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I know man. I hope I'm not destined to be one of those annoying neighborhood drunks. The kind that are in the bar at noon nursing a beer.

Bro, That video rapes shit.

How about we fist fight? Cause I'd like to give you some drama with the blonde bomber.

nah man, i've got free time to work on my portfolio and tis about it.

Sutter Ave. Drunks Association. P.S. I'm down with every Central American in this cunt.

You're being a real jerk.

Live vicariously through me baby...

How's about ya blow me eh?

Nah. Once I was so drunk that I pee'd on some chick.

*I dealt it. Made 100 plus tips. Wifey has had it up to here.

Seriously...I have a drinking problem.

My whole family is fucked. I need a job A.S.A.P. We're fucked. I was able to eat last week because of a charity poker tournament in Maspeth. I need serious help.

OWNED Quoted post [/b] THE DARKIES DID IT!

I have a little problem with you not fucking me. Need the dough now.

Aussie Aussie Aussie. OI OI OI. So underrated. Suffocated.

Good job fucking this one up.

My boy and and I went to go take a general inventory of things for this new poker room I'm gonna be managing. We moved some boxes into a side room to make more space in one room and one box was full of black velour girls track suits. My boss sees this and says: "Hey you guys' interested in any of this shit?...I got these and haven't been able to 'move' 'em...ga'head...look at 'em! They're JUICY!! That's expensive shit man!" Like, who solicits two grown men to buy Juicy velour girls tracksuits? Did he really think we wanted to buy some gully-ass, dusty fuckin Juicy Couture track suits from some random card board box? It's like "Here honey, my boss offered me some merchandise he wanted to unload, so I picked you up a dirty, musty, velour tracksuit!"

Kristen- my first Shannon - prom night Liz- one night stand Rachel- met her at disney world. nipple rings. Jenn #1 Sarah- nicest teats Kendal- nicest eyes Christina- current girlfriend Michelle- her mom walked into her room at 8 am with my naked ass in her daughter's bed. Pamela- regret this one Jenn #2 I might be forgetting one or two. I'm not proud of this. :(

T.................

That toy machine video was insanity. What was that like 1996? There was a maple video that came out around that time that was terribly underrated. I remember I found a copy of 411 volume 1 in some bicycle shop back in 96'. I wigged out and bought it. It was like 90 minutes long and was pretty entertaining. Featured a contest at the brooklyn banks with kids going nuts. there was a scene of them hopping up on a moving bus and hitting it up. Damn what else came out back then...

oh yeah? I've never played. By the way I thoroughly enjoyed your tale in the teenage asshole thread. Got quite a chuckle out of it.

whatevs.

minds it is. just post it when youve got it

I'll do something with you man. I just don't have time for something elaborate right now. Make it 5 letters. No coloring.