..the kind that make me look back and think.. about what my parents thought when I sang them.
I was sharing the ones I remembered with some friends the other day and figured y'all might have some too.
such as;
(In the Barney tune)
"Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination the only thing that's wrong with him is mental retardation"
there might have been more verses but that's all I remember.
Also;
(Ol' smokey tune)
""On top of the school house
all covered with blood
I killed my poor teacher with a 44 scud {i think it was}
I went to her funeral
she wasn't quite dead
I got my machine gun,
and blew off her head.
{or i got my laser and melted her head]
they sent me to prison
they sent me to jail
I grabbed a bazooka
and blew them to hell"
I don't know what tune this is to because I dont know musical stuff but
chorus:
bloody murder
bloody bloody murder
bloody murder this is how you play:
verse1
first you take your sisters hair then you tie it to a chair
throw the chair in the fire
then watch your sister expire
ooooooo
verse2
first you take a baseball bat
then you take a kitty cat
break the bat on the cat
now you've got a kitty splat
oooo
verse3
first you take your loving gran to a river with piran
{hello I forget the rest]
oooooo
then the alternate 'more clean' versoins
aggravation rehabilitation
aggravation
this is how you play
verse1
first you take a bowling ball
then you roll it down the hall
trip your dad
make him mad
oooo
verse2
first you take a garbage bag
then you put it on your head
go to bed
wake up dead
ooooo
verse3
first you take a garden hose
then you stick it up your nose
turn it on
then you're gone
ooooooo
espanish:
Me pica un huevo, me la rasqué
me pica el otro, me la chollé
me a una puta
me la culié
yo fui corriendo y no le pagué!
Una piedra en el camino,
me pegó donde yo orino
y me hizo
llorar y llorar
llorar y llorar...
(no recuerdo si había mas)
That's all I can remember for now; if more occur to me I'll toss 'em up