Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear drunk chicks playing volleyball in the back patio of the club in thongs and miniskirts,
thank you.
dear drunk homegirl of my friend who let me feel up on your legs, let me grab and smack your ass, flashed tits all night long and gave me the best lap dance,
thank you.
dear other drunk homegirl who went swimming at 3am in nothing but a g-string and bra and got cold and came and sat on my lap while i "kept you warm,
thank you.
dear good friend of 7 years who works as a bouncer at the strip club who got us all in for free,
thank you.
dear girl who was throwing the house party till about 6 in the morning with the dope jacuzzi and pool in the backyard that i swam in,
thank you.
basically.......dear last night,
thank you!
cG