2 mexicans , a white man and a woman are standing around a forklift, 3 feet from a scale. the white man asks the mexican, how much does the middle one weigh. of course he has no idea so he asks the woman, what weights do you have written down, because obviously the one that you don't have but they do that must be the weight. the second mexican says, no habla, or whatever. the bystander continues to pretend that all is well in the universe. true story. nonsense