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The Official Jokes Thread!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BluntedMonky, Dec 16, 2002.

  1. BluntedMonky

    BluntedMonky New Jack

    Joined: May 13, 2002 Messages: 56 Likes Received: 0
    post your jokes here......even if they arent funny.

    One day a blonde was sitting beside a lawyer on an airplane and the lawyer sees the blond is going to fall asleep so the lawyer asks her if she wanted to play a game. So the blond asks what kind of game.

    The lawyer says we ask each other questions and every one I get wrong I give you $100 and every one you get wrong you give me $5. And the blonde says no and goes back to sleep. Then the lawyer asks her again if she wanted to play the game and she says no and goes to sleep again.

    Then the lawyer asks her one more time. So the blonde decides to since the lawyer won't shut up. Now first the lawyer asks "What's the capital of Washington?" The blonde doesn't know so she gives the lawyer $5. Now the blonde asks the lawyer "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with 3?"

    So the lawyer checks on the net in the encyclopedias and everything else possible and he can't find the answer so he gives the blonde $100. Then the lawyer asks the blonde what was the answer to that question. So the blonde reaches in her purse and gives the lawyer another $5 bill.
     
  2. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,149 Likes Received: 0
     
  3. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    wow a joke thread!

    but... what makes this one so "official"?
     
  4. Fabo 2

    Fabo 2 Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2002 Messages: 345 Likes Received: 1
    What's brown and sticky?
    a brown stick.
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  5. BluntedMonky

    BluntedMonky New Jack

    Joined: May 13, 2002 Messages: 56 Likes Received: 0
    i dont get it?
     
  6. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    HOw do you make a little kid cry twice?
    wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear

    What do you say to a black jew?
    Get to the back of the oven.

    What do you call 5000000 dead black people at the bottom of a pool?
    A good start.




    Im not racist. THey are jokes. smile:D
     
  7. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

    Nothing shes already been told twice.


    what do you call a 2 legged cow?
    lean beef

    what do you call a no legged cow?
    ground beef.
     
  8. BluntedMonky

    BluntedMonky New Jack

    Joined: May 13, 2002 Messages: 56 Likes Received: 0
    hahahhahhahahahahahah.........wait wa?
     
  9. BluntedMonky

    BluntedMonky New Jack

    Joined: May 13, 2002 Messages: 56 Likes Received: 0
    A Blonde's Brain At Work

    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
    "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

    So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

    "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

    "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
     
  10. BluntedMonky

    BluntedMonky New Jack

    Joined: May 13, 2002 Messages: 56 Likes Received: 0
    Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
    One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

    "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  11. 455

    455 Guest

    muthafucka.dis God Damned thread is a joke,ya heard?
     
  12. BluntedMonky

    BluntedMonky New Jack

    Joined: May 13, 2002 Messages: 56 Likes Received: 0
    A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
    "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
    "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
    "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
     
  13. dahighlifdhl

    dahighlifdhl Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2002 Messages: 1,430 Likes Received: 0
    I REALLY DIDNT FIND ANY OF THEM FUNNY
     
  14. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    *believe*

    a joke threaad, without me in it!?!?!


    Ok, ok....this only works when
    everyone is drunk, ok, ok...here goes...

    What has 2 thumbs, and loves sex?


    *then, when the jokee, asks, "What?"*

    You say, and point at yourself with
    both thumbs up,

    "THIS GUY!"


    hahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  15. BluntedMonky

    BluntedMonky New Jack

    Joined: May 13, 2002 Messages: 56 Likes Received: 0
    wow this is actually a joke thread and you guys come up with the "G A Y E S T " things possible.....and then you make up the stupidest thread and come up with the funniest things.....man wat up wit yall?
     
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