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out of the cut. it's not massive. about half an inch or so. but it's straight torn open. it's definitely cut that is worthy of at least one stitch bled like a fuck for a good 15mins. was rough

thanks for that, guy. not like I'm scared shitless of toilets right now or anything. this afternoon when I was taking a piss, I took a precautionary extra step back.

oh man, I don't even want to think about how many times the brother estaban had the shit beat out of them by a skateboard. after seeing a friend lose his virginty to a hard flip when I was a kid, I vowed to never attempt hardflips on flatland. when I started learning flower spin flips, I had this severe issue with coming down to far on the nose. you get the idea...

I do!

when I was going through my "I need to get everything on my body pierced" phase, I got the schlong injected with metal. although I was quite bent when that happened, I don't remember it hurting quite as bad as this. the zipper thing has happened to me a few times, too. usually only gets the brothers estaban, though. never pancho the entertainer. hey grimes, you been in the nolia for long? I wouldn't happen to know you eh? please say you aren't who I think you might be...

it's really a shame that the general public see tony hawk as the be all end all of skating. I've never been into vert, but danny way wrecks shit. period.

so this morning started off in a glorious manner. the same routine, really. -wake up -put the coffee on -go get the newspaper -go get the coffee -head to the bathroom now like any manly man, I enjoy reading the newspaper when I'm on the bog. I so happen to enjoy drinking a cup of coffee and smoking a cigarette at the same time as well. I'm not entirely sure why this is, but I have a feeling it gives me a sense of joy to multi task so soon after waking up. this morning was different, however. while browing the sports section, I needed to dispose of my cigarette butt. so I lean over a bit and reach for the ashtray when suddenly why whole world turned dark... somehow the tip of my wang got caught between the toilet bowl itself and the toilet seat. all of my weight pressing down on it (I'm not a small boy either). after noticing some blood, a brief cry of terror and a few tears, I finished my business and got on with my day (with much discomfort). I just got home and there is still a reasonable sized cut on the dong. no fucking chance am I go for stiches, though. this ever happen to anyone else? please say yes...

what always got me about still tippin is that paul wall had the best licks on the joint. that slim thug verse was really dissapointing, considering. and we're not even going to discuss mike jones and his 'my whole album rocks two modified verses' approach. weak suace. I seriously hope people phonesexed him

h4y guyz h0w d0 1 m4k3 kr1nk?? as for the eq'ing issue. foundforge will work fine, like casek mentioned. but if youlre really anal about it (like I am) you can buy a cheapo1000 8channel behringer mixing board at guitar center for like 50 bucks.

before mike jones was hot and hos where all up on him... I wonder how many people called that number asking him if he wanted to be phonesexed

no it wouldnt. Nola has gone through worse than categorie 3 and is still alive and well Quoted post [/b] the fuck it wouldn't. when was the last time a cat. 4 hit the nolia head on? 20 odd years ago or so. look what happened then. the levee wall in violet blew out, totally crushing violet and lower meraux as well as pieces of upper st. bernard. parts of the riverbend levee collapsed and stirred up quite a bit of shit uptown. I don't know if you live in new orleans at all, or maybe you live in metry with all them fancy new canals and levees. but anyone who has lived in nola for long enough would be able to tell you that a storm with enough rain would the city to it's knees. take tropical storm lilly for example. the storm after kyle (think it was kyle) 3 years ago (maybe it was two). that system kick fucked the city so badly we had triplets. the river was 21" from overflowing. the lake rose two steps from overflowing and even did pour over in some places. all those seafood joint on the lake around west esplanade were fuxed. the old metairie underpass on I-10 swallowed a u-haul truck, ffs. I remember the water on our street being so high that it practically came up to my tits. my truck was parked up on a fairly raised sidewalk and my floorboards still got damp. granted, the rain from kyle right before that hadn't soaked into the ground yet, but it still proves my point. any slow moving, heavy rain, cat. 4 system would make new orleans the new spring break hot spot... because nola would have a beachfront.

I can't remember which it was. ilve tried blocking that time period of my life out like herpes. all 4 storms that hit orlando were hurricanes. no tropical storms. not that I can remember at least. maybe one before/after the onslaught

didn't some guy die trying to do this on a bike last year?

anything higher than a cat. 3 hurricane would take nola off the map if it was hit directly I don't even want to hear anyone flapper their mouths about hurricane this hurricane that after the shit I went through last year. still trying to get my life peiced back together

part 2 fresh off the boat moved to this here joint: went here for a minute: came back to this place for a while: I'm currently residing in this shithole: but I'm moving here in september:

what in sweet christ is with the double posts

well, being that I've never spent more than a few years in any give place and for the sake of being thorough, I'm splitting this into two posts of all the places I'm from. after all the topic doesn't stipulate 'where are you live right now ;)' all these flicks were ganked, so I hope they work. part 1 before I moved to america k, was squeezed out and raised here: then I moved here for quite a while: then this place for a minute: back here again: and then a few more years here before hoping the pond:

well, being that I've never spent more than a few years in any give place and for the sake of being thorough, I'm splitting this into two posts of all the places I'm from. after all the topic doesn't stipulate 'where are you live right now ;)' all these flicks were ganked, so I hope they work. part 1 before I moved to america k, was squeezed out and raised here: then I moved here for quite a while: then this place for a minute: back here again: and then a few more years here before hoping the pond:

that was a really dissapointing answer. I already know why mum takes it in the bum funnel

I really hope that v.2.0.1 beta has a "no-pulp" function. I'd definitely buy one then

you think? that's too bad. I was really hoping you and I could chip in on one together Quoted post what happened to your old one? or was that for your old room mate "PARTY'S OVER GUYS!"? or did you guys share? Quoted post [/b] hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaahhaahahahha BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAH LOLLSWTFUSHAHAHAHAH oh man... "parties over guys" -wait, what party? it's just rom and sara "I don't fucking care. it's fucking 5 in the morning and I have to be up for work in 3 hours" -it's only 3 "I don't care. your friends have got to leave. I'm sick and tired of your friends always being here" -but your friends were here last drinking all my beer "fuck this, I'm sick of this bullshit" -yo, didn't you just call mickey on his cellphone from the otherside of the house to tell him to turn it down? hahah. what a fucking cunt. I wouldn't share my used toilet paper with that wench. no less my ultra lap juicer 1000. you have to see the house now. it looks like a decor page from a wal-mart magazine. so trashy. aparently she got mickey to agree on painting their room pink! I wonder if he even has any balls left at all what a joke

you think? that's too bad. I was really hoping you and I could chip in on one together

is being able to contract/expand your asshole, in order to accomodate larger peniseses, considered a magic trick?

is being able to contract/expand your asshole, in order to accomodate larger peniseses, considered a magic trick?

well, that definitely explains it