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not in india, its been killing me trying to get a car here, but thats over now. NANO and hevs good to grow. Kashmir watch out hevs passing thru! lets smoke'em peace pipe and get nice yall. I love Indians! the redskins used to be my team, and on the block they call me Hev-Lightfoot, cause i moves like an over weight dear, 'almost quite'.
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heavy has a Bazooka tube in the trunk:
shit is removable if you need the trunk space || and for my money and ear really rounds out the factory sound. If its not volume your looking for the bass tubes are not bad. Im sure audio snobs will laugh at me for it or whatever, but my shit bumps on the inside || and thats cool for me HEv dont need the world bouncing wif me, i bounce hard enough alone || (ladies this is not a masturbation reference please sleep with me).
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8balls increase your base
1st.
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well for 2500 you have to expect some cut backs... shit still better then a family of four rolling on a mo-ped
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i was taken to the hospital in a cherry red pinto my landlord own after her great-dane bit me in the *&^@ as a child... Since then ive had a soft spot pf pintos since they saved my life.
I like pocket sized cars too in theory but in practice im not fitting into them and it suck when a motor cycle blocks your view of whats ahead of you on the road.
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Staten island can sure use the press... maybe get you a few useful train lines and the rest fo NY will come for a visit, that way youll have a lot more criminal access to your shit.
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Damn, it's changed a lot. I hate the best show on TV. Where the fuck is Randy?
snitches get stitches, but didn't he end up in foster care of the cop who was forced to retire over hamsterdam? think so.
episode 2 is good, im really annoyed that this is the beginning of the end.
Michaels getting shot this season i can feel it, hes realizing hes not cut out for the hustle hes to smart for the streets.
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i believe its 2500 new...
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they also make a car called 'indica'
ABOUT THE NANO, aka the people car:
Speaking at the unveiling ceremony at the 9th Auto Expo in New Delhi, Mr. Ratan N. Tata said, “I observed families riding on two-wheelers – the father driving the scooter, his young kid standing in front of him, his wife seated behind him holding a little baby. It led me to wonder whether one could conceive of a safe, affordable, all-weather form of transport for such a family. Tata Motors’ engineers and designers gave their all for about four years to realise this goal. Today, we indeed have a People’s Car, which is affordable and yet built to meet safety requirements and emission norms, to be fuel efficient and low on emissions. We are happy to present the People’s Car to India and we hope it brings the joy, pride and utility of owning a car to many families who need personal mobility.”Stylish, comfortable
The People’s Car, designed with a family in mind, has a roomy passenger compartment with generous leg space and head room. It can comfortably seat four persons. Four doors with high seating position make ingress and egress easy.
tata also has a sweet 'almost real' website.
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ho nomo as far as im concerned as long and the records are moved do it how you feel it should be done ||
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for real though youre on the short list for the next move, so you have that to look forward too, 20 12/12inch boxes of vinyl has your name all over it son dukes, you cant lift like a beast an think youre not getting called on in class kid.
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im jsut saying for a paycheck i can help. And not in that, 'let me do you a favor' way (fuck i just got meta and cross-referenced my own shit.)
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I dont go through peoples bedrooms thats fucked up. Do you go into their bathrooms and see what type of medication they're on?
the truth presents itself to those who choose to seek it. yes medicine cabinet it second after the bedroom.
I totally am on board with the moving thing. I remember having my man over to help move and i ended up giving my dude tons of paint and at the end of the day I had to carry the paint up stairs to get it to his car. He moved nothing in 3 hours of helping just showed up to jaw (J*@s im looking at you bud!). My man crones on the other hand shows up ready to work- good looks homebrosef!
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12oz help me help them help you!
ZUNE hire me today. I want to be your shameless shill.
FUCK AN IPOD, yes i have 3, but that with standing they dont need my help. Zune on the other hand, could use the help of the design and marketing house of HEV & LOX Design Crib™.
But really, i know i can reach your potential audience better or then you are now, Dogs returning with more then the paper? Really? Come on, dog, dogs are over.
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This is an issue. when certain busy body, but well intentioned folks do you 'favors' that are not really favors. this generally happens when fools THINK they know you and thus to just be nice they step out on a limb and fuck you with a smile...And then hev's the asshole when he politely lets you know your NOT helping...
Dont ask my boss if shorts are office appropriate, thats not helping me, if i wanted to know Id ask. My plans is to find out while wearing them. I believe in DO FIRST ASK FOR FORGIVENESS LATER.
Yes im looking for an apt, NO i dont want to live below one your wack ass friends even though its a fucking good deal... YOURE NOT helping me.
WTF people mind your business and well get along fine, i say this full well knowing i pry into everyones business around me, if the doors open Hevs coming in ||. Dont leave me in your house if you dont want me making a B-line to your bedroom to see whats up, second room being the bathroom.
rejoice that this is the first of 5 useless thread ideas i had on the way to work this morning. lets get this started....
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or jsut leave some shit at home or the office or school theres no reason with the internet you need to transport so much shit, its like walking around loaded down with water bottles, Where are you going that you expect to need som much water on the way and might they not have some when you get there?
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the cone of silence is the best spy device ever. Plus its site specific thus its use will never get in the way as Hev travel the city world streets.
Device Transgressions:
- Slow walking:
this is when some jackass is slow walking in front of you while they engage in
their devicifornication™. Just step the fuck aside.
- swerve walking:
these are the fools the always managed to swever int he direction you try and
pass them. Like fuckin reverse front magnets. If i step in fornt of the bus will
you too?Please. you first.
- Door way lingerer:
this is a subway/elevator this. Fool linger in the doorway so you: miss the
train (thanks Fuckos), Miss your stop (That DS is gonna visit your colon hows
that for interactive?), The fool who are slow.swerve walking into and or
around a doorway area.
- Line Fucktards:
these are the people who spend 20 minutes in line in front of your talking, or
otherwise engaded in bullshit while they could be looking at the menu or
gaining some sort of clue as to what the fuck they came to the store for in the
first place. FUCK starbucks They coffee and um COFFEE, let GO.
by all means,,,
- Slow walking:
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2008 time to set it str8, 1/2 stepping gets your device mashed up.
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Dear Fellow citizen consumers
Okay, so let it be first said, hev enjoys devices (||, keep it above the waste now fool) much like
the next man. Hev sees how they have augmented the world we live in and can make huge strides
making more efficient our daily operations (gangStarr hold your head). That being said you fuckos
are in my fucking way all day with your world sized focus just large enough to fit only you and the
device you have at the time. I am a peaceful dude, ras keep it kool, but you all are seriously
getting the lion Vex. Suitcases with wheels were bad enough, scuff my shoe, you will lose! FUCK
YOU TRIP, most of yall are going to work or school, seriously do you need to transport that much
shit everyday? that you need it to be on wheels? humans evolved to the point we could carry shit,
now we back to draggin it? FUCK out of here; but i digress.
Now hev know, some of these devices cost loot, not all of you are in the game and getting shit on
the hustle, Hev, hisself has been know to drop real money on shit at the store. SO after spending
this money to upgrade your image in most cases and real lives in a few, do you not think maybe
stepping to the side of the platform, the edge of the sidewalk, the wall of the hallway, aside or
ahead in line to get served at your favorite dub spot, might be, not only considerate but maybe a
lil respectful and mindful of your money costing device?
Never minding the fact that i got shit to do places to be, excuses to make for not having work done
that dont involve the truth about your ignant ass getting vicked over some dumb shit. Please, can
you just Luda for me already and MOVE? Soon i will start five finger denying your shit like im MJ
stealing points from you noob rookies fresh from college ball who don't know shit about the game.
You will find your 800$ one piece reversed, 800 pieces worth one dollar.
PLEASE::: before Hev has to change his name to Felony Phill, wake the fuck up and pay attention
Dumbies. If your walking down the street texting and i face mush you to the ground dont look at
me like i didnt warn you, "awe Heavy i dint know the rule was in effect now! you aint have to do
all that!" For you bitches i am sending this out as a text msg to, i know yall fruity asses will read it
then. fuck.
recap:
if you own a device that allows you to loose focus as you move through public be prepared,
if your not mindful and considerate, to be awoken and put back to sleep in one foul earth shattering
move, brought to you by all the love Hev has.
I love you nigga, now, get up and walk away.
Love always Hev XOXOXOX||
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NFN but zek has really stepped his game up over 2007. BIG IT UP PAPA!
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seriously how does a photo of a frozen moment affect the work he did?
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thread of hte Ghey...
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gota respect when dudes roll 'game humble'.
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Not gonna lie, as much as Glik e-dislikes me but doesn't remember if I saw dude in real life I wouldn't try to make enemies with him.
whats great is you dont have to do anything to make the list, dude is an equal opportunity hater/disliker/wannaPunchYouInThFaceOner...
But hev still keeps it real and says the unpopular shit.
The Wire: Season 5
in Channel Zero
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nah it was the other light skinned dude, with curly hair.