT WACK BITCH WAS CLEARLY WACK BUT IF IM TRYNA BREAK UP A FIGHT LIKE DUDE SAID AND SHE'S TRYNA INSTIGATE THATS CORNY AND SHIT THAT BRANDNEWYORKERS™® DO. SHORTY BRAND NEW AND JUST GOT HERE FROM FORT WORTH OR DES MOINES OR SOME OTHER PLACE WHERE YOU INSTIGATE FIGHTS CUZ THE POTENTIAL FOR YOU TO GET YOUR FACIAL SHOT OFF YOUR NECK IS LOW. BUT LIKE I SAID HE'S A CORNBALL AND HE DID IT WRONG. THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD WENT DOWN ME: *BREAKING UP FIGHT* SHORTY: *INSTIGATING* ME: COME ON MA, RELAX. SHORTY: *CONTINUES* ME: COME ON BOO, DIDNT I TELL YOU TO RELAX? MIND YOUR NECK BEFORE I THROW YOUR WILLY WONKA HAT ON THE TRACKS. SHORTY: *CONTINUES* ME: MA...REALLY? IM TRYNA KEEP THE PEACE AND YOU GONNA SIT THERE LOOKIN LIKE ROB ZOMBIE WIT A TPAIN HAT ON STARTIN SHIT? YOU WILD DRUNK RIGHT NOW ACTIN LIKE YOU GOT A RAPE FANTASY...YOU RACIST? *THEN I HIT HER WITH THIS* AT THIS POINT SHORTY WILL APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY BECAUSE THE THING BRANDNEWYORKERS™® ARE MOST AFRAID OF IS BEING CALLED A RACIST. NO "YOU UGLY!" NO CHAIR SLAPPIN, NO HELICOPTER HOMO HAND WAVE, NONE OF THAT IS NECESSARY B. WE CAN BE HOOD, BUT LETS BEHAVE LIKE GENTLEMEN MY PALS.

I CAN'T EVEN LEARN ABOUT THIS AT WORK. IS THIS SHIT ON A P-NO SITE? FROM WHAT IM READIN THOUGH THIS NIGGA WAS SNAPPIN ON A FEMALE IN PUBLIC. THATS MY FIRST NONO. IF YALL NIGGAS READ MY BLOG YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THAT CUTTIN ASS ON BITCHES OR BEING MEAN TO THEM IN GENERAL IS FROWNED UPON IN MY CODE OF HONOR. IF IT WAS A DUDE THOUGH THEN I PROLLY WOULDA ROASTED THE NIGGA. BUT YOU KNOW I KEEPS MY MATERIAL FRESH ON SOME CURRENT EVENTS SHIT. SO IF THIS NIGGA WAS CORNY HE NOT LIKE ME IF YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO CUT ASS ON A BITCH YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY "YOU UGLY" YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY SHIT LIKE "YO MA FOR REAL? YOU LOOK LIKE JEFREE STAR RIGHT NOW YOU SERIOUS? STOP TALKIN ALL CRAZY" "WHY YOU GOT A OVEN MITT ON YA HEAD?" "WHAT YOU LISTENIN TO RITE NOW BOO? *SNATCH IPOD* WHAT IS THIS MA? BUMBLEBEES FUCKIN EACHOTHER?" ETC. ETC.

YO IM CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SON BEFORE I COULD GET UP TO POST THIS I WAS ON THE FLOOR ROLLIN THEN I GOT UP AND

Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS

Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS YO...THAT BABY DICKS LINE WAS HARD SLIME. YOU GOTTA ADMIT.

Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS COME ON B KEEP IT FUNKY I DID TYPE SLAY YOU BEFORE...IF IT WAS SOME OTHER NIGGAS YOU'D BE LOLLIN YA CHEEKS OFF.

Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS IMA STOP SLAYING YOU B CUZ YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T WANT IT, AND IM NOT SAYIN THAT IN AN EGGING YOU ON WAY IM SAYIN IT IN A "WE SAID WHAT WE NEEDED TO SAY" WAY. SO DON'T GET ALL HYPE AND START COMIN AT MY NECK AGAIN.

Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS AND NIGGAS ARE CONFUSING BEING HUMBLE WITH BEING PUSSY AND ONLY OPENING YOUR MOUTH TO SAY YES. I SHOULD DO A SPEAKING TOUR TO SHOW NIGGAS HOW TO ELEVATE THEY SWAG LEVELS.

Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS WAS THAT WHAT YOU WAS TRYNA PROVE THIS WHOLE TIME? YOU COULDA JUST SAID "MERO THINKS HE'S THE SHIT" AND I WOULDA BEEN LIKE "SO?" AND THAT WOULDA BEEN IT, I WOULDNT HAVE HAD TO CALL INTO QUESTION WHEN YOU WENT ON TOUR WITH SUM41 OR WHEN YOU LIVED ON LEBANON AND SOLD CRACKS OUTSIDE THE MCDONALDS ON TREMONT AND BUSTED YOUR GUN TILL YOU GOT SICK OF IT AND WENT ON A HOT AIR BALLOON WORLD TOUR WITH YOUR WIFE THAT STICKS BY YOUR SIDE LIKE A HOLSTER AND IS IN IT FOR LOVE AND COMPANIONSHIP AND A DESIRE TO SHARE LIFES UPS AND DOWNS TOGETHER.

Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS MY SELF CONFIDENCE DOESN'T COME FROM ACHIEVEMENTS B. THATS WHERE THE MYTHICAL "FAKE SELF CONFIDENCE" COMES FROM "OH I DID THIS, SO IM THE MAN" MY SHIT COMES FROM WITHIN PAUSE. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS I FEEL LIKE I AM AN ABOVE AVERAGE HUMAN BEING...AND I DONT SEE NOTHIN WRONG WITH THAT.

Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS :lol: OH SHIT MY FAULT JUSTIN BIEBER!! *BOWS DOWN* YOU'RE THAT NIGGA LISTEN I TAKE IT ALL BACK, CAN WE BE COOL? GEEEEEEEET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE B!! SO YOU WAS IN A BAND OR YOU'RE A IPOD DJ OR YOU'RE SOME LAME NIGGA THAT MAKES SOME TYPE OF LAME MUSIC. AND YOU FUCKED GROUPIES...LISTEN TO YOURSELF B, YOU SOUND LIKE ME FUCKIN AROUND. YOU ABOVE AND BEYOND NIGGAS? NOW WHO GOT THE BULLSHIT SELF CONFIDENCE? YOUR SHIT ONLY COMES OUT LIKE A FIRE HOSE? WHEN YOU GETTIN BURNT? COME ON SLIME. YOU AIN'T TOURING SHIT, YOU ON 12OZ TALKIN SHIT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE STOP FEELIN YOURSELF BEFORE I CALL CHRIS HANSEN ON YOU FOR TOUCHIN BABY DICKS (GET IT?). OF COURSE YOU WON'T SAY WHAT MUSIC YOU MADE OR WHAT YOU DID CUZ THAT SHIT WILL JUST CAUSE ME TO HAVE A VIP LAUGHING PARTY AND CHOKE ON MY SPRING WATER. SO I WON'T EVEN ASK. IM JUST SAYIN. RELAX YA TITTIES YOU AINT THAT POPPIN.

Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS I BE FEELING LIKE NIGGAS DADS SOMETIMES B. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WAS A LITTLE SHITHEAD AND YA POPS WOULD TELL YOU SOME SHIT AND YOU'D BE LIKE "PSHH FUCK OUTTA HERE OLD MAN" CUZ YOU THOUGHT YOU WAS THE SHIT AND YOU SAID SOME SMUG WITTY SHIT AND THE NIGGA JUST SMH'D YOU? LIKE "NIGGA YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WTF YOU TALKIN ABOUT" THATS WHAT I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES WITH SOME OF YALL NIGGAS MAN. AND HOW THE FUCK IS SELF CONFIDENCE FAKE? IM PRETENDING I LIKE MYSELF? THAT SHIT DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, SELF CONFIDENCE IS THERE OR ITS NOT MY GERBIL MOUTH FRIEND. SCRATCH YA HEAD TIL AN IDEA COME OUT.

Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS YUP, BY SHIT HITTING THE FAN YOU MEAN WHOLE FOODS RAN OUTTA ORGANIC WHEATGRASS AND YOU OVERDRAFTED A COUPLE TIMES BUYING A PATCH FOR YOUR HOT AIR BALLOON SO YALL COULDNT AFFORD THE DOG WALKER FOR A WEEK AND BANDIT HAD TO STAY INSIDE. IF YOU AINT GOT 4 KIDS AND GOIN ON YOUR AT LEAST 8TH YEAR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY I DONT WANNA HEAR ANOTHER DIGITAL PEEP OUTTA YOU.

Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS "IM FROM THE HOOD!!! I BEEN AROUND THE WORLD TWICE IN A HOT AIR BALOON!!!! I FUCKED MAD BITCHES!!!! I HAD MENAGES WITH CINDY CRAWFORD AND HER MOMS AND A FEMALE ROBOT FROM MARS WITH BIG TITS!!!! IM LIVIN THE LIFE!!!!" BLAH BLAH BLAH. COME TO WEST FARMS AND I'LL BOUNCE YOUR WIG OFF THE FRONT OF THE CELLPHONE STORE. FAM, IF YOU FELT YOURSELF ANY HARDER YOU'D BUST A NUT. I WENT IN ON YOU CUZ YOU NEEDED A TALKIN TO. NOW I CAN JUST GO BACK TO SHITTIN ON YOUR GRILL LIKE JAPAN PORN. YOU AINT ABOUT SHIT. STOP FRONTIN AND GO COMB YOUR BEARD. KEEP PLAYIN THE COOL ROLE NIGGA, I KNOW YOU COULDNT STICK A SEWING NEEDLE IN YA BUTTHOLE RIGHT NOW CUZ YOU SO TIGHT. AHHHHHH :lol: DESIGNER RACING JACKET? NIGGA THEM JEFF HAMILTON SHITS BEEN PLAYED SINCE 2001. IM ROCKIN A LIL PUBLIC SCHOOL BOMBER I GOT AT COOP LAST YEAR #POW.

Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS YOU FEEL ME? :cool:

Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS DONT GET GASSED LIKE THE BITCH WON'T FLUSH YOU LIKE A DEAD GOLDFISH AS SOON AS SHIT HITS THE FAN. YOU SOUND WILD YOUNG RIGHT NOW "MY GIRL HOLDS ME DOWN BOOBOOHOOBOO SHES A PLAYER ON MY TEAM BEEBEEBOOBOO" :rolleyes: FUCK OUTTA HERE NICHOLAS SPARKS GIRLY CHEST V NECK ASS NIGGA. EITHER OR THE BITCH LOOK LIKE SARAH SILVERMAN WITH WILD ACNE ISSUES AND AN EATING DISORDER

Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS THIS WHOLE SHIT COULDA BEEN SUMMED UP IN THE SENTENCE "I FUCK BITCHES WHO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT WITH ME" YOU DOIN ALOT OF DR. PHILLIN RIGHT NOW AND YOU WAY OFF THE MARK CECILIA. -THE BITCHES I FUCK/HAVE FUCKED HAS NO BEARING ON MY SELF CONFIDENCE. SO WHAT IF THEY LOOK 20 TIMES BETTER THAN THE BITCHES YOU FUCKED? THAT DON'T ME SHIT TO ME CUZ IM PUSHIN MY DICK, NOT YOURS. SO MISS ME WITH THAT BULLSHIT. 0 IMPACT. -MY SELF CONFIDENCE WAS GENETICALLY PASSED DOWN TO ME BY MY POPS. HE HAD IT, I HAVE IT, SINCE I CAN REMEMBER I WAS ALWAYS SELF ASSURED. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ALL THAT EXTRA BULLSHIT YOU TALKIN ABOUT LITTLE GUY. IT JUST IS. ITS THERE, I GOT IT. *SHRUG* -I CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN I HIT A NERVE WITH NIGGAS CUZ THEY START TALKIN BOUT HOW IM A "NOVELTY" WHEN I BEEN POSTIN ON THIS MUTHAFUCKA SINCE BEFORE THE TWIN TOWERS WENT DOWN...IM A NOVELTY TO YOU CUZ YOU'RE A SHELTERED LITTLE WHITE BOY WITH 0 MILEAGE IN THE STREETS...YOU CAN'T RELATE, IM A "SCARY IGNORANT NIGGER THAT TYPES IN CAPS." IM ALSO ME, NIGGAS IVE CHILLED WITH AND HAD BEERS WITH CAN COSIGN IM NOT FRONTIN. IM NOT ACTING. IM SPEAKIN MY MIND AND I DON'T CARE WHAT NIGGAS THINK, YOU MAD? -AND I AINT BUILD MYSELF UP AS ANYTHING B. I'M A COOL/FUNNY DUDE THAT HAS A HIGH HANGOUTABILITY FACTOR, 99% OF 12OZ AGREES WITH ME AND 100% OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD AGREES WITH ME. IF ANYTHING, THEY BUILT ME UP. I SAY WHATS ON MY MIND BASED ON MY OWN EXPERIENCES, SO SUCK MY DICK. HOW BOUT THAT? YOU DO YOU. DONT WORRY ABOUT ME IM FINE HANNNN!! -AS BROKE AS IVE BEEN I NEVER FELT DEPRESSED OR DOWN ON MYSELF CUZ OF MY SOCIOECONOMIC STATUS...I DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO LIVE IN A GIANT HOUSE WITH A PORCH AND A BIG ASS YARD AND A GOLDEN RETRIEVER WHERE MY MOM FEEDS ME GOGURTS WHILE I PLAY VIDEO GAMES. I HAVE NO BASE FOR COMPARISON. IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND CHANGE THAT SHIT I UNEQUIVOCALLY WOULD NOT CHANGE A MUTHAFUCKIN THING...CUZ I MIGHT END UP LIKE YOU, SHELTERED, CORNY, AND BORING AS FUCK WITH A HOLIER THAN THOU ATTITUDE THAT COMES FROM NOTHIN EXCEPT GROWIN UP A SPOILED LITTLE BITCH. I GREW UP RUNNIN AROUND NYC, WHERE DID YOU GROW UP? BONG. V (THATS ANOTHER PEACE SIGN)