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About a month back I was playing online poker and me and this kid started bullshitting. Turns out he lives in my old neighborhood. We found out that we've been going to the same card clubs around new york and he invited me to a poker tournament at some bar last saturday. I met the dude and he was mad chill. We're probably gonna go party in the next few weeks. My story is pretty mundane, but I want to hear some interesting tales about people you've met via the internet.

Probably...you gonna be on the east coast?

Nice man. The bar is a blast. Make sure you aren't a DD.

Yeah anyone who's around, I'm gonna be bartending tonight (Friday the 29th) @ Central Ales on central ave. in valley stream. It's exit 13 south off the southern state. The addy is like 244 Central Ave. Draught brews are 1.50 and well drinks are 3.50 It's just me and some 22 year old spanish dude named German running the jernt. I wanna have a regular fuckin romp-a-room there tomorrow eve so come down for cheap liqour & beer. extra points if you bring down a pen and pad....

yo i can't wait until the chick whos flicks i stole sees this profile

you need to cool out there charlie brown. until i see some grade-A material from you, leave the duping to the big boys.

I had to repost this.

Yo I'm gonna fuckin prank wifey with this shit. Make sure none of you freaks interfere with what i send her. I'll post it later.

I'm really a guy. I've been thinking about fucking you non-stop. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Eric Date: Jul 28, 2005 1:05 PM wtf are u talkin about?? I dont like the way you're talkin 2 me anymore! I thought u were nice at first, but I'm not so sure anymore! ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jenn Date: Jul 28, 2005 12:57 PM the only way your gettin any nudie pics big boy is if you let me take a razor to your dirty brown dick and i get to lacerate the fuck out of you 3 inch shaft. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Eric Date: Jul 28, 2005 12:31 PM na girl........... I dont do that shit! you can give me a hand job or a blow job, but nothin in my ass! Well babe, I gotta go, so I'll ttyl........... and how about those nude pics?? ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jenn Date: Jul 28, 2005 12:29 PM cmon baby i love to finger guys stinkholes...have the old fist-a-cuffs with their dirty bumholes....maybe even fuck them with a strap-on LoLzZzzz!!!

yo someone go into the account...i'm getting more solicitations for cyber-sex than one man can possibly handle! the email is- ouncemyspace@yahoo.com pw- 12ounce

yeah i'm going to sleep. for anyone who wants to fuck around : username: ouncemyspace@yahoo.com pw: 12ounce

HAHAHAHA!!!! you have to get them into something deep and them tell them you are a bloke. Quoted post [/b] yeah bro this guy still doesn't understand the whole thing was a joke. "hey, there's Bjorn Borg sticking a racket up John McEnroe's asscrack!! how hard does that fuckin make you baybeeeee!!! AGGHHHH CUM ALL OVER THE COURT YOU FIEND!!!!" i said this to him and he still doesn't fuckin realize... by the way whoever is doing the fraternity convo is fuckin hysterical

lol that was 2 much babe ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jenn Date: Jul 28, 2005 2:25 AM you fucked me in the ass and i shat on your dick. you have human shit on your chafed red dick. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: ::one mans curse:: Date: Jul 28, 2005 2:24 AM IM about to cum baby tell me more MORE MORE

Awesome one: OOH yes im gonna come all over you baby ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jenn Date: Jul 28, 2005 2:19 AM omg yesssss i fuckin love you fucking the shit out of mee!!! hey, there's Bjorn Borg sticking a racket up John McEnroe's asscrack!! how hard does that fuckin make you baybeeeee!!! AGGHHHH CUM ALL OVER THE COURT YOU FIEND!!!! ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: ::one mans curse:: Date: Jul 28, 2005 2:18 AM OH YES and at the same time im grabbin ur tits and squeezing them OMG im so hard ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jenn Date: Jul 28, 2005 2:15 AM Ok baby were still bent over the net....here comes Martina Navratilova who puts one leg up on the net and i just start going to town on that snatch of hers while you keep fucking me from behind ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: ::one mans curse:: Date: Jul 28, 2005 2:12 AM OH YES BABY ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jenn Date: Jul 28, 2005 2:10 AM oh my god yesss...now you take your hard dick out and work it slowly down to my tight pink asshole...we don't even need lube cuz we're so sweaty... ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: ::one mans curse:: Date: Jul 28, 2005 2:08 AM i would grab u and pull ur underwear down and bend u over the net and start fucking u hard right in the middle of the day where everyone can see but i dont care cuz all my focus is on u i just keep goin harder and harder and HARDER and DEEPER AND DEEPER AND FASTER AND FASTER ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jenn Date: Jul 28, 2005 2:07 AM oooh ok you hard-dicked fuck fiend...i'd want you to fuck me doggystyle on a hot tennis court

haha synaps bro you better start taking care of shit with the novelist....he's none too happy with you. "y do u take so long to reply im not really getting hard nemore cuz its like a half our before u write back "

awesome.

hahaha i know bro i'm dying. the kid never responded back. i love how he kept going even after i busted out: "strut those abs right up and start to hump me and my little clam... keep in mind that's hump me...pronounced wit da 'umpty'"

----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jenn Date: Jul 28, 2005 3:21 AM oh yeah boy cmon now jam that genoa salami right into my throbbing hot snatch...thrust that ol' dick in and out like you were drilling for oil baby! cmon lower those gas prices you hard dicked maniac! ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: pussy licker Date: Jul 28, 2005 1:19 AM oh yeah im lookn at ur tits and that fine ass while im stroking my big hard dick with my shirt off, ooohhhh i wish i could pull off ur panties and let u feel my cock ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jenn Date: Jul 28, 2005 3:17 AM oh yeah poppa...take a look a my pic while you beat that delicioso dick of of yours. strut those abs right up and start to hump me and my little clam... keep in mind that's hump me...pronounced wit da 'umpty' ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: pussy licker Date: Jul 28, 2005 1:14 AM my dick is hard right now and im so horny i just wanna fuck a nice clit ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jenn Date: Jul 28, 2005 3:11 AM oh yeah boy slide a little to the right and please allow me to start crankin' on your ol' fuggin maypole.... ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: pussy licker Date: Jul 28, 2005 1:09 AM ohhh yeah id love to spread ur legs slowly and kiss down ur thighs then stick my tongue in hot wet pussy ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jenn Date: Jul 28, 2005 3:07 AM ohh yeah you little pussy licker.... how's about you mosey on ova hea and take a gander at my cunt... ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: pussy licker Date: Jul 28, 2005 1:06 AM yes rub ur clit get it all nice and wet, i just started rubbing my cock while looking at that pic of your ass lol true! hay can you do me a fave? when you respond to these things can you do it the way i do? i makes it easeir for me to keep track of what wree talkin bout! so anyway....i just started rubbin' my wet clit... a nasty man, would a nasty man have abs like me im not a nasty man im ur orange county or oc stud

hahaha holy shit...my man wrote you a fucking novel

i seriously expect you to go buckwild with 'josh'

wus up jenn this is F.T. thanks 4 adding me 2 ur myspace it meas at comeing from a HOT GIRL like u. u look so hot in ur pics...is it true god left a HOT GIRL like u on my myspace yes it is true.ok i am going 2 let u get back 2 what u were doing ok byebye and much LOVE

i seriously can't believe this kid is still into this shit. the terms i've used in our cyber sex session so far: 'mosey on ova hea' 'take a gander at my cunt' 'please allow me to start crankin' on your ol' fuggin maypole.... ' 'hump me and my little clam... keep in mine that's hump me...pronounced wit da 'umpty' ' 'cmon lower those gas prices you hard dicked maniac! '

haha aight bro go to it... the convo with the pussy licka is turning out to be a classic!

dude i've got a real funny one going on with the pussy licka right now...

----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Chris Date: Jul 28, 2005 1:08 AM OmG r0xx0rzz, that sounds like teh win! ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jenn Date: Jul 28, 2005 1:06 AM yeah lol!! i can fuck your ugly ass from the behind LOLZORZ! ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Chris Date: Jul 28, 2005 1:05 AM omg that is perfect, we can dual. :-p ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jenn Date: Jul 28, 2005 1:04 AM omg that is the perfect size...it's almost as big as mine. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Chris Date: Jul 28, 2005 12:56 AM sounds nice, wish i could be there helping out. if you were online i'd show you my nice cock, i had it hard when i took the pic. a little over eight inches. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jenn Date: Jul 28, 2005 12:54 AM lol don't be silly...i'm actually playin' with my pussy right now lol...shhh!