Good analogy Iron Chef,
I feel the same way.
I know My Dynos, GT's, Haros, Columbia's and Hutch's but I had no clue what this was (The Torker) when I saw it, but I knew I wanted it.
I don't think it's a double tube though.
The reason I'm even calling it an '83 Torker is because of this small "mount piece" (for lack of a better term, between the top tube and the botton, shown here:
*Actually, switch out the rims for yellow mags and this is the bike, pads and all.
...Still good?