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^ WORD B IM DYIN TO SEE WHO THE KNICKS SCOOP AND I HOPE IT AIN'T JIMMER. KEEPIN MY FINGERS CROSSED FOR BIYOMBO OR FARIED

MY NIGGA I FOUND THAT DUDE AND ROOFED HIM. I THREW THE NIGGA ON A ROOF. YO I GOT A NEW PHONE B HOLLA AT ME I DON'T GOT NO NUMBERS

OH SHIT YO I AIN'T EVEN SEE THIS B. YO GOOD LOOKS MY NIGGAS HESH HOLLA ATCHA BOY. SYMBOLS HIT ME UP ON SOME BLOG FLOW WHAT'S GOOD? I NEED LIKE 80 MILLION FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER SO NIGGAS CAN PAY ME TO TWEET SHIT B CUZ PAMPERS COST MONEY MY NIGGA. ALSO, I NEED TO WORK FROM HOME CUZ THIS 9-5 SHIT IS FOR THE FUCKIN BIDDIRDS B FORREAL.

I WAS ABOUT TO WRITE "RIP SHAQ" LIKE THE NIGGA WAS DEAD SMH. SHAQ WAS THAT DUDE THOUGH, ATHLETE AND ENTERTAINER MAN A TRUE LEGEND. NIGGA IS GONNA BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST COMMENTATOR OF ALL TIME THOUGH. HIM & BARKLEY ON TNT SHOULD BE FUNNY THOUGH.

GOOD LOOKS MY NIGGAS IM JUST TRYNA GET RICH AND BY RICH I MEAN GET A CRAZY ADVANCE ON A BOOK DEAL BUY A LAMBO AND CRASH IT WHILE I OD ON COCAINE. HOLLA

JORDAN USED TO GO TO THE SCORERS TABLE AND ASK HOW MANY MORE ASSISTS, REBOUNDS, WHATEVER, HE NEEDED FOR A TRIPLE DOUBLE! LMAO IMAGINE LEBRON OR KOBE DOING THAT SHIT! THE MEDIA WOULD EAT THOSE NIGGAS GUTS FOREVER AND CALL THEM ASSHOLES IN EVERY PRINTABLE WAY. NIGGAS CAN'T SAY SHIT ABOUT THE GOD JORDAN THOUGH CUZ DAVID STERN WILL GET IN THAT ASS. I GREW UP WATCHING THIS NIGGA B. I'M NO YOUNGBLOOD, BUT I SEE THE SAME TYPE OF SWAG IN A NIGGA LIKE KOBE. THE PERFORMANCES WERE GOOD PERFORMANCES BUT THE MEDIA DONE TURNED NIGGAS INTO YES MEN BY USING NUMBERS AND STORIES "HE PLAYED WITH THE FLU!" "HE RETIRED AND CAME BACK AND DOMINATED!" THEY LEAVE OUT THE PART WHERE THE NIGGA WAS DOMINATING MUTHAFUCKAS THAT STILL WORE SHORT SHORTS AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A CROSSOVER WAS.

NAH I JUST SMACK NIGGAS EYELASHES OFF THEY FACIAL.

I THINK IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND. JORDAN NEVER WON WITHOUT PIPPEN. NIGGAS ALWAYS SUCK JORDAN AND MY HOMEBOY WAS LIKE "WELL LEBRON HAD TO GET TOGETHER WITH 2 OTHER NIGGAS TO MAKE A RUN AT IT" WHAT TEAM EVERY WON A CHAMPIONSHIP WITH 1 "SUPERSTAR"?? THE ONLY NIGGAS THAT EVEN MADE IT TO THE FINALS WITH ONE DUDE CARRYING THE TEAM WAS LEBRONS CAVS AND IVERONS SIXERS. (CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG) DIDN'T JORDAN NEED PIPPEN AND GRANT/RODMAN TO WIN ALL THOSE CHIPS? I THINK AS AN ATHLETE LEBRON IS 20 TIMES BETTER THAN JORDAN BUT ANY NIGGA WHO SAYS THAT IS A HATER AUTOMATICALLY CUZ NIGGAS LOVE TO STROKE THOSE OLD SCHOOL DICKS.

YEAH FOR REAL, THERES A REASON EUROPEAN BASKETBALL IS FUCKIN ASS. SHIT IS A JUMPSHOOTING CONTEST. AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DIRK BEING WHITE. THAT NIGGA COULD BE A PURPLE NAZI FROM GUATEMALA AND I WOULD STILL SAY THE NIGGAS GAME IS ALL JUMPSHOTS. LIKE CUS SAID "PUMP FAKE PUMP FAKE DRIBBLE PUMP FAKE JUMP SHOT" FOR A NIGGA TO BE "THE BEST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE" YOU HAVE TO PLAY SOME TYPE OF DEFENSE. DIRK'S DEFENSE IS WIIIILLLDDDD SUSPECT. THE NIGGA IS 7FT TALL AND DOESN'T REBOUND CONSISTENTLY. HE'S REBOUNDING OK IN THE PLAYOFFS BUT HE'S GETTIN ALOT OF THOSE "IM 7 FT TALL" GIFT WRAPPED RE'S...GET HIM OUTTA HERE. I TRUTHFULLY DON'T FUCK WITH ANY TEAMS LEFT IN THE PLAYOFFS EXCEPT THE THUNDER AND IF YOU CAN SAY OUT YOUR MOUTH THAT DIRK IS BETTER THAN LEBRON AND/OR THE MAVS ARE BETTER THAN THEY HEAT THEN YOU'RE ON SOME TROLL MODE SHIT AND YOU DON'T WATCH BASKETBALL. BE CLEAR, I'M ANTI EVERY TEAM IN THE PLAYOFFS RIGHT NOW EXCEPT DURANTULAS SQUAD. FUCK MIAMI FUCK CHICAGO FUCK DALLAS

I CAN ANSWER THAT NO I KNEW HE WAS TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND THE SHOTS I WAS TAKIN AT HIM WAS CUZ HE SOUNDS LIKE HE PREFERS A GEORGE MIKAN STYLE OF PASS THE BALL AROUND LOW SCORING "GREAT DEFENSE" BASKETBALL. BUT HE'S A CLOWN B SO IM NOT GOIN THERE WITH HIM. NIGGA WANTS TO TURN EVERY DISCUSSION INTO A FUCKIN RACE RELATIONS ROUND TABLE. THIS THE FUCKIN NBA THREAD YOU JERKOFF. GO TO KKK.COM TO GET YOUR FIX B.

RALPH I SERIOUSLY (DEAD ASS THOUGH IM NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY) AM BEGINNING TO THINK YOU GOT RAPED BY A BLACK DUDE. OR YOU SAW YOUR FIRST GIRLFRIEND SUCKING A BLACK DICK OR SOME OTHER SCARRING EXPERIENCE. YOU PROJECT WILD HARD ON HERE B. YOU CLEARLY HAVE ISSUES WITH MORENOS B. GO DO SOMETHING WITH YASELF MY NIGGA YOUR RACISM IS LIKE A NIGGA WHO SHIT IN HIS PANTS JUST TRYNA CHILL IN A ROOM BUT EVERYONE SMELLS THE SHIT AND IT MAKES THE WHOLE SITUATION AWKWARD. YOU'RE THE NIGGA WITH THE SHITTY ASS B. WE ALL SMELL YOU AND IT FUCKIN STINKS SO GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. GO FIGHT A BLACK PARAPLEGIC OR SOME OTHER DISABLED BLACK DUDE THAT YOU'RE SURE YOU CAN BEAT AND LET THAT ANGER OUT ON SOME HATECRIME SHIT YOU PUSSY. YOU'RE A FUCKIN GAY TROLL MY NIGGA. YOU'RE A TROLL NIGGA THAT SUCKS WILD DICKS. THAT'S YOUR TITLE B INSTEAD OF "ELITE MEMBER" IT SHOULD SAY "GAY TROLL WHO SUCKS WILD DICKS" SMFH @ YOUR LIFE B.

BULLS GOT SWERVED ON IN 50% OF THEY GAMES AGAINT THE KNICKS G.

OH SHIT HAHAHAHAHA YEAH I SAW THAT TOO YO THAT WAS WILD FUNNY B HAHAHAHAHAH *SMACK* FUCK OUTTA HERE B

LISTEN TO YOU YOU FUCKIN BITCH. FUNDAMENTALS AND DEFENSE? HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED ORGANIZED BASKETBALL IN YA FUCKIN LIFE TO BE MAKIN STATEMENTS LIKE THAT? WHAT A FUCKIN PUSSY. I CAN SEE YOU IN SOME STOCKTON SHORTS SHOOTIN FREETHROWS UNDERHANDED AND THROWIN NIGGAS CHEST PASSES. YOU THE TYPE OF NIGGA THAT SETS SCREENS IN A 3 ON 3 PICKUP GAME. :lol: FUCK OUTTA HERE B.

A WHITE MAN WINS THE CHIP EVERY YEAR YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT. YOU THINK THESE NIGGAS RUNNIN AROUND BOUNCING A BALL IS THE WINNERS? THE WINNERS IS THE WHITE OWNERS GETTIN THAT TV MONEY FOR THE FINALS AND ALL THE CHAMPIONSHIP MERCHANDISE SALES.

IVERSON PLAYED WITH A BUNCH OF SCRUBS & UNDERACHIEVERS HIS WHOLE CAREER. STILL WON MVP, STILL WENT TO THE FINALS STILL WON SCORING TITLES. WOULD YOU SIT THERE AND WATCH A BULLS/SPURS GAME IF YOU WEREN'T ON D-ROSE'S NUTS? NO, YOU WOULDNT, CUZ THE FINAL SCORE WOULD BE 67-70. SO FAR THE BULLS HAD TO BEAT THE PACERS, AND THE HAWKS TO GET TO WHERE THEY'RE AT RIGHT NOW. THAT'S LIKE ME FIGHTING MY AUNT AND MY SON TO GET A SHOT AT THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. I STAND BY MY ASSERTION THAT THE BULLS ARE AN OVERHYPED TEAM. :cool:

AND DERRICK ROSE IS AN OVERHYPED ALLEN IVERSON CLONE B. DON'T FRONT, THERES LIKE 3 GOOD TRUE PG'S IN THE LEAGUE. THATS CHRIS PAUL, DERRON WILLIAMS, AND STEVE NASH AND THAT NIGGA IS ALMOST FINISHED. THE REST OF EM ARE JUST NIGGAS THATS TOO SMALL TO PLAY THE 2 AND/OR PLAY WITH TEAMMATES THAT INFLATE THEY ASSIST NUMBERS. MY CRITERIA FOR A TRUE PG IS PASS FIRST MENTALITY AUTOMATIC AT THE FREE THROW LINE ABOVE AVERAGE JUMPSHOT CAN RUN PLAYS EFFECTIVELY (ESPECIALLY P&R) GOOD OFFENSIVE INSTINCTS (CAN FIND NIGGAS CUTTING TO THE BASKET, GOOD VISION, GOOD ON THE BREAK ETC) IF YOU AINT THAT YOU AIN'T AN ELITE PG

NOOOO WAAAAAY BULLS IS MORE ENTERTAINING THAN THE KNICKS. THEY HAD A BETTER RECORD, BUT EVEN WITH THE MVP THEY AINT AS FUN TO WATCH AS THE KNICKS. WHEN EVERYONE IS HEALTHY THAT SHIT IS A SCOREATHON. "DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS" BUT ITS BORING AS FUCK TO WATCH, DID YOU SEE THE NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP GAME?! MELO + AMARE > DERRICK ROSE + WHOEVER ELSE :cool:

FOR PURE ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ID RATHER SEE A HEAT OKC FINAL, WESTBROOK & KD VS BRON & DWADE WOULD BE ENTERTAINING BASKETBALL B. BULLS GOT THE MOST BORING OFFENSE I EVER SEEN. EVERYTIME UP THE FLOOR ROSE DRIVES OR SHOOTS, IF HE CAN'T DO EITHER THEY PASS IT AROUND TILL SOMEONE CAN SHOOT A JUMPSHOT THEN NOAH GETS A TIP IN *YAWN* SHIT IS BORING PREDICTABLE BASKETBALL. AND THOSE NIGGAS GET SO FUCKIN HYPE FOR EVERYTHING ITS CRAZY, IM WATCHIN THE GAME YESTERDAY AND MY SON BOOZER GOT A PUTBACK DUNK IN LIKE THE 2ND QUARTER AND STARTED SPAZZIN LMFAO...NIGGA NOAH GETS FOULED AND STARTS SCREAMIN "LETS GO!!!" LIKE HE JUST HIT A HALFCOURT 3 IN TRIPLE OVERTIME. SMH.

::POSTS RANDOM VIDEO OF 07 CELTICS::

THIS NIGGA TRIED TO BEAT CHEEKS AND GOT DENIED, YOU ALREADY SNO. OVERRATED: YOU YOUR TUMBLR THOSE ODD FUTURE GANG WOLF DOLPHIN WHATEVER THE FUCK NIGGAS STEAK HOUSES (RUTH CHRIS ETC) WHITE PEOPLE "SEASONAL" BEERS TITS THE BOSTON CELTICS UNDERRATED: ME MY BLOG SPANISH FOOD SPOTS DOMINICANS COGNAC ASS THE NEW YORK KNICKS

ITS ACTUALLY NOT BROWN NOSING FAM, I WAS ON THE "FUCK LEBRON" BANDWAGON WHEN HE DIDNT SIGN IN NY. BUT I'M NOT THAT MUCH OF A HATER TO HATE ON A NIGGA THAT'S CLEARLY THE BEST ATHLETE IN THE NBA HANDS DOWN. HOMIE IS A BEAST AND I'LL BET MY SON'S SOCKS THAT YOU WOULD TRADE 2 OF YOUR "BIG 3" IN A HEARTBEAT FOR LEBRON AND SOME POTATO CHIPS. OBVIOUSLY WHEN HE PLAYS AGAINST THE KNICKS THE HATE IS BACK ON. I HATE EVERYONE THAT PLAYS AGAINST THE KNICKS, BUT I RECOGNIZE TALENT AND THAT NIGGA IS MORE TALENTED THAN YOUR WHOLE STARTING 5. RONDO IS PROBABLY THE MOST OVERRATED PG IN THE LEAGUE. HE'S MO WILLIAMS PLAYING ON A TEAM WITH 3 HALL OF FAMERS. MY LITTLE SISTER COULD AVERAGE 10 ASSISTS PLAYING WITH THOSE NIGGAS B. JUST BY COMPARISON, BOTH HIM AND DERRICK ROSE CAME IN THE LEAGUE WITH A JUMPSHOT WORSE THAN STEPHEN HAWKINGS...D ROSE IN A SHORTER AMOUNT OF TIME IN THE LEAGUE, ADDED THAT SHIT TO HIS REPERTOIRE...WHERE'S RONDO'S JUMPSHOT AT?! GET HIM OUTTA HERE. IF I RAN THE NBA I'D PUT HIM ON THE TWOLVES NEXT SEASON AND SEE WHAT KINDA NUMBERS HE PUTS UP.

WITH THE MONEY THAT'S AT STAKE FOR SO MANY MOTHERFUCKERS WRITING CHECKS (CUZ FUCK THE PLAYERS IT AINT ABOUT THEM) I'D BE SURPRISED IF THERE WAS ANY TYPE OF LOCKOUT. AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THIS CUZ IM FROM THE BRONX AND I HATE BOSTON. BUT THE "BIG 3" ARE MOST DEFINITELY FINISHED. THERES NO "OLD" TEAMS IN THE EAST ANYMORE. NO EASTERN CONFERENCE PLAYOFF TEAM HAS A CORE OF OLD WASHED UP NIGGAS LIKE BOSTON DOES. THEY CAN'T HANG WITH A BUNCH OF 20 YEAR OLDS RUNNIN UP AND DOWN THE COURT. PAUL PIERCE LOST A STEP G, HE LOOKED GOOD TILL THE 4TH QUARTER, EVEN WITH THE REST HE GOT HE LOOKED LIKE A COOKED LASAGNA NOODLE OUT THERE B. NO SHARPNESS TO HIS DEFENSE (OR OFFENSE) THEY DONE, PACK IT IN AND ENJOY YA LITTLE 08 CHIP.

WOW LEBRON SHIT ON NIGGAS WHOLE DREAMS WITH 2 JUMPSHOTS AND A STEAL. NIGGA WAS DROPPIN EM ON PAUL PIERCES FACIAL THE WHOLE FOURTH QUARTER. #FUCKBOSTON. NIGGAS ALREADY FELT THE WRATH ON TWITTER SO I'LL TAKE IT EASY ON Y'ALL. I EXPECT RETIREMENT PRESS CONFERENCES SOON :lol:

DWIGHT HOWARD IS A BEAST WTF ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT? THAT NIGGA IS THE MOST DOMINANT CENTER IN BASKETBALL, PERIOD. PUT HIM ON ANY TEAM IN THE NBA AND THEY MAKE THE PLAYOFFS EASY. IF I HAD CONTROL OVER THE NBA ID PUT THAT NIGGA ON THE TWOLVES FOR NEXT SEASON JUST TO PROVE MY POINT.