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    As the vaj turns... today in 12oz...

    in Channel Zero

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    Re: Kleenex....

     

    FOR those of you confused let me run it down...

     

    Mams posts picture.

    hev demands access to the entire album

    mams folds under pressure from the press and congress.

    hev gets pass word.

    the phrase, "It was mamtasticle" is uttered in a ho nomo way

     

    questions? comments?

    As the vaj turns... today in 12oz...

    in Channel Zero

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    Re: Kleenex....

     

    mams whats the password to your photo bucket account so i can snoop around.. post here i promise as soon as i see it ill delete it. NO LIE. Ho NOMO.

     

    and I too have BBC news feeding im surprised this hasnt been covered in the international presses yets. if only there were a bucket involved.

    Knives

    in Channel Zero

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    the only knife i use is to butter my bread. KEEP the doe flowing heavy....

     

     

    leathermen are useful these other knives are a waste of doe...unless you camp and do outdoors man shit.

     

     

    i use my SAP gloves when i masturbate.

    SON PLEASE STOP THIS SHIT.

    in Channel Zero

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    for real people on the train b buggin everyday. How i saw kofi fresh from west africa on the train yesterday. my dud had headphones on his head that were connected to NOTHING, the cord went into his pocket, but was split so it also has an orange mini. My dude kept pulling out his wack phone and trying o make a show of pluggin the head phones into his phone which after the first time he know would work; my dude jsut needed to show the train he had a phone. mean while hes also continuously checkin his watch, nigga theres a clock on your phone, whos time you jsut checked, your watch is a digital casio painted gold, who are you fooling? And to TOP off the show my dude was in club mode dancing his ass off (air rappin) trying to grind up on every lady in his area on the train.

     

    so headphones plugged into to nothing, dancing like hes listening to the hot shit. Fake gold timex watch. finna grind core up on anything with boobs...

    Bitches I Hate

    in Channel Zero

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    Everything about her annoys the hell out of me.

     

    And she's FAR from funny. Or entertaining.

    the lone star state has retarded your funny... get that fixed and you to will love you some wanda ||ho nomo

    favors people do... that arent favors...

    in Channel Zero

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    favors that aint really favors?

    like insane overzealous girls that buy you coats with no knowledge of your personal taste, or even size, then ask to be paid back? ha.

     

    for the record hev, i didnt look in a single thing of yours while staying in your crib. also for the record, next time, your shits getting ran.

     

    you say that now cause you newly wifed up, but at the time it was slightly less wierd and slightly more awesome, "hev some chic was worried id die of cold so she hooked up a coat for me, only 30 bones no biggie"

    Hev said you say that now....

     

     

    you seen how i keep a house aint shit to snoop through its all spread out for god and the world to see... porn is clearly marked by the foideer name XXXPORN-here-XXX...

     

     

    the wack favors are more like when some one suggests (as a favor) to you that you try and get a seat with more leg room on a flight home from hong kong and that ends up with hev sitting next to a lecherous gay old dude and a retarded Chinese dude oh coughed on you enough to give you sars, and had a weird hand bendy gimpy affect

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