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tonight was.... pabst blue ribbon $1.00 draft plus a buck tip... forty mickeys plus 2 newport 3.00 1 corona, free three bowls weed, free 2.00 miller forty 3 shots remy martin, free 2.00 forty mickeys forty, free... free pack smokes to....plus a liter.

i feel nothing. live high love high die high drink away the pain alchoholics for life no love for society live high love high die high im a manic deppressive bipolar alchoholic borderline... suicide? do i really wanta talk to god face to face... give a fuck.

liqour stores in sf are cool.

damn, way better than the art show that popped off. beers tipped for e beef!

I.... dropped out of highschool in 9th grade did drugs sold drugs did a shitload for graffiti fucked two girls in the same day cheated, robbed stole went to juvie and jail watched people get beat never really beat no one, but i did rip off a bunch of drug dealers and became an alchoholic with a quite a lengthy amount of suspended jail time over my head by the time i was 20. it was fun to!

you can get a certification to tend bar...but you dont need a license. it works like this from what i know... door man, bar back, bartender.

i had a ex be a complete two sided bitch to me. mean to me, but still playing like she cared about me to her new guys... i was like, ay bitch, remember me? we spent a full third of our lifes together ho? remember? living together you yuppie bitch? i just wanted to be friends. but she wasnt emotionally mature enough to deal with that and preffered to be a yuppie art fag slut. i hope she gets fat and dumped. but thats mean. i wish her the best and all that nice happy christian stuff.

oh yeah, other cool cat name was a all black kitten with one white sock named yogurt. yogurt was a cool cat. spahgetti gets honorable mention to. but the psycho stripper bitch, who last i heard got a sex change and started riding harleys, abandoned spaygetti cause she was mean. damn psycho stripper sex change having harley riding cat abonding fuckers....

and on a side note about naming your cat doja, its not like your naming your cat meth or crack or heroin. allthough now that i think about it heroin sounds like a cool name for a cat. i named my first cat indica, and she to was stolen from my life by my parents who call the cat indy. and im sure to remind them every time i visit that the cats name is indica after the cannabis plant. that cats a bitch though. they found this other cat and hes a cool cat...big orange striped tabby right, named mellow, and he and the other cat hella scream and chase eachother around the house. indica is a bitch though. she will straight growl at you and do her best to make her fat ass draw blood. dont ever think fat cats are that slow. see, the cat was named indica for reason...she had been smoking weed since near birth. what happens when you take cats away from maltliqour? they get fat and will fuck you up. i feel super emo after getting in depth on my cat ownership. whoops.

stoli and grapefruit juice is dank to. long island ice tea with a 151 float. kamikaze's

i like naming cats after art supplies ie marsh garvy rusto krylon graffiti is what im going to name my cat. etchbath would be a cool cat name. the last cat i had me and my ex and her niece found under a car. so at first shit was called somthing ridiculous like princess meow beamer krylon 5 ball. however the ex came up with the name chi, as in energy and my ex liked to make up words so a bonger got added. chibonger was a cool cat. she played fetch and could leap over the couch while playing fetch. till me and my ex split and she made the cat fat. that cat liked me better. whenever i would visit my ex and stay over the cat would fuck her up...no joke, like huge scratches. good kitty.

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open the phone book to construction section or whatever. call every contractor in the book till you find one that will hire you. tell them your looking to apprentice in whatever field they are. you might want to try house painting. however keep in mind somthing like 30% of murderers were painters for two years or longer, its the fumes dog. anyway, if you know how to use a brush, a roller and prep and mask you can make cool cash under the table. research it on the internet and lie. cash daily usually. just call em up and be like, im a painter that needs work. it would help if you have whites (the white dickies) and a five in one (painters tool) and can roll.... or clean up at construction pays good. fuck it yo, be a fucking telemarketer. i know there has to be a gang of telemarketing jobs in ny. good luck Meroe.

beer? anchor steam speak easy sierra nevada spaten sapporo pabst mickeys bud light becks beer, i like beer, im yet to have a bad beer...wait no i take that back...chamay, lefe, hoegarden taste foul. vodka tonic is the drink! i like jager to. red wine is good with squirt, its soda wine that gets you drunk. also a fan of old e and oj. aa was boring and drove me to drink more.

california advantage card. looks just like a credit card, works just like one.....except its foodstamps. i hate credit cards.

i spent monday hungover.

"I am playful and tricky (much like a hyena), but I can also be timid at times (like a tree frog). And, I can also be silently deadly at times (like a poisonous tree frog). But, mostly, I’m just a human." i found this kinna foxy to.

I am also a pianist, guitarist, soon-to-be violinist, tennis player, and cold blooded killer who dabbles in drawing, painting and photography. It would be a grave blow to our potential romantic relationship if you like listening to Kenny G, or if you look like Kenny G, or if you also kill people for a living (because we’d be competing for marks, and that would make things a bit strained… although if you really do kill people for a living, it still might work, as long as they are all bad people, or if you work outside the San Diego metro area.

i have smoked for 17 years. im 27. i smoke maybe two packs a week. i hate it. it smells. its expensive. it makes me feel like shit. i would rather smoke weed. however nicotine has my ass when i drink. if im drinking i like to smoke, prefferably large spliffs with a cig mixed with maybe a grahm and a half of weed. but i smoke newports drunk like nothing, like i was 17. it smells nasty, yet good. steel water pipes and chronic with good herb is a nice smoke. american tobacco is legal crack with a higher death rate. smoking is expensive, kills you, makes you smell bad, is no good for you, turns your teeth yellow and if you ever start start quitting the same day. cigs are bad for you every way around, yet, so appealling when you want one. im not smoking currently,, it makes me irritable and irate for no reason. all bad.

i buy mickeys. i like heineken. i prefer becks. stella is cool. st pauli has some bitch with tits. sapporo reserve is my favorite. pabst if your near trains. old e and steel and ides have got me in trouble. anchor and sierra taste good. same with with speak easy.

Chocolate triple layer cake to...

i had... a gang of beers and jello shots out of easter eggs and a spliff with mad keef in it. and then.....and then... i had gaucomole that this cutie south american honey made. some north beach pizza dank salmon, tasted smoked but it wasnt. it was oven baked but it tasted mad good. more qaucomole. spliffs beers shots. ribs yo. dank pork ribs that were rare but still good. and then i ate a 1/3 pound cheese burger medium rare. and drank more beer. went to some bar and drank 1.65 16oz cans outside and met multiple orgasm hotteys and it rained so. then i had some pizza. Jesus Christ is a OG. Lemme see you pull that sacrifice yourself for our sins and resurect your self before you talk shit. Happy Easter!

bouta hit the bar b que. its raining so its george forman grill styles. cheeseburgers and stella boyee. fuck with some ribs and salmon to. plus im finna get my carne asada on. im starved though...ready to cook and eat. that ham looks dank.

not to nit pick but... Easter celebrates Christ being resurected after sacrificing himself for your sins. as a Christian, and i definitley am a sinner, im not really sure how the Easter bunny came to be. Much like Santa Clause, it seems a distraction from the real reason the holiday is celebrated. I mean, I dont celebrate Passover or Ramadan. I dont see why people who are not Christian bother to celebrate Easter. That being said, I would like to go piecing, but instead will be bbqing at some hottys birthday party while drinking lots of stella and becks and eating ribs burgers steak and salmon. Happy Easter, Tip a beer for Jesus. peace.