oh I'm so sorry, you sad little prick, what should I have called him then?
Maybe you're right though, he's not a writer so technically can't be a toy. Ooops, sorry Lens! I used 'toy' again!
He's an artist. He's definitely not a writer
Go back to wanking over his coffee table book you fucking arsehole. I bet you model your whole existance on this media-friendly sucker, don't you?