I've given you more than ample opportunity for you to plead your case,
but all you can do is say "You're a moron".
You're a 30 year old child.
I feel bad for your kids.
This dude was like "I bought a mug"
And her eyes lit up and she got real close to the screen to make sure she read it right.
"You bought a mug? Awwwww..."