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she's probably just doing these subtle slip thing to eliciit reactions from you, which isn't that uncharacteristic of some girls, or anyone for that matter.

well then, you should be the one taking pictures when that happens. she probably told you that shit on myspace right after on purpose, probably to get under your skin and piss you off. i mean nothing gives the online middle finger like dropping news like that via myspace AFTER talking for 3 hours.

wooah woah owah..she PMed you? oofff. if it's 12oz, good thing-you can always put her on ignore.

some of these girls are actually "college graduates"

seeing michael jackson holler at that girl with chris tucker at the beginning of that video posted at the top of the thread, reminds me exactly how i would've pictured E.T. hollering at some girl

c'mon seeking...just take a hit, just one :huh:

she will die a death of snorting the must cut ball of coke the UK has ever seen.

i'm pretty sure nowadays they've gotten rid of "don't ask, don't tell".

there should be a feature that's able to sync bookmarked porn sites with it, so that when clicked on the mouse starts vibrating.

oh man...this must be like a pocket rocket for some girls.

26? i thought you were like 21 or 22 or something like that. ha

i think you only get taxed based on if you live in the state that the company is based out of. you know the whole "such and such state residents must add such and such tax to their order"

i don't think i've ever seen someone spell jheri curl correctly, including myself

nice barsink

haha. reminds me of that scene in Knocked Up.

i always thought it was the Big Lebowski movie- everytime he drinks a white russian you do too or take a shot, and everytime john goodman says "shut the fuck up donni" you take a shot or whenever they say the word "dude" anyways here's a cool picture that is definitely worth 1000+ words no r.i.p. for him because he hit women. ignorant shitheads should crip walk over your grave.

Re: i want to cmeup later 2007ola ^^you and crooked ^^ could be this actor's stunt double...the one in the back

Re: i want to cmeup later 2007ola what what

Re: i want to cmeup later 2007ola [ATTACH]75733.vB[/ATTACH] nip slip.you're welcome i NEVER knew how punk rock implants were though!

are you fucking kidding me? what is this world coming to.

truth. well, this isn't really that adultish. the first apartment i ever lived in was this 3rd/4th floor place with my 3(ex best friends) and one of their bitchy ass artfag friends. bascially, me along with my 2 other friends were subletting from the mutual friend and his artfag buddy. big mistake. being the only motivated one in the apt.(which isn't saying much) pissed me off. we'd have keggers and shit(usually involved too many people packed into our 3rd flloor) and have to lug the kegs up to the 3rd and 4th floors, (only fun part). shit used to sit there for weeks on end. no one would ever clean up. our kitchen sink was NEVER cleaned with the exception of the one night we moved in and decided to make pasta. by the end of living there the sink looked like the picture earl posted x100. think of the character The Toxic Avenger living in a swamp with mold, bugs, dishes, stds, and who knows what else was floating around. this was next to the lifesize outline of me painted on a wood board that they used for practicing knife throwing--morons. what ended up happening over time..let's see. me putting my head through one my friend's bedroom doors and headbutting it until it broke off the door frame-in front of the two people whose name were on the lease. i also refused to pay for the holes i punched and headbutted on my bedroom ceiling. projectile puke that somehow managed to make its way 6-7ft up the walls everytime we had a party(roommatese insisted we feed jungle juice to tiny 5ft nothing girls.)-i wasn't stupid, the puke was bright red. i remember punching one of my roommates straight in the face for lighting a cigarette(no stoges rule) in my car while we were driving, then us getting out in front of the apt. and me about to stab him.-i think that strengthened our friendship. not to mention the fights that happened outside because his exgirlfriend was a loose one. oh yeah, there was a bathroom on each floor.-that didn't help. the 4th floor shower worked but involved me along with others gagging and choking(nohomo) from the nasty ass smell because of everyone who kept shitting in the toilet AFTER it was clogged-which no one admitted to. and i don't mean one shit and leaving it there-more like someone would take a shit, then put newspaper over it because they knew the toilet didn't flush, then continue pissing and shitting in it after that-many many pisses over the newspaper. i can stand bad smells but i remember puking a few times while showering and shaving because i couldn't stand that smell, needless to say everyone shaved in the 3rd floor bathroom which wasn't as bad-but the shower didn't work.toilet worked most of the time. i remember i was held responsible for the faggot that tagged up our place one night we had a party, my roommates would give me shit and wanted me to me pay to fix it due to the obvious.bulllfuckingshit. so i called my friend found out who wrote the garbage that was scribbled on our toilet seat and hallways, and found out he lived only a few blocks away with someone else we knew. that moron let me in his apt. and continued to lie about what he wrote-didn't help him though. iweardoorags, i can relate to the smell of your basement-lived above an indian restaurant and i had to smell that shit every morning when i woke up which wasn't too fucking pleasant considering i don't mind indian food-but hey who doesn't like that curry-body odor smell wafting into your apt. at 9am? nothing compares to shai's bullshit he had to put up with .

oh i know. had to put a twist on it.

cased- i didn't know you were into paleo-ality. that dinosaur might hurt you:huh:

more like-point out when someone isn't using their brain and posting pictures of their room that are linked from facebook. but i doubt that kid is on the VS's top list. it's almost as cool as posting inventory in inventory thread. oh man. good thing i'm taking a shit right now.

wow you used "nigga". you're just some evanston township highschooler.