the shitz

Re: Splinter in The Shitter that girl was pretty

Re: Splinter in The Shitter I wanted a drink from a vend so i tried to put in a dollar, but the machine wouldnt accept it. So i pressed the return thing and a dollar bill popped out. YESSSS....but the machine still didnt take my dollar....

Hi I'm Troy Mclure.

youve never been to zuma.

I shall be there.

remember the pic someone drew of him...........i do...........

noobS! WHAT TEH FUCK?! I JOINED JULY 2002!! NOOOOOO MY OG STATUS>>>>>AAAAAHHHH

that girl with the pink stuff makes 12oz nsfw

George Lopez is funny. Ey, why you crying?

Just dont...you know......with the bride.....Yeah.

I always thought he wasnt funny, but when i found out he was 28........i just thought it was stupid that a grown boy was doing that.

LOL wel K, I ges all B Go in know LENS GOT OWNED

mmm she is a hottie, especially when she elbows that child pornographer in the face. delicous(s?)

i believe seeking can beat tila. in the face

VASELINE AND SPRINKLES OF SAND ON HER WINDSHIELD. WHEN SHE TURNS ON HER WIPERS *SCRATCH SRATCH SCRATCH*

just dont let her steal your cousin.

:haha:

what the fuck does severe mean edit* brain warp, i meant grundle

So today i was driving on my way to my friends house thats like 40 minutes away. Before i was driving I was at my moms house and ate a huge meal and was stuffed as hell. So i get on the 2 freeway and right when i get to the on ramp, this huge pain just comes out of nowhere from my stomach and i needed to take a shit sooo bad. Like i was clamping my ass together so i wouldnt have to take a shit. It was the worst pain ever for like 2 minutes. But well after 2 minutes i didnt feel it anymore, so i was like...better stop by home and take a shit. Well by the time i got to my exit for home I already felt better and thought i could make it to my friends house......I was so wrong. The pain came up again! So I took the quickest exit off but...THERE WAS NO PLACE TO TAKE A SHIT. NO GAS STATIONS, NO RESTAURAUNTS, NO NOTHING. So i was like...SHIT what the fuck do i do!! So i pull over in a residential, took a sweater out of my trunk and shit in the alley. The shit wasnt really shit, it was like...well remember the tricerotops diarhia in jurrasic park? Think like that...All nice and piled. So I wipe with my sweater and hurry the hell out of there before anyone saw. worst pain ever.....omg

yeah i love bbq's, its all about teh grubbing

everybody at my work is looking at me all weird. :huh2:

please tell me that venom is not played by topher grace as well......pleeasseeee!! how can that skinny dude be eddie brock?!

there was a beautiful person at this party i went to on saturday. partys are over-rated.

didnt that happen in the comic?

no tittes.....so its not a REAL horror movie