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DOs & DON’Ts—Sport fans

If you insist on talking about some game you like, don’t use the word “we,” as in “We’re losing two-nil” or especially, “We’re winning,” or, “If only we had a decent winger who could improve distribution to the box.” We, eh? You and the general manager are going to sit down and tackle that at some point in the near future? No. YOU are not. You get to witness a team full of transient millionaires compete in a game in which, no matter how hard you wish, wear your special hat, or cry, you have ZERO to do with the outcome. You aren’t on the team. You aren’t a paid consultant to the team. You’re a fan of the team. Would you apply this shit to a band? Like, “I know Garcia has been dead for about eight years, but who are we gonna get to replace him?” or “How many dates are we touring?” or “Man, we played an amazing show last night.” NO, you would never do that. Or even a favourite porn star? “We gotta dance in Albania. That’s where we can earn the big money. Let’s shake our tits. Boy, we really sucked that cock last night. God, I love it when we get a hot blast of cum on our implants.”

 

Fuck that, man. If these gaylords at Vice only knew how much time and energy I spend following my favourite sports teams, they'd be singing a different tune. lol

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that shit with the bullet is cool and all. but even if you could chop the shit in half with your sword, then you would just get hit with two pieces of bullet anyway. lame.

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Originally posted by trackstand@Jan 5 2005, 09:12 PM

Champagne enema? Don't think I've heard this one before...

 

 

one of the girls from nakednews.com had a bottle of champange poured into her ass.

I think I still have a pair of her panties at my house, from a different occasion.

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Originally posted by Jackson@Jan 6 2005, 04:46 PM

Hmmmmmm

The angle the halves come off at seems to suggest they might fly either side of you.

 

i see what youre saying, but id rather not find out.

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