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you guys are courier jocking?! man the northwest is prohomo

tge2008

feet flat! heels down. pros not doing it are either lazy or caught up in the moment. i seriously think over and over, heels down, heels down, heels down. i see it as a toy indicator along w/ certain brands of bikes and set ups. <---cover judger

i done did that spot already my du. on to the next. bopset globetrotter

yeah man i know, im just playing

i have the gross ache flu i think. im not puking or shitting (thank god) but my insides and joints are in excrutiating pain. this shit sucks. fucking dirt ass flu bug.

had mines 6 years now and no problems. haha

haha, you dudes steady trying to call me out on some old shit. fyi kids, that ratio has changed now that im old. 50:19 and im so fucking ashamed to be riding that bike around. its turned into an embarrasment w/ all these fisher price toys out there. i keep it for nostalgia. anyways, im crabby and sick as a dog. but on the real, fixed is bad for your knees.

well known fixed gear off the track will destroy your knees. proper perfect fit helps to slow that but its inevitable. stop wishing. your knees will fail because of stupid fixed gear bikes.

if your knees hurt riding a fixed gear stop riding fixed. fucking simple son

man i hate reading helmet save stories. now i'll wear mine for another 2 weeks ro so. glad your alright. bad roadrash?

yall some whiny bitches.

cool place, inhabited by batty boys. gross.

aluminum is fine. love the shit. carbon fork and seat post help i guess. dont know if i notice any roughness. steel bikes feel saggy to me.

cheap ass. chainrings dont cost shit, buy a new one be done w/ it. enough of this punk rock attitude. fuck that shit might as well mount a tall bike.

ok you guys wanna know something funny. my track bike has wheels laced up like that. haha. no joke. i hang my head in shame.....

joker, whats a quick rundown of the structure of your training through your coach? just wondering how intense they make it.

that pegoretti is the only worthwhile thing posted. id go into that show throwing haymakers. fuck that shit. i just ate pho w/ mad jalepenos, im hiccuping and going crazy. and im hungover. word up!

O M G what an annoying bicycling day! all started when i went into a shop i usually avoid ti buy a tube becuase i flatted last time i rode and didnt wanna roll naked. morons working there were unpacking some wack ass fuck piece of shit guru frames and being all psyched on em. so the dude working asks me what i need and i tell him a tube etc. hes like "wanna buy a new FRRAAAMMMEEE" and holds up this stupid rainbow painted ugly welded steel carbon ass guru frame like its the best thing since sliced bread. i watched the dude check out my bike when i walked in, why the fuck would a dude whos rocking a fully campy'd out colnago want a piece of fucking shit like that. i rolled my eyes and gave him a snide "nah". hes like, "why dude, steel is the new shit. and this carbon fiber triangle is even sicker". LIKE I NEVER HEARD OF STEEL BEFORE IDIOT!?? MORON FAGGOT NEW JACK!!!!! for some rteason the words "whats the tube set on that bike?" come out. "the what?" "what kind of steel is that bike made of?" "oh um i dunno. how can you tell?" i shake my head and tell him "that bike is wack man. you guys should learn up on the specs before you try to sell that for a few grand".. i leave. riding. riding. loving the unseasonable weather. loving the view on the bike path of my city. see some dudes i used to ride with. smile say what up etc. did my intervals. sure enough the weekend moron art student fisher price my first fixed gear squad rolls up at a stop light. heres some advice to you guys who ride fixed and shit. if your out with your tight jeans and bandannas, weird old socks pulled over your jeans like thats some tights or something, and your brandy new cycling hat, dont talk to a motherfucker like me! i just did fucking intervals and this red light fucked my cooldown up, and i feel like i might barf a little and my nose is running like crazy. dont try to be like, "i love colnagos". THE FUCK YOU KNOW ABOUT SHIT FOOL! BACK THE FUCK UP OFF ME! I AINT YOUR FRIEND! I DONT WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND! IM NOT INTO THIS BIKE SHIT FOR FRIENDS OR A STANDING IN SOME SOCIAL SCENE! YOUR NOT MY CYCLING BROTHER, I DONT NEED YOU ON SOME METAPHORICAL BROTHERHOOD LEVEL! fall back off me. one of these days boyyyyyyy. AND THEN! once i get off the path and out into the burbs i chill out and put some miles down. loving it. im on my way back into the city and i pass some middle aged dude whos stopped at an intersection. i didnt see him pull out behind me. so like 15 minutes later im blowing a snot rocket and i hear "WHAT THE FUCK MAN". (note: this is second time in a fgew months this exact situation has happened. first time was a woman). i look back and hes a few bike lengths back obviously mad i snotted on him. if i had known he was back there i would have snotted and spit the whole time down under my arm as you do when your in a group (theres a tip for you guys). any how i tell him "sorry but i didnt know you were back there but you should expect that shit to happen when you try to play lance armstrong with a stranger" "what" "i didnt know you were back therre dude! its pretty fucking stupid thing to do really. i wouldnt jump on a strangers wheel with out telling him at least". blank look "moron" i bounce on him. he trys to hang but like i said hes fat and old and a wanna be lance faggot. dropped. then i rode to the bar where my girl is working today and banged on the big window. the whole bar looks out at me, she looks, and i honk my weiner over my tights. made my annoying bike day better. anyhow, fuck the world. let me live. i want to screen a jersey that says "leave me the fuck alone" in block letters down the back.

the east coast has had a warm snap the last week and half, its been so nice riding in 50 degree weather. today is the last day of it. heading out in a few. shed this winter tummy quick fast, intervals are IN!

joker hit it on the head

bummer, rip. who will take the reins of making morons overnight experts now? other news, cannondale is 'meh' in my eyes anyhow, but kiss it goodbye for reals now: VeloNews Canadian outfit buys Cannondale Dorel Industries has bought Cannondale Bicycle Corporation, the corporation announced Monday. Dorel, headquartered in Montréal, owns Pacific Cycle, the parent company of Schwinn, GT and Mongoose. The purchase is reported as an all-cash transaction valued between $190 million and $200 million. The Bethel, Connecticut-based Cannondale, which also holds Sugoi Performance Apparel Company, a clothing brand, was previously held by Pegasus Capital Advisors, which purchased the company in 2003. As a result of the acquisition, Dorel’s recreational/leisure segment, which includes Pacific Cycle, InStep, Playsafe and Roadmaster, will be split into two separate divisions. The Cannondale Sports Group, which will target the independent bicycle dealer and be separate from the mass-market line, will include Cannondale, Sugoi, GT and the company’s other premium bicycle brands, presumably Schwinn and Mongoose. Cannondale Sports has already stated that it plans to seek acquisitions of similar high-quality brands. Pacific Cycle president Jeff Frehner will leave Pacific immediately to oversee the Cannondale Sports Group as president. Cannondale president Matt Mannelly will continue to run Cannondale Bicycle. “Dorel recognizes the importance and potential of the independent bicycle dealer channel and is purchasing Cannondale as the first step to become the world’s No. 1 IBD player,” said Martin Schwartz, Dorel president and CEO. Added Mannelly: “The end result will be a continuous flow of innovative product to our dealers and consumers.” Teams and riders sponsored by Cannondale include Liquigas, Cannondale-Vredestein, Health Net-Maxxis, U.S. cyclocross national champion Tim Johnson and Tinker Juarez.

haha, soup killin me what size is that bike 1978? cant believe im asking! im such a hippo