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n the 2003 comic fantasy Bruce Almighty, Jim Carrey had the power while filling in for Morgan Freeman's God. But in Evan Almighty, Steve Carell has the hair. All that yanked chest fuzz when Carell got a wax job in The 40-Year-Old Virgin? It's replaced and then some when God (a returning Freeman) transforms the news anchor-turned-congressman into a modern-day Noah in the sequel to Carrey's hit, now shooting in central Virginia. And if that weren't hair-raising enough, Carell gives voice to a furry creature, a hyper squirrel named Hammy, in the animated Over the Hedge, opening May 19. "Olivier had his different noses. I have my hair," says the actor, musing over his hirsute pursuits while on a set with a partly built epic-size ark. For the first half of Evan Almighty, the star of NBC's The Office (Thursdays, 9:30 ET/PT) cements his status as a rising movie lead as a preening politico who uproots his family to the D.C. area. Summoned by a prayer, God materializes before the self-absorbed Evan Baxter, insisting he build an ark before a great flood arrives. Though Evan initially resists, he is unable to contain his hair growth, a spurt of biblical if not pubescent proportions. "There are all different lengths of hair and beards, and each has a code name," says Carell, shown sporting his final transformation as Noah in an exclusive first-look photo from the June 2007 release. Other stages: Mountain Man, Marlboro Man, the Unibomber, Ten Commandments (which segues into the Metrosexual with ponytail and braided beard) and Longest Brown. "I was really comforted by the fact that Tom (Shadyac, the director) didn't want to do any onscreen werewolf-y transformations," says David LeRoy Anderson, the two-time Oscar winner (The Nutty Professor, Men in Black) who oversees the special-effects makeup. "It doesn't work for this." Each shift is revealed to Evan — while waking up or glancing at a mirror — at the same time as it's shown to the audience. The wigs are handmade from human hair, with some yak for extra body. The beards are hand-applied with prosthetic adhesive. "It's not too horrible, just a couple hours in the morning," says the actor. His favorite look? "Just my own," he says. "That's the easiest one to get into. But it even takes a while to make me look like me, which is sort of sad and scary at the same time." Posted 5/4/2006 9:28 PM ET http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2006-05-04-evan-almighty_x.htm

i once seen a hood nigga riding on his bike down a hill reading a book and smoking a loosie at the same time

stand up special tonight at 10 on hbo , looks like it will be good, i havent seen much of his standup but he is funny as fuck

my cat should be in the olympics, backflips all day

Re: ask a filthbox dirty jew trickster Stom ta jora , Bat Zona

Re: ask a filthbox dirty jew trickster the holocaust was the worst tragedy ever on FILM. The Black man's complete and utter slavery waas not filmed. and it lasted just about 300 Years.While the holocaust lasted only what? 10 years.And if you really want to get technical the first known jews were black , from africa, and your people totally stripped of them of theyre cultural and try to claim it as theyre own.And the way the jewish people treat the rest of the people in this world is totally disgracefull.I lived in brooklyn my whole life and have dealt with Large jewish populations ( hassidic, syrian, israelies) and i must say they realy are the scum of the earth.They dont care about anyone but themselves and the betterment of themselves, they will sell theyre own mother is the price is right and they are by far the most racist ,anitsemetic human beings to walk this earth, if it was up to me id leave them all in israel and let the palastinians do with them as they please

seriously? taxi driver

Hypnosis gone bad http://www.flabber.nl/archief/016098.php

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Re: Let's trade Promo Tshirts i still got a grip of promo tshirt from when i was working in rawkus.And we cant forget my personalized gold big l plaque

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FUCK YO DRIED APPRICOTS NIGGUH

i googles "gangstas" and found just that... G G GUNIT

Re: I got on loveline

Re: 12oz theme song? http://youtube.com/watch?v=83e5lLvowkg&search=emo%20song

my boss is the chillest dude in the world.Since i travel all across nyc for work i only see him maybe once a month , 2 if its a busy month.Sometimes i dont even talk to him for a week straight.And he NEVER gets mad, I think i would have to murder a few coworkers for him to actually get mad.And he used to be a hippy when he was young and still smokes weed till this day.And for one month in the summer he takes the whole month off and trys to see a ball game in every mlb baseball stadium in the country

soulkiller caught some feelings, hahahah

good looks rave

im jumpin on the bandwagon and hating on this thread

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i saw a this girl from high school who was literally the biggest slut i have ever seen, she would walk around with cumwads in her hair or nutstains on the ends of her sleeves and wouldnt even know,can you guess where i saw her??? that mtv dating show "room raiders" hahah

i had a dog all my life, a german sheperd named candy,we had to put her to sleep 2 summers ago , she had some realy bad digestive problems, it was one of the hardest things i had to do, this dog was litterally with me since i was 4 years old.i was completely devistated.But on a lighter side, when i got back to my apartment the day i put her to sleep, i was smoking a joint in the backyard when i found a just born kitten laying motionless, i thought it was dead, and all the emotion from my dog hit me so i rushed it to the animal hostpital , basically saved its life and it lives with me till this day...

so your mission in life is to be accepted by the "hood niggas"? tells alot about yourself

I ACTUALLY BOUGHT SOME 4X T SHIRTS LIKE THOSE, THEYRE 5 FOR 20 IN FOOT LOCKER, AND I LIKE TO WEAR THEM TO WORK SO WHEN IM BENDING OVER AND MOVING AROUND MY ASSCRACK ISNT HANGING OUT