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I'll try. In all honesty, this reply was comforting. A little rub on the back is just what the doctor ordered right about now.

This was over in Portugal. I swam out to this awesome sandbar today and me and the lifegaurd were chatting about Brazil. Quite disappointed the Rio trip got scrapped. It's all love though baby.

hey I hope you guys aren't annoyed by my antics right now. I'm drunk and I just feel like venting. Does that make me a bad guy? I hope not. If I'm coming off as a prick then I'm sorry. I had a nice talk today with some strangers. I love you all.

HERE IS ME WITH MY DICK OUT. Yeah, that is the sort of classy act that I am. Today I had my toes in the sand and my prick in my hand. I miss wifey. She interns in Seacaucus, NJ now. ok that was a little much.

HAHAHHA IS THIS A BLOG! RAPE ME!

Hey some more bullshit! I took these.

You've gotta admit..... I point a nice finger.

Hey look, I'm a 21 year-old and this is the type of shit I do at house parties when my girlfriend isn't around. I belong in a hospital.

I seriously am a huge dickhead. Like, I'm too fuckin lazy to drive in the rain?

What'd I do this week? I fuckin signed up for bartending school. Bailed on a date with wifey. Got so drunk I had to leave the bar at 11:45. Blew away $115 on Party Poker last night. Strong-armed some asshole. Swam out to a nice sand bar...with a nice fuckin load on. I am the toughest person there is. Is anyone else sick of going on dates at the seaport? I fuckin am.

HA! Hell yes. You should see that area now. The whole revitalization thing is in full effect. Give it 5 more years and it'll look pretty decent. Come January, I'll be a resident of po-town no longer.

And you had to ruin the streak by making THIS thread, didn't you. Quoted post [/b] Maybe I should've clarified that my original post was in sarcasm. I've been amazed at how outrageously ridiculous threads have been recently. I no longer need to actually enter threads to get my jollies. All I have to do is look at titles. Maybe cause everyone is off from school/work that we've given up all brain function. I love it though.

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Then I take it your great-granny is dead!! ZINGGAHHHH!

hahahaha! This my friend, is a certified gem!

I'f there was a smiley of me smiling, drooling, and shitting my pants all at once.......then I'd use it in response to this.

Has anyone else been privvy to the absolutely amazing threads popping up in the past few days? The types of threads that have been created/bumped from 4 years ago in recent times have been positively great. Let's take a look at some of the gems that have popped up recently: "toughest thing youve ever seen..." "help- i burned my girlfriends cooter" "craziest thing a black person has ever said to you" "Man caught having sex with Sheep" "What is the worst that has happened in a fight?" Amazing yes?

Kristen- my first Shannon - prom night Liz- one night stand Rachel- met her at disney world. nipple rings. Jenn #1 Sarah- nicest teats Kendal- nicest eyes Christina- current girlfriend Michelle- her mom walked into her room at 8 am with my naked ass in her daughter's bed. Pamela- regret this one Jenn #2 I might be forgetting one or two. I'm not proud of this. :(

yeah that's up for this weekend. i've gotta wait til saturday b/c the woman really wants to see it. i might just buy it. i've got this thing at blockbuster for either 20 or 25 dollars and you get unlimited movies all month. you take out two at a time and when you want new ones you just switch them for another two. pretty worth it.

Yeah bro I read that in the special features part of the DVD. It said that his killing wasn't politically motivated & that the Asian gang just wanted the locket around his neck. It was a locket that had the only picture of his murdered wife and he vowed he would never part with it. The movie came out in 1984 and he was killed in 1998 in a parking garage.

Thats sick man. I'll definitely look that book up though. On another note, there's a movie similiar to what you're talking about called City of Ghosts. It was also very fucking excellent. It was also set in Cambodia and it is also extremely awesome. Soundtrack is great too. Editorial Reviews Amazon.com Despite its brief theatrical release and dismal box-office returns, City of Ghosts marked an impressive directorial debut for Matt Dillon. While transplanting a film noir plot to exotic locations that John Huston might've found inviting, Dillon plays to his strengths as an actor, casting himself as a con artist with a guilty conscience, traveling to Cambodia to locate his unscrupulous mentor and partner (James Caan) and extricate himself from a career of bilking innocent victims. The dangerous territory includes a two-faced schemer (Stellan Skarsgård), a burly French hotelier (Gerard Depardieu), and an alluring architectural restorer (Natascha McElhone) tossed in for obligatory love interest, and Dillon (with cowriter and Wild at Heart author Barry Gifford) creates an engrossing sense of escalating danger as his character sinks into a quagmire of personal and political corruption. Humid atmosphere and colorful scenery add depth and texture to the film's familiar pulp-fictional trappings, suggesting a promising new direction for Dillon's offbeat career. --Jeff Shannon

I rented The Killing Fields from Blockbuster the other day and just got around to watching it this afternoon. The movie came out in 1984 and I can't believe I've never heard of it until last week. When it finished I was in shock as to how great of a movie this is. As soon as you get a chance go buy it. Seriously. It takes place in 1970's Cambodia & chronicles the story of an American journalist and a Cambodian journalist who acts as his guide. Go get it & check out the special features when you're done. An attempt by Khmer Rouge leader Pol Pot to form a Communist peasant farming society resulted in the deaths of 25 percent of the country's population from starvation, overwork and executions. Pol Pot was born in 1925 (as Saloth Sar) into a farming family in central Cambodia, which was then part of French Indochina. In 1949, at age 20, he traveled to Paris on a scholarship to study radio electronics but became absorbed in Marxism and neglected his studies. He lost his scholarship and returned to Cambodia in 1953 and joined the underground Communist movement. The following year, Cambodia achieved full independence from France and was then ruled by a royal monarchy. By 1962, Pol Pot had become leader of the Cambodian Communist Party and was forced to flee into the jungle to escape the wrath of Prince Norodom Sihanouk, leader of Cambodia. In the jungle, Pol Pot formed an armed resistance movement that became known as the Khmer Rouge (Red Cambodians) and waged a guerrilla war against Sihanouk's government. In 1970, Prince Sihanouk was ousted, not by Pol Pot, but due to a U.S.-backed right-wing military coup. An embittered Sihanouk retaliated by joining with Pol Pot, his former enemy, in opposing Cambodia's new military government. That same year, the U.S. invaded Cambodia to expel the North Vietnamese from their border encampments, but instead drove them deeper into Cambodia where they allied themselves with the Khmer Rouge. From 1969 until 1973, the U.S. intermittently bombed North Vietnamese sanctuaries in eastern Cambodia, killing up to 150,000 Cambodian peasants. As a result, peasants fled the countryside by the hundreds of thousands and settled in Cambodia's capital city, Phnom Penh. All of these events resulted in economic and military destabilization in Cambodia and a surge of popular support for Pol Pot. By 1975, the U.S. had withdrawn its troops from Vietnam. Cambodia's government, plagued by corruption and incompetence, also lost its American military support. Taking advantage of the opportunity, Pol Pot's Khmer Rouge army, consisting of teenage peasant guerrillas, marched into Phnom Penh and on April 17 effectively seized control of Cambodia. Once in power, Pol Pot began a radical experiment to create an agrarian utopia inspired in part by Mao Zedong's Cultural Revolution which he had witnessed first-hand during a visit to Communist China. Mao's "Great Leap Forward" economic program included forced evacuations of Chinese cities and the purging of "class enemies." Pol Pot would now attempt his own "Super Great Leap Forward" in Cambodia, which he renamed the Democratic Republic of Kampuchea. He began by declaring, "This is Year Zero," and that society was about to be "purified." Capitalism, Western culture, city life, religion, and all foreign influences were to be extinguished in favor of an extreme form of peasant Communism. All foreigners were thus expelled, embassies closed, and any foreign economic or medical assistance was refused. The use of foreign languages was banned. Newspapers and television stations were shut down, radios and bicycles confiscated, and mail and telephone usage curtailed. Money was forbidden. All businesses were shuttered, religion banned, education halted, health care eliminated, and parental authority revoked. Thus Cambodia was sealed off from the outside world. All of Cambodia's cities were then forcibly evacuated. At Phnom Penh, two million inhabitants were evacuated on foot into the countryside at gunpoint. As many as 20,000 died along the way. Millions of Cambodians accustomed to city life were now forced into slave labor in Pol Pot's "killing fields" where they soon began dying from overwork, malnutrition and disease, on a diet of one tin of rice (180 grams) per person every two days. Workdays in the fields began around 4 a.m. and lasted until 10 p.m., with only two rest periods allowed during the 18 hour day, all under the armed supervision of young Khmer Rouge soldiers eager to kill anyone for the slightest infraction. Starving people were forbidden to eat the fruits and rice they were harvesting. After the rice crop was harvested, Khmer Rouge trucks would arrive and confiscate the entire crop. Ten to fifteen families lived together with a chairman at the head of each group. All work decisions were made by the armed supervisors with no participation from the workers who were told, "Whether you live or die is not of great significance." Every tenth day was a day of rest. There were also three days off during the Khmer New Year festival. Throughout Cambodia, deadly purges were conducted to eliminate remnants of the "old society" - the educated, the wealthy, Buddhist monks, police, doctors, lawyers, teachers, and former government officials. Ex-soldiers were killed along with their wives and children. Anyone suspected of disloyalty to Pol Pot, including eventually many Khmer Rouge leaders, was shot or bludgeoned with an ax. "What is rotten must be removed," a Khmer Rouge slogan proclaimed. In the villages, unsupervised gatherings of more than two persons were forbidden. Young people were taken from their parents and placed in communals. They were later married in collective ceremonies involving hundreds of often-unwilling couples. Up to 20,000 persons were tortured into giving false confessions at Tuol Sleng, a school in Phnom Penh which had been converted into a jail. Elsewhere, suspects were often shot on the spot before any questioning. Ethnic groups were attacked including the three largest minorities; the Vietnamese, Chinese, and Cham Muslims, along with twenty other smaller groups. Fifty percent of the estimated 425,000 Chinese living in Cambodia in 1975 perished. Khmer Rouge also forced Muslims to eat pork and shot those who refused. On December 25, 1978, Vietnam launched a full-scale invasion of Cambodia seeking to end Khmer Rouge border attacks. On January 7, 1979, Phnom Penh fell and Pol Pot was deposed. The Vietnamese then installed a puppet government consisting of Khmer Rouge defectors. Pol Pot retreated into Thailand with the remnants of his Khmer Rouge army and began a guerrilla war against a succession of Cambodian governments lasting over the next 17 years. After a series of internal power struggles in the 1990s, he finally lost control of the Khmer Rouge. In April 1998, 73-year-old Pol Pot died of an apparent heart attack following his arrest, before he could be brought to trial by an international tribunal for the events of 1975-79.

The one on the right reminds me exactly of my woman...only the one in the pic has a little darker hair...and wifey is alot more gorgey in the face. I love my beautiful beach baby. I like girls that have the emo look or whatever...some are cute. But you can't beat a nice blonde baby laying in the sand who will laugh at all your jokes and cuddle real close. feel meh?

Two popular poker clubs folded after a six-month sting operation put officers "all in" Thursday night, yielding 39 arrests and more than $100,000, police said Friday. Complaints of illegal gambling prompted police to infiltrate the Playstation Club at 6 W. 14th St. and the New York Players Club at 200 W. 72nd St. in November, said Lt. Pasquale Morena, commanding officer of the Vice Unit Special Investigations team. "These are two of the largest poker casinos in the city," he said. The tables, which generally featured Texas Hold 'em, the current game du jour, had prize pools upwards of $10,000, and a diverse clientele, police said. Both clubs operated by generating a profit from each game, sometimes taking a portion of the pot, other times charging a $4 or $5 fee every half hour for players to keep their seats, police said. In each place, there were about 12 tables seating 10 per table, police said. "It's not illegal to play poker, only to profit from it," Morena said, indicating that the state does not sanction gambling activity outside of Off Track Betting and lottery games. Morena said both clubs, which had engraved chip sets with logos on them, were generating about $20,000 to $30,000 a night. Both were upscale, with the 72nd Street operation featuring valet parking and massages for the stiff-necked gamblers. Each generally stayed open from 1 p.m. to 6 a.m, except on weekends, when they never closed, police said. Players usually needed sponsorship by an established regular to enter, but other times, according to authorities, admission guidelines were loose. Dealers worked mainly on tips, but also received medical benefits, Morena said. Each club was raided at 11 p.m. Thursday night. Morena said most of the players, none of whom was arrested, appeared glad that it was the police, not robbers, storming in. "They thought they were getting robbed," he said. "From a few comments I heard . . . 'Lucky it's the cops.' " One man who showed up at Playstation Friday was upset to see a sign on the door indicating it was closed. The man said he has made $3,500 since January and was counting on making more during the summer. "I'll have to play online, which I don't like," said the 60-year-old part-time teacher, who declined to give his name. The man said the clubs featured no alcohol, drugs or cheating. "It's a really clean place. Anybody that's rough, they throw them out," he said. A Wall Street lawyer who also showed up Friday said he believed celebrities were frequenting the games, which were easy to find. "These places are not that hidden," he said. "I think they are relatively harmless." The 39 people arrested were charged with promoting gambling and possession of gambling devices, both misdemeanors punishable by up to a year in jail, Morena said. No one answered a phone number posted on the door at 14th Street. http://www.nynewsday.com/news/printedition...0,5461524.story ------------------------------------------------------------ I've never played at playstation or the player's club, but I'm a member at APC. My boy has been playing at the player's club alot recently and was about to head over when he got a call from a waitress and warned him about the bust. Everyone lost everything they had sitting in front of them...no if's and's or but's about it. One dude had over 6 grand sitting in front of him and a minute later it's evidence. I feel terrible for these dudes. This poker room i went to on long island was packed last night with all dudes who were players at these clubs. In other news, I graduated college last week. I've gotta go back in the fall for 4 more classes, as do 2 of my friends. We've yet to find an apartment and are being pretty fucking lazy about finding one. There is a silver lining in returning for one more semester and that would be the wifey. She's going to be a senior so at least i won't have to jackass upstate to visit every week or so for five months. I'm enjoying a real stiff vodka & cranberry right now, awaiting the arrival of two of my boys. My best friends bro is spinning tonight at some place in brooklyn so we're gonna head over there and act like lunatic drunks. We partied fuckin hard after graduation last week. dropped a ton of money but i start work this week so it's not too big of a hit. We got a table at that place marquee. Shit was pretty dope. Wife and I had a blast, as did everyone else...until we got the $1600 bar tab. it was worth it though. we're all making money doing our respective things. my boy's dad just put his life on the line and scraped enough money together for his son to open up his own pizzeria. it's a nice place and i see it doing really well if he can keep his emotions under control. anyway, i haven't posted in mad long and i just felt like sayin what up & doing some babbling. peace.

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