hello from bali
my goodness.
this place is incredible
it's raining right now..but so what
so the days that i go on vacation are always superhectic..i had a lot of stuff to do before i left...i leave work and i guess i was riding pretty fucking fast..i got cut of, then dude goes to make an immediate turn, but it was blocked by a delivery van, so he slams on his brakes....the lane next to me had a bus in it..right fucking there..
i fly over the handlebars
nearly under the wheels of the bus..
it was on ^%&$%# street..which is paved with broken glass..really.
the tar they used to make the street has millions of shards of broken glass embedded in it...supposed to help road life or some bullshit.
of course it was 100 degrees. i was in a tank top..
so my front tooth went through my lip
and i busted my nose open, and i have road rash all over my right arm and leg..
i stood up and immediately started cussing out the driver..there were a bunch of people staring..my front wheel was tacoed..completely
the bus driver is hysterical (she thought she hit me)
and comes running up, then she grabs my tank top..AND COVERS UP MY BOOB WHICH WAS HANGING OUT
fucking YIKES
so i'm bloody and shit! i've got a BRUISE on my thigh..
the dude at this restaurant run out with some ice..at least they got a free show.
i look good in a bikini, lemme tell you
nothing like going to a third world country beaten up to a bloody pulp..
i met a lot of people cuz of these injuries, LOL
they're healing up fast
but that sucked
and dude agreed to buy me a new tire..of course, i'lll believe it when i return home, and it's there..
we'll see
damn.
my front tooth still hurts
it's a good thing i drink a lot of milk and stuff, cuz other wise i bet that shit wouldve popped right out.
that is the same tooth that i busted when i was ten, then again at about 21 (on a beer bottle) then again last winter in my car wreck.
i'm tellin you, by the time i'm forty, it's gonna be a nub
be careful out there kiddies!