HOW TO: EAT PUSSY LIKE A CHAMP
obviously, the majority of you foolz out there haven't a fucking boardgame CLUE?!?1?! on how to eat pussy... which just causes an increase in the already abundant population of bi[trendy]sexual females.. soooo here's a few SIMPLE (no it's actually very easy) methods i've had in my arsenal for quite some time..
FIRST.. it's easier to make a girl cum, from eatin' her pussy as opposed to fuckin' her... from what i know offhand... 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top.. and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit.. by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' crap on our pelvic bones.. which... really does nothin' for us... so.. the key is.. eat pussy first.. make her cum a few times... numb her up... then hammer away however u like... so u won't have to endure that grindin' bullshit.
now once ur inbetween her legs.. don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner... take your fuckin' time! i know pussy is nearly irresistable.. but don't act like it is..
lick her inner thighs, kiss them.. kiss around her pussy lips.. kiss the lips etc etc... finally once u've got your tongue on her clit... this is what u do.. (u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want... that's all preference.. it's easier to make em cum w/ their lips spread... so u have easier access to their clit) now... roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your tongue around the clit in a circular motion... slowly... DONT STOP... the KEY is to hold your rhythm... listen to homegirls breathin'.. use this as feedback.. and react w/ your tongue accordingly.. you want her breathin' to be steady... at steady intervals.. kinda like a metrognome, clock.. whatever.. tick tock tick tock tick tock... it sounds lame but she should be breathin' on beat... no. not MOANING.. breathing... listen to her breathing... listen to the moans when ur on the phone or somethin'... now the key is... DONT STOP (i emphasize this, cuz it's important.. if u STOP GO STOP GO haphazard like, you're not gonna get anywhere)... DONT STOP..even if it's to pick a hair outta ur mouth... just hold your rhythm.. circle her clit... increase speed gradually... once u've got the speed up a bit...and her breathin' is tellin' u on target... use more of the tip of ur tongue... and move it less... but at a slightly faster pace... basically work ur way into... flickin' it back n forth like a punching bag.. it's hard to explain.. but it's kinda like vibratin' your tongue.. not swayin' it back n forth like a wreckin' ball.. slappin' her clit as you swoosh by... if u can keep this up for atleast 60 seconds.. she'll cum... if she's stubborn and won't bust... get a finger or two up inside her.. hook ur finger(s).. and kinda "scratch" "scrape" "tickle" "massage" her Gspot.. which feels like a lil sponge.. it's on the "ceiling" of her pussy.. inside.. and up top.. about an inch in.. consider yo fingers holdin' the harmony.. while your tongue works the melody.. and she'll bust before u know it..
good... you've succeeded.. now the worst thing u can do now..is STOP.. keep fuckin' goin... this is the good part.. if u ignore her pants, rants, and gestures for u to stop.. and keep goin' like she hasn't busted... (she'll initially want u to stop cuz she's all madd sensitive at the moment)... after 10-15 seconds, the sensitivity for her will fade... and about a minute later.. yes A MINUTE.. she'll bust again.. usually more intense than the first.
now find an ugly parter (easier this way, cuz ugly chicks will let any sloth eat their pussy) to practice on, since u don't wanna waste time tryin' to convince a worthy one to let u... and hone your skills..
