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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, Jul 26, 2004.

  1. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    me and PEN1 were talking the other day about how we need to bust out the video camera in HK. maybe just film some partying, or maybe make a stupid movie??? i think a movie would be fun, but maybe a lot of work. i thought a movie TRAILER might be easier. here's what i'm working on. i'd appreciate any comments or constructive criticism.



    IN THE CITY OF FRAGRANT FLOWERS...


    :Romantic Music:
    we start with a shot of me and my girl having a romantic dinner. i'm holding her hand over a candle lit meal. i look slightly uncomfortable due to an upset stomach but i don't want to let on.

    A RELATIONSHIP ON THE BRINK OF DISASTER

    MY GIRL: I love you...
    ME: I love....
    i rip a fart. it starts out as a hi pitch squeal and increases into an earthshattering thunderous fart. the music cuts. the sound of someone dropping a drink in the background due to the horror of my ass. My girl says that i'm disgusting and runs out of the restaurant. i hang my head in shame.

    (i can totally pull this scene off at a bar that my friend owns)

    ONE MANS QUEST TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT

    :party Music: (perhaps rob base, it takes two)

    The shot opens to a birthday party for my girl in my apartment. shots of people laughing and wearing party hats. shots of people playing twister. people dancing. me doing a 2 foot line of coke. my girl giving me an "i love you" look.

    people leaving saying they had a great time. i turn off the music and start to make out with my girlfriend. she gives me the "wait one minute" finger and goes to the bathroom. i do the "i'm gonna get some booty" dance.

    BUT SOMETIMES SHIT JUST HAPPENS

    girlfriend screams from the bathroom and runs out. she tells me i'm disgusting and she's leaving me. she's out the door before i can react. i go into the bathroom to find a huge stinky shit in the toilet. i look up at the ceiling and let out a classic "NOOOOOOOO!!!"

    fade to black.
    fade back to my face

    ME: i will find who did this and have my vengeance...

    fade to black

    :Crazy Intense Get Pumped Techno Music playing:

    lots of fast action shots cutting back and forth:
    -me running through the streets of hong kong in a ninja outfit.
    -me driving my friends new lotus elise. (seriously)
    -me wearing a raiden hat reading a chinese newspaper spying on someone.
    -me kungfu fighting with someone but you can't see who
    -me taking a shit in my bathroom and crying
    -meditating and having visions of my girl and a big smelly shit
    -me confronting a girl from the party, screaming in her face, "DID YOU POO!? DON'T LIE TO ME!!!
    -girl crying swearing it wasn't her
    -me picking up a big shit out of a toilet bowl, sniffing it in order to determine if it's from the culprit. the camera zooms slowly towards my face. i have shit all over my nose and upper lip. but i'm smiling and you can see in my eyes that i know who the shitter is.

    (dope special effect words slamming into the screen)

    THE SHIT STOPS HERE...

    POO:30



    comments? suggestions? anyone ever try to make a funny movie with their friends?
     
  2. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 431
    visual aid

    http://freespace.virgin.net/daniel.chard/funny/Turd.jpg'>

    [img]http://www.hateyourdaddy.com/oh-no.jpg'>


    like a story board
     
  3. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    you fucks need to just send me a plane ticket.
     
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    miramax called, they've got 40 million dollars to make the full length epic (with options for a sequel). they've confirmed john woo to direct.
     
  5. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    sounds like fun...do it.
     
  6. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
  7. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    You have to have a character introduction like in pulp fiction.

    You should be like getting a lapdance from a stripper and look over at the camera and give a little half smile.

    Make a rap video...

    Crazy dancing, ghetto dumpling booty. Hell ya...

    "Trips Bitch! Gimmie my money!"
     
  8. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    ^ hahah yeah i like that idea.
     
  9. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    Making short films is a ton of fun.
    That rough script is awesome.
    Make it.
     
  10. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    I'm willing to invest $100,000 dollars in your film with a stipulation that I recieve 10% of the royalties.
     
  11. JUDONO?

    JUDONO? Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2002 Messages: 1,935 Likes Received: 0
    make that shit then give everyone a free copy
     
  12. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: i hope u do this man
     
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