I'll let you slide on that one Dark_Knight.
Hot Dog Inn is a good second best to me.
You go to Steve's for the atmosphere.
I remember one time, the morbidly obese night cop named "Dooley" was on duty guarding the place from the crack heads and thugs.
I walked in wasted and screamed "Dooley you fat fuck. You couldn't catch a criminal to save your life! You'd have a heart attack chasing him down the street!"
And the whole place lost it.
Dooley grabbed me, cuffed me and told me I had a 5 second lead out the door...in real cuffs, down a main street in the' hood.
I thought he was joking until the fat fuck started counting.
I bounced and was flying...hands cuffed behind my back.
That fat fuck caught me and then we ate hot dogs amidst the scum night crowd.
Officer Dooley
Slaw Dog
Steve's Lunch facebook group. (Read some of the comments.)
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=74874791310&ref=ts
"I love Steve's. I ate their on my 21st B-day and got spanked by the hot waitress with a louisville bat all whle listening to Kokomo on the mini jukebox."
"I was in there one time, around 3 am of course and some dude OD'd in the bathroom, the staff was more irritated then concerned, the medics came and carted him off, yeah, he was dead. Nobody missed a bite and it was business as usual."[url=http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=74874791310&ref=ts][/url]