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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, Jul 26, 2004.

  1. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    me and PEN1 were talking the other day about how we need to bust out the video camera in HK. maybe just film some partying, or maybe make a stupid movie??? i think a movie would be fun, but maybe a lot of work. i thought a movie TRAILER might be easier. here's what i'm working on. i'd appreciate any comments or constructive criticism.


    :Romantic Music:
    we start with a shot of me and my girl having a romantic dinner. i'm holding her hand over a candle lit meal. i look slightly uncomfortable due to an upset stomach but i don't want to let on.


    MY GIRL: I love you...
    ME: I love....
    i rip a fart. it starts out as a hi pitch squeal and increases into an earthshattering thunderous fart. the music cuts. the sound of someone dropping a drink in the background due to the horror of my ass. My girl says that i'm disgusting and runs out of the restaurant. i hang my head in shame.

    (i can totally pull this scene off at a bar that my friend owns)


    :party Music: (perhaps rob base, it takes two)

    The shot opens to a birthday party for my girl in my apartment. shots of people laughing and wearing party hats. shots of people playing twister. people dancing. me doing a 2 foot line of coke. my girl giving me an "i love you" look.

    people leaving saying they had a great time. i turn off the music and start to make out with my girlfriend. she gives me the "wait one minute" finger and goes to the bathroom. i do the "i'm gonna get some booty" dance.


    girlfriend screams from the bathroom and runs out. she tells me i'm disgusting and she's leaving me. she's out the door before i can react. i go into the bathroom to find a huge stinky shit in the toilet. i look up at the ceiling and let out a classic "NOOOOOOOO!!!"

    fade to black.
    fade back to my face

    ME: i will find who did this and have my vengeance...

    fade to black

    :Crazy Intense Get Pumped Techno Music playing:

    lots of fast action shots cutting back and forth:
    -me running through the streets of hong kong in a ninja outfit.
    -me driving my friends new lotus elise. (seriously)
    -me wearing a raiden hat reading a chinese newspaper spying on someone.
    -me kungfu fighting with someone but you can't see who
    -me taking a shit in my bathroom and crying
    -meditating and having visions of my girl and a big smelly shit
    -me confronting a girl from the party, screaming in her face, "DID YOU POO!? DON'T LIE TO ME!!!
    -girl crying swearing it wasn't her
    -me picking up a big shit out of a toilet bowl, sniffing it in order to determine if it's from the culprit. the camera zooms slowly towards my face. i have shit all over my nose and upper lip. but i'm smiling and you can see in my eyes that i know who the shitter is.

    (dope special effect words slamming into the screen)



    comments? suggestions? anyone ever try to make a funny movie with their friends?
  2. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 431
    visual aid



    like a story board
  3. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    you fucks need to just send me a plane ticket.
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    miramax called, they've got 40 million dollars to make the full length epic (with options for a sequel). they've confirmed john woo to direct.
  5. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    sounds like fun...do it.
  6. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
  7. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    You have to have a character introduction like in pulp fiction.

    You should be like getting a lapdance from a stripper and look over at the camera and give a little half smile.

    Make a rap video...

    Crazy dancing, ghetto dumpling booty. Hell ya...

    "Trips Bitch! Gimmie my money!"
  8. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    ^ hahah yeah i like that idea.
  9. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 683
    Making short films is a ton of fun.
    That rough script is awesome.
    Make it.
  10. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    I'm willing to invest $100,000 dollars in your film with a stipulation that I recieve 10% of the royalties.
  11. JUDONO?

    JUDONO? Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2002 Messages: 1,935 Likes Received: 0
    make that shit then give everyone a free copy
  12. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: i hope u do this man