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I'll try. In all honesty, this reply was comforting. A little rub on the back is just what the doctor ordered right about now.

This was over in Portugal. I swam out to this awesome sandbar today and me and the lifegaurd were chatting about Brazil. Quite disappointed the Rio trip got scrapped. It's all love though baby.

hey I hope you guys aren't annoyed by my antics right now. I'm drunk and I just feel like venting. Does that make me a bad guy? I hope not. If I'm coming off as a prick then I'm sorry. I had a nice talk today with some strangers. I love you all.

HERE IS ME WITH MY DICK OUT. Yeah, that is the sort of classy act that I am. Today I had my toes in the sand and my prick in my hand. I miss wifey. She interns in Seacaucus, NJ now. ok that was a little much.

HAHAHHA IS THIS A BLOG! RAPE ME!

Hey some more bullshit! I took these.

You've gotta admit..... I point a nice finger.

Hey look, I'm a 21 year-old and this is the type of shit I do at house parties when my girlfriend isn't around. I belong in a hospital.

I seriously am a huge dickhead. Like, I'm too fuckin lazy to drive in the rain?

What'd I do this week? I fuckin signed up for bartending school. Bailed on a date with wifey. Got so drunk I had to leave the bar at 11:45. Blew away $115 on Party Poker last night. Strong-armed some asshole. Swam out to a nice sand bar...with a nice fuckin load on. I am the toughest person there is. Is anyone else sick of going on dates at the seaport? I fuckin am.

HA! Hell yes. You should see that area now. The whole revitalization thing is in full effect. Give it 5 more years and it'll look pretty decent. Come January, I'll be a resident of po-town no longer.

And you had to ruin the streak by making THIS thread, didn't you. Quoted post [/b] Maybe I should've clarified that my original post was in sarcasm. I've been amazed at how outrageously ridiculous threads have been recently. I no longer need to actually enter threads to get my jollies. All I have to do is look at titles. Maybe cause everyone is off from school/work that we've given up all brain function. I love it though.

sticky tent

Then I take it your great-granny is dead!! ZINGGAHHHH!

hahahaha! This my friend, is a certified gem!

I'f there was a smiley of me smiling, drooling, and shitting my pants all at once.......then I'd use it in response to this.

Has anyone else been privvy to the absolutely amazing threads popping up in the past few days? The types of threads that have been created/bumped from 4 years ago in recent times have been positively great. Let's take a look at some of the gems that have popped up recently: "toughest thing youve ever seen..." "help- i burned my girlfriends cooter" "craziest thing a black person has ever said to you" "Man caught having sex with Sheep" "What is the worst that has happened in a fight?" Amazing yes?

Kristen- my first Shannon - prom night Liz- one night stand Rachel- met her at disney world. nipple rings. Jenn #1 Sarah- nicest teats Kendal- nicest eyes Christina- current girlfriend Michelle- her mom walked into her room at 8 am with my naked ass in her daughter's bed. Pamela- regret this one Jenn #2 I might be forgetting one or two. I'm not proud of this. :(

T.................

That toy machine video was insanity. What was that like 1996? There was a maple video that came out around that time that was terribly underrated. I remember I found a copy of 411 volume 1 in some bicycle shop back in 96'. I wigged out and bought it. It was like 90 minutes long and was pretty entertaining. Featured a contest at the brooklyn banks with kids going nuts. there was a scene of them hopping up on a moving bus and hitting it up. Damn what else came out back then...

oh yeah? I've never played. By the way I thoroughly enjoyed your tale in the teenage asshole thread. Got quite a chuckle out of it.

whatevs.

minds it is. just post it when youve got it

I'll do something with you man. I just don't have time for something elaborate right now. Make it 5 letters. No coloring.