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DA KID MERO

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  1. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS YEAH MOST DEF, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE. THEN WHEN THE WHITE HUSBAND IS AT WORK THE BITCH IS PUTTING HER ANKLES BEHIND HER HEAD AND FINGERING HER ASSHOLE WHILE I BLOW WEED SMOKE INTO HER ANAL CANAL. THATS THE PART YOU FORGOT. THEN AT NIGHT WHEN BAXTER MACINTOSH COME BACK FROM WORK AND WANTS TO BEAT, SHE'S LIKE "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME." AND HE'S LIKE "CAN I JERK OFF NEAR YOU?" AND SHE'S LIKE "WHATEVER JUST DON'T TOUCH ME" THEN BAXTER GETS SICK OF IT, ENDS UP BUYIN HOES AND GETS PINCHED. THEN HE LOSES HIS JOB AT COMPUTERCON WORLDWIDE. BACK TO SQUARE ONE. #POW YO FOLLOW MY TWITTER SHIT IS STRAIGHT KNOWLEDGE. BONG BONG
  2. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS 2 THINGS YOU AINT MENTION. 1) YOU AINT A TYPICAL WHITE DUDE, THE DOMINICAN SWAG RUBBED OFF ON YOU 2) BITCH PROLLY LOOKED LIKE BAHAMADIA
  3. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS WELL I NEVER BEEN IN THE BOONINGTONS, I ONLY BEEN IN D.R. AND THE TRI STATE SO I CANT SPEAK ON WHAT I DONT KNOW. ALL I KNOW IS OVER HERE WHITE BITCHES LOVE THE MINORITY PENIS. I WAS AT A BAR THIS SUMMER WITH A GAGGLE OF WHITE JOINTS AND ALL OF THEM WAS LIKE "HOOK US UP WITH YOUR FRIENDS, NO WHITE GUYS" STRAIGHT LIKE THAT. AND THESE WAS PROFESSIONAL PUT TOGETHER COLLEGE GRADUATE WHITE FEMALES SLIME, NOT NO DRIVE THRU WORKIN I HAD A KID IN HIGHSCHOOL I SMOKE 40 BLUNTS A DAY WEBCAM PICTURE RECYCLABLE BITCHES.
  4. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS YOU MUST BE FROM OKLAHOMA OR NOT KNOW ANY WHITE BITCHES EXCEPT THE ONES YOU SEEN ON JERRY SPRINGER RERUNS. MINORITIES IS FUCKING ALL THE WHITE BITCHES. THE ONES THAT HAVE ASSES AND TITS AND DONT LOOK LIKE HARRY POTTER TUCKIN HIS DICK IN. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A COLLEGE CAMPUS IN NEW YORK STATE?! NIGGA I WENT TO VISIT MY BROTHER UPSTATE AND BEAT UP SO MUCH WHITE PUSSY I PROLLY GOT A WARRANT FOR A HATE CRIME UP THERE. GET REAL B. ON THE OTHER HAND WHITE DUDES DON'T GET NO TYPE OF TAN BROWN CINNAMON PUSSY UNLESS THEY TRICKING & TREATING. *KANYE VOICE* YOU LOOOOOSE! YOU LOOOOOSE!
  5. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS THAT WAS SOME PUSSY EURO SHIT THIS IS GANGSTA
  6. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS CUZ IT DERAILS MY THREAD FROM PURE COMEDY B, THEN THEY TURN INTO SOME RACE RIOT CORNY SHIT...ALL CUZ SOME NIGGA GOT BEAT THE FUCK UP BY BLACK KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND HIS WIFE FUCKED A PUERTO RICAN DUDE WHILE HE WAS IN AFGHANISTAN JERKIN OFF TO OLD PICTURES OF JENNA JAMESON AND GETTIN SHOT AT BY TOWELHEADS FOR 20K A YEAR. SO INSTEAD OF GEMS LIKE THIS YOU GOT 19 PAGES OF ME TELLIN THIS NIGGA TO HANG HIMSELF
  7. YO WHAT IS THIS SLIME? SOME OF YALL NIGGAS ARE REALLY SHOWIN YA TRUE COLORS AND ARE LIKE 2 KEYSTROKES FROM EXPLODING INTO A "THE WORD NIGGER" PARTY. WHERE'S THE WHITE PEOPLE THREAD? DO I GOTTA START IT?
  8. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS THATS WHAT IM SAYIN! THIS NIGGA GOT A STATUE IN CHICAGO, HIS OWN SHOE, NIGGA THOUGHT HE WAS TOO HOT FOR VIDEO GAMES UNLESS HIS NAME WAS ON THE COVER (TILL NOW, AND HE'S A FUCKIN SECRET CHARACTER...I COULD BE WRONG, CHECK ME ON THAT), AND EVERY FUCKIN NIGGA IN THE WORLD SUCKS HIM WILDDDD HARD!! SO INSTEAD OF BEING LIKE "KOBE IS ONE OF THE BEST EVER" HE GONNA SAY "I DONT KNOW IF HE'S TOP 10 BEST EVER, MAYBE GUARDS?" GEEETTT THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!! YOU DON'T PLAY ANYMORE FAM!! YOU DON'T NEED TO BE COMPETITIVE, GIVE PROPS WHERE ITS DUE YOU FUCKIN BITCH ASS :rolleyes: EVERYTIME I FEEL LIKE HATING ON THIS NIGGA I JUST WATCH THIS
  9. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS YOU GOTTA ADMIT WEARING VELVET SHORTS AND ROCKIN A WIG IS MAD BUNS THOUGH...
  10. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS +20 GANGSTA POINTS
  11. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS LOL OK I SEE YOUR POINT, I GUESS HAVIN YOUR FACE ON CURRENCY MOST COMMONLY USED TO BUY DRUGS IS GANGSTA.
  12. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS IS THAT GOOD OR BAD? IT SOUNDS LIKE IT MIGHT BE GAY UNLESS YOU MEAN YOUR CHEEKS GET SWEATY CUZ YOU SIT IN YOUR CHAIR OD LONG READING MY BLOG AND LAUGHIN YOUR TITS OFF. THEN THATS WASSUP. BUT IF ITS SOME GAY SHIT THEN PAUSE THATS NOT HOT. MAR THANK THEO HE GAVE ME THE IDEA, AND THANK JORDAN FOR BEING AN INTOLERABLE DICKHEAD. (THAT BEEN SELLIN MENS DRAWZ FOR 29 YEARS)
  13. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS DAMN I TRIED TO LINK TO THAT EVERYTIME I WROTE "OBVIOUSLY" I GUESS IT AINT WORK
  14. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS BOTTOM LINE IS YOU SUCKIN ME CUZ YOU CAME IN MY THREAD TO TALK SHIT, I OBVIOUSLY MADE THE THREAD, ITS OBVIOUS WHATS POPPIN OFF IN THIS THREAD, AND YOU CAME IN TO SUCK ME MAD HARD LIKE I NEVER LEFT. YOU OBVIOUSLY GOT A GAY CRUSH AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHANNEL IT. IT WOULD BE LESS GAY FOR YOU TO BE LIKE "I LOVE YOU MERO"...CONTINUE TO SWEAT ME WITH YOUR LIL DICK ON HARD NO HOMO LOOKIN LIKE IM PICKIN MY NOSE WIT MY PINKIE. FUCKIN CLOWN. THATS WHY YA TAPATIO SIPPIN WIFE JERKS ME OFF WIT HER MOUTH. #POWBITCH ON SOME IMPORTANT SHIT THOUGH, THEO I WANTED TO HOLLA AT YOU ABOUT SOME PHOTOSHOP SHIT, HIT ME ON THE PM.
  15. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS ^ LOL NO DOUBT MY NIGGA I GOT YOU. THEO I BEEN WANTIN TO WRITE SOME SHIT ABOUT THAT NIGGA. I WAS GONNA DO AN "OVERRATED ATHLETES" BLOG JOINT. OF COURSE HE'S IN THAT. YOU ALREADY KNOW THOUGH MY G IM COMIN THROUGH.
  16. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS ITS ALWAYS THE NIGGAS THAT TALK THE MOST SHIT THAT MARRY A BITCH THAT HOPPED THE FENCE
  17. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS LETS GO FOR A SPIN DUNN
  18. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS SMH AT THIS NIGGA ALWAYS GOT A COMEBACK LOL NIGGA BOUT TO HAVE SOME BABY BEANS. I JUST THREW OUT THE REST OF MY SANDWICH CUZ I HAD A MENTAL IMAGE OF THIS REDNECK LOOKIN NIGGA YELLOW TEETH ASS EATIN A BURRITO AND BEANS AND SHIT FALLIN OUT INTO HIS JUGGALLO BEARD. ITS ALL GOOD THOUGH NIGGAS IS ON THAT BEEPER FLOW IM ON THE IPHONE 7 SHIT. #POW YO IMA HOLLA AT YOU NIGGAS IM RETIRIN TO MY LIVING AREA. LMAO @ JIG THOUGH IM ABOUT TO CALL ONE OF MY NIGGAS A JIG AND WATCH HIM BE LIKE "THE FUCK IS A JIG?"
  19. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS I KNOW MAN THEY TAKIN ALL THE WHITE BITCHES, WHATCHU GONNA DO? :cool:
  20. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS IM ON IT PLAYA!
  21. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS ANYWAY THAT LIL GAY NIGGA WAS ON SKYPE FUCKIN A DUDE? OR WAS A DUDE FUCKIN HIM? CUZ THAT SHIT MATTERS B. IF YOU IN THE CLOSET AND NIGGAS DONT KNOW YOU DOWN WITH STICKIN D'S IN B'S ITS LESS EMBARASSING TO BE SMASHIN A NIGGA FROM THE BACK WILD PAUSE THAN TO BE LAYIN ON YOUR BACK LIKE YOU TRYNA TAN UNDER YOUR SAC GETTIN YOUR DOUGHNUT BLOWN OUT SUPER WILD PAUSE. ALSO, NIGGA MERKED HIMSELF LIKE NIGGAS GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU SUCKIN DICKS? NOBODY DON'T CARE ABOUT NIGGAS SUCKIN DICKS ANYMORE. ITS 2011 B AND YOU LIVED IN NEW JERSEY, THE GOVERNOR WAS SUCKIN DICKS LIKE 4 YEARS AGO B SHIT IS OLD NEWS. SO WHY YOU MAD (DEAD) LIL NIGGA? LIKE MY BITCH SMASHLEY SAID "NIGGAS BE LOOKIN FOR REASONS TO OFF THEYSELF" NIGGA USED THIS SHIT AS AN EXCUSE AND RUINED THE LIVES OF SOME CHINK BITCH AND SOME HABIB NIGGA THAT WAS PROBABLY OD NERDS IN HIGHSCHOOL AND WAS JUST ONE STEP ABOVE THE GAY VIOLINIST. NOW EVERYBODY IS LIKE "YO YALL NIGGAS IS FUCKED UP THE GAY VIOLINIST BODIED HISSELF CUZ OF YALL THAT NIGGA WAS COOL" BUT THEY LYIN CUZ THEY AINT EVEN KNOW THE NIGGA TILL HE OFFED HISSELF. THEN THE NIGGA REALLY REALLY FUCKED UP BY LEAVIN A FACEBOOK SUICIDE NOTE. SHIT WAS MAD ANTICLIMACTIC SON, NIGGA WROTE "JUMPING OFF GWB SORRY TTYN" ("TALK TO YOU NEVER" HE AINT REALLY WRITE THAT I ADDED THAT IN THERE) WHICH IS MAD CORNY CUZ IF IMA MERK MY DELF IMA WRITE SOME MAD INTRICATE SHIT EXPLAININ WHY AND TELLIN EVERYBODY WHO THEY SHOULD BLAME IT ON AND FUCK UP AND SHIT. THIS NIGGA LEFT A MESSAGE SHORTER THAN THE ONES I SEND TO MY WEEDMAN. COME ON SLIME, YOU DOIN IT WRONG. SO YO JUST TO PUT IT OUT THERE IF I EVER MERK MYSELF WHICH I WONT CUZ IM TOO FLY FOR THAT SHIT YOU'LL DEFINETLY KNOW THE 5 W'S (THERES 5? WHO WHAT WHERE WHEN WHY AIGHT YEAH THERES 5) NAHMEAN SO YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME. I DONT MEAN GO MERK YASELF I MEAN IF YOU GONNA DO IT DO IT RIGHT. AND DONT DO IT CUZ NIGGAS FOUND OUT YOU SUCK DICKS, THATS LIKE MERKIN YOURSELF CUZ SOMEONE FOUND OUT YOU FAILED MATH IN 7TH GRADE. SHIT IS OD IRRELEVANT
  22. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS WORD YOU THE ONLY ONE THAT UNDERSTANDS ME BOO
  23. Re: CHECKIN IN ON NIGGAS OH SHIT I GOT JUICE DON FRANCISCO IS IN MY THREAD THATS WASSUP EL CHACAL
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