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I JUST GOT OFF THE HORN WITH AMAR'E HE'S ABOUT TO FLY TO FIJI AND GET A TRIPLE BLOWJOB NIGGA THE KNICKS WERE TERRIBLE FOR 10 YEARS. UNWATCHABLE. I STILL WATCHED THEM, NEVER STOPPED. IM A TRUE FAN...WE GOT AMAR'E, WE GOT MELO, WE MADE THE PLAYOFFS AND WENT OUT IN ROUND ONE CUZ 2 OUTTA 3 OF OUR MAIN GUYS WENT OUT AND WE WERE PLAYING THE D LEAGUE BENCH AGAINST THE DEFENDING EC CHAMPS (WHO I CAN HONESTLY SAY DID NOT IMPRESS ME AT ALL, THEY CANT SCORE!) NO NBA TEAMS BENCH IS GONNA BEAT ANYBODIES STARTING 5 (IN THE PLAYOFFS, IM NOT TALKIN ABOUT THE LAKERS BENCH VS THE TWOLVES) THE HEAT ARE GONNA BAMBOOZLE THE CELTICS THOUGH MY NIGGA YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. AND EVEN THOUGH I HATE EVERY TEAM IN THE EAST THATS STILL ALIVE RIGHT NOW (EXCEPT THE HAWKS) THE ONES I WISH FIERY DEATH AND FAILURE ON THE MOST IS THE COLLECTION OF OLD WASHED UP FUCKNIGGAS KNOWN AS THE CELTICS. I THINK THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE ME AS HAPPY AS THE KNICKS BEATING THEM WOULD BE LEBRON DUNKING ON PAUL PIERCE PUBIC HAIR LOOKIN FACIAL AND SWEEPING THEM INTO A DESK JOB AT TNT. FUCK BOSTON.

IF WE GET HIM AND A SCRAPPY BIG MAN ITS OVER... 10 CHIPS IN A ROW

YO IM PRETTY SURE WE MADE A BET THE KNICKS WOULD FINISH THE SEASON WITH A BETTER RECORD THAN YOUR BUM ASS SQUAD.

AHHHHHHHHHH LMFAOOOOOO HOW SHORTY CAME ON HERE AND SHITTED ON THIS NIGGA WHOLE LIFE!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [WHITE GIRL VOICE]"FUCKING FAGGOT!!"[/WHITE GIRL VOICE] YO IM COMIN BACK AFTER I READ THIS WHOLE SHIT B I GOT SOME WORK TO DO I'LL HOLLA YO READ MY BLOG THOUGH

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*CRYING* LOOK AT THIS NIGGA FACIAL SLIME!!! HOW YOU GOT THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER FACIAL GRILL ON WHILE YOU WEARING "HANES HER WAY" NIGGA?! LMFAOOOO YO GET THIS GUY OUTTA HERE!! NIGGA IS THE COMMANDER OF THE CANADIAN AIR FORCE? CANADIA HAS AN AIR FORCE? ISN'T THAT LIKE BEING THE REGIONAL MANAGER OF RADIO SHACK IN DELAWARE? NIGGAS NEED TO CHILL...THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH THE MILITARY MY G. THE ONLY NIGGAS THAT WANT TO BE IN THE MILITARY (IN ANY BRANCH IDGAF WHAT YOU SAY) IS BONEHEAD NIGGAS AND SUICIDAL NERDS THAT DON'T GET ASS...THE BONEHEAD DUMB NIGGAS ALL DIE AND JUMP ON GRENADES FOR THEY HOMIES AND SHIT LIKE THAT (BROTHERHOOD BRO!!!) AND THE SUICIDAL NERDS REALIZE THEY AINT SUICIDAL WHEN THEY SEE A NIGGAS TOP GET BLOWN OFF CLOSE RANGE AND THEY GET THAT CHUNKY RASPBERRY SAUCE ON THEY FACE. SO WHAT HAPPENS IS THEY SURVIVE ALL THE WILD SHIT HIDIN IN A CORNER WHEN SHIT GOES DOWN AND CLIMB UP THE LADDER OF MILITARYNESS. THEN YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS? THE NERD NIGGA THAT WASN'T GETTIN NO PUSSY IN SCHOOL IS NOW FEELIN WILD BOSSED UP AND IS PUSHIN AROUND THE SAME DUMB NIGGAS THAT USED TO SMACK HIM UP. NOW HE STARTS POWER TRIPPIN TILL HE BECOMES BASE COMMANDER AND THINKS THAT MEANS HE CAN KIDNAP A BITCH, PUT HER DRAWZ ON, RAPE CHEEKS ON SOME CREEPY MOVIE RAPE BILLY BOB THORTON/ANTHONY HOPKINS FLOW, THEN KILL THE BITCH AND IT'LL BE ALL GOOD. NO BIG DEAL NAHMEAN DUMP THE BITCH OFF IN THE WOODS, LIGHT SHIT...THIS NIGGA JUST CAME CRASHING DOWN TO REALITY B. NOW THE PICTURES OF HIM IN MATCHING PANTY SETS LIKE A LITTLE BALD DYKE IS ON THE INTERNET AND IM LAUGHIN AT HIS HAIRLINE THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ANIME EYEBALL. DICK.

NNNNNA!!

DONT LET THESE NIGGAS GET YOU DOWN B THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS. MY NIGGA BEE PUT ME ON TO THIS SHIT A WHILE AGO AND I STILL CRACK UP EVERYTIME. NIGGA SAID "I NEE TO BE ABLE TO GET STD TEST I NEE TO BE ABLE TO GET TITS AN I NEE TO BE ABLE TO GET SOCKS FOR MA FEET" *DEAD*

AND AT SOME POINT IN THE PLAYOFFS I WANNA SEE PAUL PIERCE GET PUNCHED IN HIS BITCH ASS FACE.

KNICKS CELTICS FIRST ROUND LETS GET IT

THIS IS TRUE AND NIGGAS ALL JERK ILLZES NO MATTER HOW MUCH ASS YOU GET, THIS IS ALSO TRUE BUT PERSONALLY I JERK OFF THE WAY A DOPE FIEND WILL TOUCH A LITTLE OF THAT SHIT IN THE BATHROOM AT MCDONALDS WHEN HE'S FEELIN SICK JUST TO KEEP IT TOGETHER NAHMEAN? THEN LATER AT HOME HE'LL LIGHT CANDLES AND PUT ON THE SMITHS AND TIE OFF IN HIS RECLINER AND OD. THAT'S HOW I DO. I DON'T LOOK FORWARD TO JERKIN ILLZ MY NIGGA, I'D RATHER GET TOP OR SMASH ANY DAY. JERKING ILLZES IS FOR EMERGENCY SITUATIONS...LIKE I'M NOT TRYNA HAVE A RUBBER PUSSY IN MY CRIB NEXT TO MY IPOD AND KEYS ON MY DESK AND SHIT FOR NIGGAS AND BITCHES TO COME TO MY CRIB AND THE LIGHTS GO OUT AND THEY GRAB A FAKE PUSSY THINKIN ITS GONNA ILLUMINATE MY CRIB WHEN IN REALITY ALL ITS FINNA DO IS MAKE THEY HANDS STICKY AND FRUSTRATE THEM.

I QUOTED MYSELF WATTUP?

YO ON SOME G SHIT THE CELTICS ARE LUCKY THEY DON'T HAVE TE #1 SEED CUZ ROY HIBBERT BUM ASS WOULDA BEEN PUTTING IN WORK ON THOSE NIGGAS. CELTICS IS SOFT IN THE MIDDLE AND GOT OLD LEGS, THEY GONNA GET EXPOSED IN THE PLAYOFFS.

I HATE NIGGAS HANGING OFF MY DICK BECAUSE OF MY VERNACULAR. :cool:

I KNOW THE KNICKS PROBABLY WONT MAKE IT OUT THE FIRST ROUND, BUT IM A TRUE FAN AND I'LL BE THERE TILL THE LAST SECOND OF THE LAST GAME. I DONT GIVE A FUCK. THE SEMIS IS GONNA 3 OF THE 4 TOP TEAMS IN THE EAST AND ONE UPSET. THE CELTICS ARE LOOKIN OLD FAM. NIGGAS THOUGHT THEY HAD SHAQ IN THE MIDDLE? THAT NIGGA IS 40 YEARS OLD!! YOU SEEN HIM LIMPIN OFF THE COURT? THAT NIGGA IS DONE IN THE GAME. IM TELLIN YOU RIGHT NOW, WATCHIN THAT DENVER LAKERS GAME, YEAH THEY LOST BUT MY SON BYNUM IS AN ANIMAL AND THAT FRONT LINE IS LIKE 60 FEET TALL COMBINED. NOBODY IN THE EAST CAN HANG WITH THOSE DUDES B. THATS IT. CELTICS WAS THE ONLY ONES AND THEY TRADED PERK AND WHO THEY GOT TO BACK HIM UP? THE BROKE ONEALS? THEM NIGGAS ARE THE EVEL KNEVELS OF BASKETBALL MY G. ITS NOT LOOKIN GOOD FOR YALL. I JUST CHANGED MY SONS DIAPER AND WHAT WAS IN THAT SHIT IS TOUGHER THAN NENAD KRSTIC. SIXERS PUT TOGETHER A GOOD RUN BUT THEY GETTIN SWEPT EARLY. DONT GET GASSED RALPH.

ALSO, FUCK A KEVIN GARNETT. I WOULD LOVE TO WATCH AMARE SWAG ON THAT NIGGA IN THE PLAYOFFS.

BUT IM PUTTIN 100 ON THE KNICKS TO WIN IT ALL RIGHT NOW. IF I CASH OUT IM COMIN BACK HERE AND POSTIN "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! SUCK MY WHOLE DICK!!!!!" 5000000 TIMES IN EVERY THREAD.

THE BULLS AINT MAKIN NO NOISE IN THE PLAYOFFS B, OUT OF THE TOP 3 TEAMS ONE OF THOSE SERIES IS GONNA BE AN UPSET B YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. UNLESS DAVID STERN PULLS SOME STRINGS TO GET THE CELTICS IN THE FINALS THEY NOT TAKING THE EAST. AS MUCH AS I HATE MIAMI I CAN SEE THE "BIG 3" PLAYIN A HOOP IT UP TYPE GAME WITH LBJ AT POINT AND ALL 3 OF THOSE NIGGAS DROPPIN 30+ AND PLAYIN LOCKDOWN D. (EVEN BOSH SOFT ASS) SO MIKE BIBBY AND THE REST OF THOSE NIGGAS IS IRRELEVANT. THERES NO DOMINANT SCORING CENTER IN THE EAST PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR EXCEPT DWIGHT AND HE'S DOLO ON THAT TEAM IF JAMEER DONT SHOW UP HEAVY I CAN SEE THE HAWKS TAKIN THEM TO 7. ANY ONE OF THE EASTERN CONFERENCE TEAMS THAT MAKES IT TO THE FINALS AINT GONNA HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THE LAKERS SIZE NO HOMO.

THAT NIGGA IS IN DENIAL LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. ANY ONE OF THOSE OLD NIGGAS GOES DOWN WITH AN INJURY THAT WOULD TAKE A 25 YEAR OLD 6 WEEKS TO BOUNCE BACK FROM AND THEY FINISHED. IM ALSO 150% CERTAIN THAT NIGGA JUMPED ON THE BOSTON DICK CIRCA 07 IF NOT LATER AND HAD NO INTEREST IN THE CELTICS WHEN IT WAS ANTOINE WALKER CHUCKIN UP 837 SHOTS PER GAME AND MAKING 5 OF THEM. NO RESPECT FOR DICKRIDERS. I BEEN REPPIN NYK SINCE MY FIRST DUMP NIGGA. FUCK OUT MY FACE B. :cool:

1) THOSE NIGGAS ARE ALL OLDER THAN HILLARY CLINTONS PUSSY LIPS NIGGA GTFOH, THE CORE OF THAT TEAM GOT ONE NIGGA CAN RUN & JUMP, YOUR MAN RAJON GOLEM, THE REST OF THEM NIGGAS NEED HIP REPLACEMENTS. 2) THAT PLAYER EFFICIENCY RATING SHIT IS FUCKIN BULLSHIT. FUCK +/- THAT SHIT IS FOR FUCKIN STAT NERDS B. CLEARLY YOU WAKE UP AND EAT PAUL PIERCE NUTS FOR BREAKFAST THEN FOR LUNCH YOU EAT THAT WEIRD GRAY SPITFOAM SHIT THAT DIRTBAG ASS FOSTERHOME NIGGA ALWAYS HAS IN THE CORNERS OF HIS MOUTH. HOMEBOY LOST A STEP AND THE DOOR IS CLOSIN FOR YALL. YOU AINT WINNIN IT THIS YEAR AND I BET HALF THE SQUAD RETIRES LOSERS. SORRY!!

CHILL THAT NIGGA WENT OUT LIKE A WORM THATS NOT MY STYLE AT ALL. PLUS MY SON WAS SAGGIN WAY TOO HARD TO BE INVOLVED IN FISTICUFFS. YONKERS IS WILD DIRTY B ITS NOT EVEN CRAZY HOOD JUST WILD DIRTY LIKE IF I GOT INTO A FIGHT AND A NIGGA KNOCKED ME ON THE FLOOR I'D CHOKE HIM TO DEATH FOR MAKIN ME COME IN CONTACT WITH YONKERS PAVEMENT.

AIGHT I MADE ENOUGH INCENDIARY STATEMENTS YALL NIGGAS CAN START OD'ING NOW.

ALSO, KNICKS IS GOIN TO THE EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS #POW

YO YOU CELTIC FANS ARE GONNA BE SICK IN THE PLAYOFFS WHEN THESE NIGGAS GET BRUTALIZED. CELTICS IS OLD AS FUCK B, THOSE LEGS AINT GONNA HOLD UP ALL SEASON, YOU SAW MY SON PAUL THE OTHER NIGHT? NIGGA LOOKED LIKE SCOTT BROOKS IN 98 MAD SOFT 0-10 1 POINT? AND THATS THE FRANCHISE? SMH. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THESE NIGGAS GET BLOWED UP. IN OTHER NEWS BARTOLO COLON IS COMIN BACK TO WIN A CY YOUNG. MIKE VICK STATUS COMEBACK OWWWWW