Re: Dear ________, - no homo
dear asian girl at the gym,
really though....stop hogging the fucking ab machine bitch!
cG
dear fat girl i was dancing with at the club,
your breath was really really fowl....please brush your teeth or scrape your tongue and pop some gum.
also, i braved the breath for a kiss, because you leaned in for one, but it was very salty from the sweat due to dancing...please carry a small towel or something next time were going dancing.
cG