ETHREADZNY Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 CERTAIN WAYS TO GET AT THAT ROOMATE YOU JUST DONT GET ALONG WITH. A SEMESTER INTO MY COLLEGE CARRER< MY ROOMATE STARTED RIPPING ME OFF. IN THAT CASE, FIRST WE PISSED IN HIS SHAMPOO. How great is it knowing the dude was walking around with my piss in his hair. The unfortuante thing was some nights I came back smashed, and possibly used it. fuck it. The best was when I knew he had ladies coming over, I would take the stankiest ass shits, right before they would coming in, spoiling the mood for both of them. Got the locks changed by school security without him knowing... I miss those days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 putting "nair" in the shampoo wouldh've been good too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted September 13, 2002 Author Share Posted September 13, 2002 That would of work also, but I wanted to be subliminal about it.. hot days the piss got to stinking, and he had to figure out what the fuck it was. l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 thats funny as hell...luckily i didnt have roomate problems my first year... except he had this problem with blairing michael jackson at eight in the morning...(he was track thus up early and ready to go..) which kinda sucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrime Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 i got pissed at one of my roomates the other day... needless to say he has a real pissy smile ;) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 This one guy used to buy the exact same groceries every single week. One other guy went out and bought the exact same shit. He left it under the porch in the backyard for 2 weeks, then he waited for the next grocery day. Within an hour after unpacking all his shit (milk, butter, creamcheese etc.) all of his shit was swapped with the funky, mold shit from the backyard. He actually thought the store had sold him rotten food and went back and made an ass out of himself. after that he bought a hotplate and only ate ground beef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted September 13, 2002 Author Share Posted September 13, 2002 another move, is chocolate syrup in your roomates underwear. especailly when they leave their shit on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 i hate my fucking roomates.. they locked me out of my house last night, so in my drunken stammer up to the den of iniquity i had to realize that i couldnt get in, after about 8 intercom calls and a TON of swearing i rolled back to my girl's house to crash on the couch. woke up to ol' boys nuts hanging out and the cutie of the house prancing upstairs.. campusgoodgirlfuckeroner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 my roommates are always broke and can't ever pay the bills on time.....unfortunately the bills are all under my name so i'm usually the only one concerned with it....shit sucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 Originally posted by ETHREADZNY another move, is chocolate syrup in your roomates underwear. especailly when they leave their shit on the floor. this kid passed out on his face at this house i was staying at... we're all drunk and decide to fuck with him... drop his pants, spread his cheeks, and pour about a quarter of a bottle of ketchup in his crack... pants back up, we keep partying... in the morning, most of us are asleep, and are awaken by some of the most blood curdling screams we'd ever heard... the kid had just dropped his pants in the bathroom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrime Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 Originally posted by Giving Tree i hate my fucking roomates.. they locked me out of my house last night, so in my drunken stammer up to the den of iniquity i had to realize that i couldnt get in, after about 8 intercom calls and a TON of swearing i rolled back to my girl's house to crash on the couch. woke up to ol' boys nuts hanging out and the cutie of the house prancing upstairs.. campusgoodgirlfuckeroner. hahahaha... sloppyballsofredhead pussyjuiceoner. :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 my roommate is my bestfriend so shit is chill..besides the fact the dude cooks beef and all that nasty shit and then decides to just let his dishes clutter in the sink...leaving some foul smells..i usually just clean it..not this time..i almost throw up when i smell beef these days...especially nasty aged shit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 and cleaning the hair clog outta the bathtub made me nearly puke......................................roommates, uhg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I LOVE NY Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie this kid passed out on his face at this house i was staying at... we're all drunk and decide to fuck with him... drop his pants, spread his cheeks, and pour about a quarter of a bottle of ketchup in his crack... pants back up, we keep partying... in the morning, most of us are asleep, and are awaken by some of the most blood curdling screams we'd ever heard... the kid had just dropped his pants in the bathroom... :idea:HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S A GREAT FUCKING IDEA TO DO TO MY ROOMATE!. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 My best friend took the most perfectly swirl shaped, almost Foster's Freeze cone like shit in the middle of his roommate's bedroom floor when no one was home. He blamed it on some stray cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted September 14, 2002 Share Posted September 14, 2002 just dont have sex with his girlfriend....and if you do dont tell no-one about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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